Corrupted Wishes

[AnonymousRendezvous]

I'm not sure if this has been done here before, but I saw this in another forum and thought it would be fun here. The idea is to make a wish...and the next poster grants your wish but corrupts it in any way they see fit.

For example:

BrilliantPoster writes: I wish I had a pie to fuck.

AnotherBrilliantPoster writes: granted, but it just came out of the oven and now your dick burns.

I wish I had a pony.

And on and on and on. Get it? Don't forget to make your own wish after you corrupt your fellow wisher's wish.

I suppose I should start out.

I wish everyone sees this thread and it becomes a huge hit.

 

[AnonymousRendezvous]

Bumpity. Come on. It'll be fun litsters.

 

[Tiarra]

I wish to be the first to pop Your cherry!

Erm, I mean ... this threads cherry!

My wish is to meet a man who can lick His eyebrows! *S*

 

[AnonymousRendezvous]

Granted. But unfortunately he ONLY likes licking his eyebrows. Sort of a fetish for him. Good for him. Not so good for you.

I wish for someone to lick my eyebrows.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Granted. But unfortunately he ONLY likes licking his eyebrows. Sort of a fetish for him. Good for him. Not so good for you.

I wish for someone to lick my eyebrows.

Granted but not before you get an eyebrow waxing first!

I wish for someone to capture my heart and not break it.

 

[AnonymousRendezvous]

Granted but not before you get an eyebrow waxing first!

I wish for someone to capture my heart and not break it.

Granted. Your heart is now in a box on my shelf.

I wish I didn't have to wake up so early in the morning.

 

[Tiarra]

Granted. Your heart is now in a box on my shelf.

I wish I didn't have to wake up so early in the morning.

Granted! But, You must still stay in bed all day, with me; licking my eyebrows, of course! *S*

My wish is to spend the entire winter on a tropical beach! *S*

 

[AnonymousRendezvous]

Granted. But during monsoon season. Hope you like being wet!

I wish I could walk around everywhere naked.

 

[Mz_Scarlett]

Granted! But, You must still stay in bed all day, with me; licking my eyebrows, of course! *S*

My wish is to spend the entire winter on a tropical beach! *S*

Granted, but now you have a sun burn, ouch!

I wish that love didn't hurt.

 

[Tiarra]

Granted. But during monsoon season. Hope you like being wet!

I wish I could walk around everywhere naked.

Granted; But - everyone will point and laugh hysterically at your little, erm..."friend".

I wish to meet a man; well - let's call Him an entrepreneur, who owns a bank, a liquor mart AND a sex toy shop! *S*

 

[AnonymousRendezvous]

Granted, but now you have a sun burn, ouch!

I wish that love didn't hurt.

Granted. Now it's just boring and sticky.

I wish that I had a house in the south of France.

 

[AnonymousRendezvous]

Granted; But - everyone will point and laugh hysterically at your little, erm..."friend".

I wish to meet a man; well - let's call Him an entrepreneur, who owns a bank, a liquor mart AND a sex toy shop! *S*

Granted. But he has no time for you. What with the business and all.

Still wishing for that house.

 

[Tiarra]

Granted. Now it's just boring and sticky.

I wish that I had a house in the south of France.

Granted! However, it will be made of Gingerbread, and Your neighbors will have an incredible sweet tooth!

My wish is for a Fairy God Maid! *S*

 

[AnonymousRendezvous]

Granted; But - everyone will point and laugh hysterically at your little, erm..."friend".

I wish to meet a man; well - let's call Him an entrepreneur, who owns a bank, a liquor mart AND a sex toy shop! *S*

Granted! However, it will be made of Gingerbread, and Your neighbors will have an incredible sweet tooth!

My wish is for a Fairy God Maid! *S*

Granted. But she's more god than maid, so she's a bit lazy and entitled.

I wish my connection was faster.

 

[Tiarra]

Granted. But she's more god than maid, so she's a bit lazy and entitled.

I wish my connection was faster.

Granted! But, Your eye sight will dim, and Your dexterity will lessen; therefore, You'll get here quicker, but You won't have a clue as to what You're looking at, and once You're able to figure it out - it will take you AGES to type a response, and the moment .... will.... be.... gone. *poof*

I wish to win the lotto! *S*

 

[AnonymousRendezvous]

Granted! But, Your eye sight will dim, and Your dexterity will lessen; therefore, You'll get here quicker, but You won't have a clue as to what You're looking at, and once You're able to figure it out - it will take you AGES to type a response, and the moment .... will.... be.... gone. *poof*

I wish to win the lotto! *S*

Granted. Unfortunately, so 5800000 other lotto players. Enjoy your 30 cents.

I wish I could corupt everyones wishes.

 

[Tiarra]

Granted. Unfortunately, so 5800000 other lotto players. Enjoy your 30 cents.

I wish I could corupt everyones wishes.

Not Granted! With the wishing well dry; there is nothing, no one left to corrupt, and this thread dies sad and lonely

I wish that this Christmas, Santa would slip a handsome man under my tree! *S*

 

[TGHeather]

Granted - but he's been wrapped too tightly, and has asphixiated by the time you wake up on Christmas morning.

I wish I had someone nice to wake up with on Christmas morning.

 

[AnonymousRendezvous]

Granted - but he's been wrapped too tightly, and has asphixiated by the time you wake up on Christmas morning.

I wish I had someone nice to wake up with on Christmas morning.

Granted, but they died in their sleep the night before!

I wish for the biggest latte on earth.

 

[Peaches1990]

Granted, but they died in their sleep the night before!

I wish for the biggest latte on earth.

Granted. But that would indicate you have the biggest mouth on earth.

I wish fun actions sometimes didn't have consequences!

 

[AnonymousRendezvous]

Granted. But that would indicate you have the biggest mouth on earth.

I wish fun actions sometimes didn't have consequences!

Granted, but mundane actions now have consequences. And you just got arrested for eating toast.

I wish I was in bed with someone right now.

 

[Peaches1990]

Granted, but mundane actions now have consequences. And you just got arrested for eating toast.

I wish I was in bed with someone right now.

Granted. But you now are in close proximity to someone with hallitosis & smelly feet.

I wish my christmas presents would wrap themselves.

 

[Morrigu]

Granted. But you now are in close proximity to someone with hallitosis & smelly feet.

I wish my christmas presents would wrap themselves.

Loved this thread idea first time around, so thanks for the revival, it's fun

You get your wish Peaches, sadly though they wrap themselves around your legs as you're trying to get on with your day.

I wish I could read a certain mind

 

[Peaches1990]

Loved this thread idea first time around, so thanks for the revival, it's fun

You get your wish Peaches, sadly though they wrap themselves around your legs as you're trying to get on with your day.

I wish I could read a certain mind

Granted. But now you have their thoughts in your head all day long and they have an unhealthy obsession with sprouts.

I wish my luggage didnt always come off the carousel last

 

[Morrigu]

Granted. But now you have their thoughts in your head all day long and they have an unhealthy obsession with sprouts.

I wish my luggage didnt always come off the carousel last

Not last at all, it comes out first, with your embarassables spilling out and you stand and watch it until everyone has gone, just so nobody knows it's yours

I wish I could eat sprouts without wanting to puke