Corporate Organization Changes

[elsol]

Hello:

My name is ElSol.

I work in the blah-blah-blah Group. I'll be happy to be ignored by yet another management team.

 

[bluebell]

Hello:

My name is ElSol.

I work in the blah-blah-blah Group. I'll be happy to be ignored by yet another management team.

Dear Mr. ElSol,

We have carefully reviewed your resume, qualifications, social security number, and background (including, but not limited to: your masturbatory habits, how much hot skin action you get -or don't get- , your dental hygiene, how often you call your mother, your favorite beer, and your position on the socio-economic ramifications of illegal immigration, the directions on how to get to Sesame Street, and your feelings regarding Paris Hilton's heart-breaking incarceration) but are sorry to inform you that you're just not right for this position.
We're caviar and you're a fish-head.
You're denim and we're fine-ass silk.

Thank you again for your interest in our company. We'll be sure to keep your stellar-but-ignored resume on file in the dingy cabinet of some dirty man in Personnel who saves his toenail clippings and thinks everyone should just leave OJ Simpson alone, dammit.

Please know that this is not meant to be a personal slight. We fully revoke any and all responsibility for you becoming depressed and drinking yourself into an oblivious coma.

We wish you all the best, sucker.

Warmly,

A team of managerial cunt-puckers


(I know this isn't really relevant, but it was too much fun to type.)

 

[S-Des]

You have my sympathies, big guy. My company is in the midst of turmoil....er restructuring, and is giving us less help (not even the parts necessary to do our repairs). Since my group (all two of us) completes more work than any other group in the country, they've decided to reward us by doubling our workload (with no increase in pay or OT, of course). Welcome to blah-blah-somethingorother.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Hugs to Elsol

I'm lucky. My company's just been through all the hard times and the changes. I joined at the moment when they were trying to boost morale, so I arrived in time for all the buffets, free drinks, team-building exercises etc.

Hang on in there, it'll improve once they realise how pissed off everyone's become.

 

[rgraham666]

Get a little guillotine and put it on your desk, elsol.

Remind the courtiers what happens to them when the people they're responsible for get pissed.

 

[jomar]

Become a consultant. Get paid to give advice and not be held accountable for when the company fucks it up.

 

[The_Fool]

I have been with my current employer for just over seven years. In seven years I have had three managers. At my last job, I had eleven managers in five years, but that is a different story. My first manager for this company, I saw about twelve times in just over four years. My second manager I met once, before he was my manager. I had him as a boss for almost two years. My current manager has been my boss for about a year. Haven't met him yet.

 

[TE999]

Become a consultant. Get paid to give advice and not be held accountable for when the company fucks it up.

Or as we used to say in my former existence: 'Hire a consultant--go wrong with confidence'.