Corporate bitches are almost enough to make me turn to communism!

[Black_Bird]

Corporate sluts, though, are another story.

 

[Phoenyx]

Corporate sluts, though, are another story.

Lets hear the story then

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

*yawn* *twirling air slightly aroused*


Do tell...

 

[Black_Bird]

... story?

...

I can't just make random meaningless comments anymore? Oh alright; the area manager came in tonight and examined our work area; she wasn't pleased. The title of this thread was something I was thinking while in her presence - the body of the post was something I wrote to be humorous.

 

[Silverlily]

So if the Area Manager had been a man, would have still called them corporate bitches?

 

[Aquila]

what if it had been a hermaphrodite?

 

[Black_Bird]

So if the Area Manager had been a man, would have still called them corporate bitches?

Yes. If you participate in the verb in question, you may be referred to as the noun in question.

 

[Silverlily]

what if it had been a hermaphrodite?

True, but wouldn't knowing possibly constitute some form of sexual harassment?

 

[Black_Bird]

what if it had been a hermaphrodite?

I... I don't know. Curiousity might have gotten the best of me, and I would have ended up asking him/her out.

 

[Aquila]

True, but wouldn't knowing possibly constitute some form of sexual harassment?

That depends... who fucks who?

Hermaphrodites bring a whole new meaning to the term "go fuck yourself"

 

[Silverlily]

I... I don't know. Curiousity might have gotten the best of me, and I would have ended up asking him/her out.

See?

 

[Black_Bird]

See?

Where? Huh? I can't see it...

 

[Silverlily]

Where? Huh? I can't see it...

Of course you couldn't, dear, it was over your head.

 

[Lost Cause]

Describe her......

Cute? Authoritarian? Frau Blueker? Dominant? Elitist? Dress? Boobs? Hair? Shoes? Swastika? Hammer & Sickle? Biker Leather? What?
I'm trying to get a visual on the female rep that would turn you to such a failed experiment like Communism.

 

[Black_Bird]

Of course you couldn't, dear, it was over your head.

No, I looked there... It must have flown away. *Shrugs* Ah well.

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Describe her......

Cute? Authoritarian? Frau Blueker? Dominant? Elitist? Dress? Boobs? Hair? Shoes? Swastika? Hammer & Sickle? Biker Leather? What?
I'm trying to get a visual on the female rep that would turn you to such a failed experiment like Communism.

This, folks, is the best post in this thread thus far. Watch this guy - take notes!

 

[Aquila]

Let me introduce you to a female by the name of ginger.
My wonderful ex, she could just about turn anybody to anything so long as they thought they could fuck her.
See women are manipulative like that.