Cookies!
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morninggirl5
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I don't often have cookies. I really like the new Oreos with chocolate and peanut butter creme, though.
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_____MissTaken said:My favorite are chocolate chip.
Ah, but the recipe is a family secret.
Mmmmmm
(Now, someone had to do it!)
What is your favorite cookie?
I normally erase my cookies before I shut down my computer.
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Mine have a tingly taste ... something like ... a mouthful of one's and zero's.
Tangy, I would say.
Yes, a tangy cookie!
MissTaken said:Hmm but do you prefer chocolate or vanilla?
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Mine have a tingly taste ... something like ... a mouthful of one's and zero's.
Tangy, I would say.
Yes, a tangy cookie!
calypso_21
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LoL...okay I'll bite...almond spritz! Absolute favorites.
cg_allstar
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I just tried Peanutbutter Fudge Sticks from Keebler. Mmm, gooood.
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Hmmm...
No, a rather bland blend of black and white one's and zero's, I would think.
Something like carbonated water ... only it's a cookie. See?
_____MissTaken said:Umm like lemon cream?
Hmmm...
No, a rather bland blend of black and white one's and zero's, I would think.
Something like carbonated water ... only it's a cookie. See?
Ishmael
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Forwarded from a friend.
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My daughter and I had just finished a salad at a Neiman-Marcus Cafe in Dallas, and we decided to have a small dessert. Because both of us are such cookie lovers, we decided to try the "Neiman-Marcus" cookie. It was so excellent that I asked if they would give me the recipe, and the waitress said with a small frown, "I'm afraid not, but you can buy the recipe." Well, I asked how much, and she responded, "Only two fifty-it's a great deal!" I agreed to that, and told her to just add it to my tab.
Thirty days later, I received my VISA statement, and the Neiman-Marcus charge was $285.00! I looked again, and I remembered I had only spent $9.95 for two salads and about $20.00 for a scarf. As I glanced at the bottom of the statement, it said, "Cookie Recipe-$250.00". That was outrageous! I called Neiman's Accounting Department and told them the waitress said it was "two fifty", which clearly does not mean "two hundred and fifty dollars" by any reasonable interpretation of the phrase. Neiman-Marcus refused to budge. They would not refund my money because, according to them, "What the waitress told you is not our problem. You have already seen the recipe. We absolutely will not refund your money at this point." I explained to the Accounting Department lady the criminal statues which govern fraud in the state of Texas. I threatened to report them to the Better Business Bureau and the Texas Attorney General's office for engaging in fraud. I was basically told, Do what you want. Don't bother thinking of how you can get even, and don't bother trying to get any of your money back. "I just said, Okay, you folks got my $250, and now I'm going to have $250 worth of fun."
I told her that I was going to see to it that every cookie lover in the United States with an e-mail account has a $250 cookie recipe from
Neiman-Marcus for free. She replied, 'I wish you wouldn't do this." I said, "Well, perhaps you should have thought of that before you ripped me off!" and slammed down the phone.
So here it is! Please, please, please pass it on to everyone you can possibly think of. I paid $250 for this, and I don't want Neiman-Marcus to EVER make another penny off of this recipe!
NEIMAN-MARCUS COOKIES (Recipe maybe halved)
2 cups butter
24 oz.chocolate chips
4 cups flour
2 cups brown sugar
2 tsp. soda
1 tsp. salt
2 cups sugar
1 8 oz. Hershey Bar (grated)
5 cups blended oatmeal
4 eggs
2 tsp. baking powder
2 tsp. vanilla
3 cups chopped nuts (your choice)
Measure oatmeal, and blend in a blender to a fine powder. Cream the butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla, mix together with flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and soda. Add chocolate chips, Hershey Bar, and nuts.
Roll into balls, and place two inches apart on a cookie sheet. Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees. Makes 112 cookies.
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Have fun.
Ishmael
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My daughter and I had just finished a salad at a Neiman-Marcus Cafe in Dallas, and we decided to have a small dessert. Because both of us are such cookie lovers, we decided to try the "Neiman-Marcus" cookie. It was so excellent that I asked if they would give me the recipe, and the waitress said with a small frown, "I'm afraid not, but you can buy the recipe." Well, I asked how much, and she responded, "Only two fifty-it's a great deal!" I agreed to that, and told her to just add it to my tab.
Thirty days later, I received my VISA statement, and the Neiman-Marcus charge was $285.00! I looked again, and I remembered I had only spent $9.95 for two salads and about $20.00 for a scarf. As I glanced at the bottom of the statement, it said, "Cookie Recipe-$250.00". That was outrageous! I called Neiman's Accounting Department and told them the waitress said it was "two fifty", which clearly does not mean "two hundred and fifty dollars" by any reasonable interpretation of the phrase. Neiman-Marcus refused to budge. They would not refund my money because, according to them, "What the waitress told you is not our problem. You have already seen the recipe. We absolutely will not refund your money at this point." I explained to the Accounting Department lady the criminal statues which govern fraud in the state of Texas. I threatened to report them to the Better Business Bureau and the Texas Attorney General's office for engaging in fraud. I was basically told, Do what you want. Don't bother thinking of how you can get even, and don't bother trying to get any of your money back. "I just said, Okay, you folks got my $250, and now I'm going to have $250 worth of fun."
I told her that I was going to see to it that every cookie lover in the United States with an e-mail account has a $250 cookie recipe from
Neiman-Marcus for free. She replied, 'I wish you wouldn't do this." I said, "Well, perhaps you should have thought of that before you ripped me off!" and slammed down the phone.
So here it is! Please, please, please pass it on to everyone you can possibly think of. I paid $250 for this, and I don't want Neiman-Marcus to EVER make another penny off of this recipe!
NEIMAN-MARCUS COOKIES (Recipe maybe halved)
2 cups butter
24 oz.chocolate chips
4 cups flour
2 cups brown sugar
2 tsp. soda
1 tsp. salt
2 cups sugar
1 8 oz. Hershey Bar (grated)
5 cups blended oatmeal
4 eggs
2 tsp. baking powder
2 tsp. vanilla
3 cups chopped nuts (your choice)
Measure oatmeal, and blend in a blender to a fine powder. Cream the butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla, mix together with flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and soda. Add chocolate chips, Hershey Bar, and nuts.
Roll into balls, and place two inches apart on a cookie sheet. Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees. Makes 112 cookies.
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Have fun.
Ishmael
MissTaken
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James G 5 said:Aside from Girl Scout Thin Mints, if we're talking home made, nothing but NOTHING beats a hot, fresh, gooey Toll House chocolate chip cookie
You nailed it!
I forgot about Girl Scout cookies!
Why can't someone plant a box of those in my freezer?
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Damn, I knew it was too late in the evening for that kind of humor. Sorry.
(It was humorous, wasn't it?)
_____MissTaken said:Gotcha!
Damn, I knew it was too late in the evening for that kind of humor. Sorry.
(It was humorous, wasn't it?)
calypso_21
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MissTaken said:I like your av!
Thanks...have liked your AV too! Do I get a cookie?
