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omahaman2 said:
doctor cookie
abby couldnt help these folks
maybe you can

ACTUAL LETTERS THAT DEAR ABBY ADMITTED
THAT SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a
middle aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her
mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've
never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think
they could be Lebanese?

Actually they're Dutch...see the dykes?

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on
my VCR?

Buy a DVD player...

Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure
the baby I'm carrying is his.

You need to get out of this relationship, the next you know he will want you to give up your streetcorner.

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty three year old liberated woman who has been on the
pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boy
friend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well
enough to discuss money with him.

Since you have been putting the pill in your vagina, wait till the baby comes. I promise you the subject of money will come up.

Dear Abby,
I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when
confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it
would never happen again.

Believe him...he sells used cars for a living.

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was
raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Have his dad give him a few belts. (belts...get it?)

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I
get out?

Hell why ask me? Join the Army?

Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an
hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Yes, a hooker would be cheaper...

Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank
until one night he came home sober.

That bad huh? Buy him a keg and a funnel...you'll get your man back.

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going though
mental pause.

I understand...mental pause also causes maniac depression and cyclopathic behaviour.

Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to
send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex
and he is a doctor! Now what do I do?

Talk to his nurse and receptionist...they "know" him well...

Dear Abby,
Lee and I have been married a long time, Why?

Classic case of delusional syndrome...You actually think you two are happy? Wake up people!! That's why divorce is so easy!!
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cookiejar said:
A regular "Dicasso" huh??...:devil:
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A slight nod of the head as I look for some pain med's....got a headache Doc.....AND I STEPPED ON ONE OF MY EARS IN THAT DRUNKEN STATE.....AND SINCE I FELL DOWN THE STEPS AND HIT MY HEAD....I HAVE A STRANGE THING HAPPENING...I CAN SEE EVERYTHING COMING AT ME FROM THE BACK....BUT NOT THE FRONT:( .........HELP DOC!!!!!!!!!!! (SEE PICTURE)
 

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STUDDOG said:
A slight nod of the head as I look for some pain med's....got a headache Doc.....AND I STEPPED ON ONE OF MY EARS IN THAT DRUNKEN STATE.....AND SINCE I FELL DOWN THE STEPS AND HIT MY HEAD....I HAVE A STRANGE THING HAPPENING...I CAN SEE EVERYTHING COMING AT ME FROM THE BACK....BUT NOT THE FRONT:( .........HELP DOC!!!!!!!!!!! (SEE PICTURE)
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I'm trying to ignore those cute puppy dog eyes....now lie back and tell Doc all about it...:)


http://www.uselessgraphics.com/copy_of_doctor.gif
 
*walks in the office, grabs the doc, kisses her warmly, and leads her over to her couch . . .

:heart: TS
 
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Tequila Sunrise said:
*walks in the office, grabs the doc, kisses her warmly, and leads her over to her couch . . .

:heart: TS
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*Leading TS to the "reality check" room...*


See the name in my av? It says Slick and yes he is a living breathing man I love very much...:mad:
 
Sorry cookie. See ya around. Be well and try to forgive me. My apologies to Slick as well.

*hugs,
TS
 
Trying hard to get http://webhome.idirect.com/~avriljohn/cookielside.jpg back...


As I have said before, ANYONE is welcome here...just remember the Doc is a passive observer who takes a small break once in awhile to be with her man. This thread is to laugh, be silly and have fun. That is the beauty of Lit...there are threads for whatever you want...hugsss to all my friends. Ty for listening...:)
 
Yes mam......I'm just going to get out for a while and stretch my legs (backing out the door):p
 

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cookiejar said:
Trying hard to get http://webhome.idirect.com/~avriljohn/cookielside.jpg back...


As I have said before, ANYONE is welcome here...just remember the Doc is a passive observer who takes a small break once in awhile to be with her man. This thread is to laugh, be silly and have fun. That is the beauty of Lit...there are threads for whatever you want...hugsss to all my friends. Ty for listening...:)
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Saying hello to the good doctor.............:) Hope all is well...:rose:
 
Ammo44 said:
Saying hello to the good doctor.............:) Hope all is well...:rose:
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Ty Ammo...I'm fine...really...:)

STUD you are the limit...LMAO...:D


I hope I didn't put a damper on everyone's fun here...I LOVE all my wackos...:heart:
 
I'm Back Doc.....seems I can't do without my med's......Hey Doc...I seen the strangest thing out on the corner....a three leg gorilla was trying to mount a Volkswagen and all the people were shouting "wheel of fortune":confused: ........So then I go into the auto store and ask this blond cashier where the turtle wax was located...she says "i'm sorry sir, but we don't sell pet supplies."

I need a nap......:(
 
STUDDOG said:
I'm Back Doc.....seems I can't do without my med's......Hey Doc...I seen the strangest thing out on the corner....a three leg gorilla was trying to mount a Volkswagen and all the people were shouting "wheel of fortune":confused: ........So then I go into the auto store and ask this blond cashier where the turtle wax was located...she says "i'm sorry sir, but we don't sell pet supplies."

I need a nap......:(
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Hello again Cookie!
Oh my that sounds well...Ummmm..Not sure really what that sounds like, but I know Cookie will take great care of you!:)
 
STUDDOG said:
I'm Back Doc.....seems I can't do without my med's......Hey Doc...I seen the strangest thing out on the corner....a three leg gorilla was trying to mount a Volkswagen and all the people were shouting "wheel of fortune":confused: ........So then I go into the auto store and ask this blond cashier where the turtle wax was located...she says "i'm sorry sir, but we don't sell pet supplies."

I need a nap......:(
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*Letting NC escort STUD back to "their" room*


Go play quietly boys...we will sort this out later...:)


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STUDDOG said:
GEEEEE DOC.....I'VE LOST WEIGHT!!!!!!...... :eek: AND WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY HAIR!!!!!!!!:p
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I am sorry but that's what this place does to you...BTW I cut that hair and knitted myself up a hair bikini...One problem...it keeps barking....thanx :D


SIDE NOTE: (Where in hell did a hair bikini come from?)
 
cookiejar said:
I am sorry but that's what this place does to you...BTW I cut that hair and knitted myself up a hair bikini...One problem...it keeps barking....thanx :D


SIDE NOTE: (Where in hell did a hair bikini come from?)
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LMAO.....


DON'T ASK ME DOC......HAIR BIKINI!!!!!:confused: AND IT'S BARKING!!!!!........YOU MIGHT NEED TO TAKE A VACATION COOKIE:D....JUST RELAX.....BREATH DEEP....THAT'S RIGHT :rolleyes:
 
STUDDOG said:
LMAO.....


DON'T ASK ME DOC......HAIR BIKINI!!!!!:confused: AND IT'S BARKING!!!!!........YOU MIGHT NEED TO TAKE A VACATION COOKIE:D....JUST RELAX.....BREATH DEEP....THAT'S RIGHT :rolleyes:
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I am overdosed on dogs and bananas...did I tell you there was a banana in my bikini? :devil:


Ahhhhh well... things aren't all bad...lol:D
 
cookiejar said:
I am overdosed on dogs and bananas...did I tell you there was a banana in my bikini? :devil:


Ahhhhh well... things aren't all bad...lol:D
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Things are never bad as long as there's a cookiejar nearby! :) :rose: :kiss:
 
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