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Knock Knock !

Dr. Cookie are you in? Good I have something to get off my "chest". Recently I am having hangups. Whenever I see a fire hydrant I get the immediate urge to pee. Am I having a problem or is this typical behavior for a 'woof woof' German shepherd. Thanks in advance for your help.

(can I pay my bill in Milk Bones?)
 
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CharlotteNCguy said:
Dr. Cookie are you in? Good I have something to get off my "chest". Recently I am having hangups. Whenever I see a fire hydrant I get the immediate urge to pee. Am I having a problem or is this typical behavior for a 'woof woof' German shepherd. Thanks in advance for your help.

(can I pay my bill in Milk Bones?)
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I get more men in here who think they are dogs...I think you and STUD will be great roomates. My only request? No bitches after 11, some of us want to sleep not hear you guys howling in ecstasy.:mad:

And both of you stop looking at me with those puppy dog eyes...:rolleyes:


http://garnet.acns.fsu.edu/~jmondak/dogs.jpg
 
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cookiejar said:
I get more men in here who think they are dogs...I think you and STUD will be great roomates. My only request? No bitches after 11, some of us want to sleep not hear you guys howling in ecstasy.:mad:

And both of you stop looking at me with those puppy dog eyes...:rolleyes:


http://garnet.acns.fsu.edu/~jmondak/dogs.jpg
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Hey - I want my own bed for my bitches. Remember I don't share well with men!
 
rosylady said:
I remember the twins, but not the guy in the middle.:confused: :eek:
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Laughing HARD!!!.You two are nuts!!!!:p Good morning to Rosy and Cookie.......too funny!:rose: :rose:
 
Curious_Fem said:
Forgive my manners, Dr. Cookie. I think I may need more help than I thought! Thank you for the compliment. :D

I think I see some that would fit him perfectly......yoooo hooooo Harlan, come over here sweetie. ;)
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Hey! No seducing my hired man...a good man is hard to find! Since you like 'em toothless...meet Calvin(he thinks he's Popeye)http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/fragend/confused-smiley-013.gif


http://www.uglypeople.com/uglymen/section.images.2003072512/up-men-00289.jpg
 
cookiejar said:
Hey! No seducing my hired man...a good man is hard to find! Since you like 'em toothless...meet Calvin(he thinks he's Popeye)http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/fragend/confused-smiley-013.gif


http://www.uglypeople.com/uglymen/section.images.2003072512/up-men-00289.jpg
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Dr. Cookie....that has to be the scariest thing I've ever seen. I know what you're doing, you're trying to traumatize me so I have to keep coming to see you! I see now!

*running from the men with the straight jacket* Oh wait....that might be fun! :devil:
 
Lordknightspoetry said:
i was buiding some dolls for rosy and one for STUDD just trying to help
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Well if you are building Rosy a doll, make the penis bigger...sheesh then I can borrow it...:devil:
 
Doctor, my eyes have seen the years
And the slow parade of fears without crying
Now I want to understand

I have done all that I could
To see the evil and the good without hiding
You must help me if you can

Doctor, my eyes
Tell me what is wrong
Was I unwise to leave them open for so long

'Cause I have wandered through this world
And as each moment has unfurled
I've been waiting to awaken from these dreams
People go just where they will
I never noticed them until I got this feeling
That it's later than it seems

Doctor, my eyes
Tell me what you see
I hear their cries
Just say if it's too late for me

Doctor, my eyes
Cannot see the sky
Is this the PRICE for having learned how not to cry
 
doctor cookie
abby couldnt help these folks
maybe you can

ACTUAL LETTERS THAT DEAR ABBY ADMITTED
THAT SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a
middle aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her
mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've
never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think
they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on
my VCR?

Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure
the baby I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty three year old liberated woman who has been on the
pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boy
friend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well
enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby,
I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when
confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it
would never happen again.

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was
raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I
get out?

Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an
hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank
until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going though
mental pause.

Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to
send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex
and he is a doctor! Now what do I do?

Dear Abby,
Lee and I have been married a long time, Why?
 
omahaman2 said:
Doctor, my eyes have seen the years
And the slow parade of fears without crying
Now I want to understand

I have done all that I could
To see the evil and the good without hiding
You must help me if you can

Doctor, my eyes
Tell me what is wrong
Was I unwise to leave them open for so long

'Cause I have wandered through this world
And as each moment has unfurled
I've been waiting to awaken from these dreams
People go just where they will
I never noticed them until I got this feeling
That it's later than it seems

Doctor, my eyes
Tell me what you see
I hear their cries
Just say if it's too late for me

Doctor, my eyes
Cannot see the sky
Is this the PRICE for having learned how not to cry
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QUOTH THE RAVEN - NEVERMORE....!

QUOTH THE JACKSON BROWN - I SWEAR I DIDN'T HIT HER DOCTOR HER EYES WERE BLACK BEFORE
 
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