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Top Ten Signs That You've Chosen The Wrong Psychiatrist

10. He begins the word association test with the term "fellatio". 9. You see a price tag on his diploma.
8. After awakening from hypnosis, you discover that your bra is missing.
7. He takes notes with a crayon.
6. He frequently masturbates while you're talking.
5. He's always wearing that rubber nose and glasses get-up.
4. He pulls out a vibrator and informs you that shock treatment has come a long way.
3. You tell him that you're suicidal and he offers to write the note for an additional charge.
2. He insists that knowing the color of your panties would further the diagnosis.
1. That annoying habit of blowing spit-bubbles. [/B][/QUOTE]


Oops I guess I have chosen the wrong one then !

:eek: :eek: :eek:
 
CharlotteNCguy said:
Top Ten Signs That You've Chosen The Wrong Psychiatrist

10. He begins the word association test with the term "fellatio". 9. You see a price tag on his diploma.
8. After awakening from hypnosis, you discover that your bra is missing.
7. He takes notes with a crayon.
6. He frequently masturbates while you're talking.
5. He's always wearing that rubber nose and glasses get-up.
4. He pulls out a vibrator and informs you that shock treatment has come a long way.
3. You tell him that you're suicidal and he offers to write the note for an additional charge.
2. He insists that knowing the color of your panties would further the diagnosis.
1. That annoying habit of blowing spit-bubbles.
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Oops I guess I have chosen the wrong one then !

:eek: :eek: :eek: [/B][/QUOTE]



HEY!!!!! I thought "I" was your shrink!!:mad:
 
cookiejar said:
Oops I guess I have chosen the wrong one then !

:eek: :eek: :eek:
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HEY!!!!! I thought "I" was your shrink!!:mad: [/B][/QUOTE]


It was the price tag on the diploma and the crayon thingy
 
cookiejar said:
Oops I guess I have chosen the wrong one then !

:eek: :eek: :eek:
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HEY!!!!! I thought "I" was your shrink!!:mad: [/B][/QUOTE]

Oh and it may have something to do with your impressive vibrator collection!
 
CharlotteNCguy said:
HEY!!!!! I thought "I" was your shrink!!:mad:
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Oh and it may have something to do with your impressive vibrator collection! [/B][/QUOTE]


You've been peeking in Dr. Cookie's room!! Grrrrrrrrrr:catroar:


Did you know?....

Electric Diddly Forbidden Here

At least 14 states around the country have passed laws that prohibit the sale of sexual devices, according to adult toy sellers. Alabama is just the latest...a state that banned the sale of vibrators and other sex devices last summer.


http://media.abcnews.com/media/Living/images/alabama_vibra_0218.gif
 
cookiejar said:
Oh and it may have something to do with your impressive vibrator collection!
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You've been peeking in Dr. Cookie's room!! Grrrrrrrrrr:catroar:


Did you know?....

Electric Diddly Forbidden Here

At least 14 states around the country have passed laws that prohibit the sale of sexual devices, according to adult toy sellers. Alabama is just the latest...a state that banned the sale of vibrators and other sex devices last summer.


http://media.abcnews.com/media/Living/images/alabama_vibra_0218.gif [/B][/QUOTE]


GIVES NEW MEANING TO THE PHRASE - "ROLL TIDE"

rofl
 
Mental Health Hotline

"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline..."

- If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

- If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

- If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

- If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay
on the line so we can trace your call.

- If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred
to the mother ship.

- If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice
will tell you which number to press.

- If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number
you press, no one will answer.

- If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

- If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key
until a representative comes on the line.

- If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address,
telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your
mother's maiden name.

- If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-
e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.

- If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the
beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the
beep.

- If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-
term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss,
press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

- If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are
too busy to talk to you."

- If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down & cry.
You won't be crazy forever.

- If you are a blonde don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it
up.
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Dr Cookie I have a problem...

CharlotteNCguy said:
Elizabeth -

I swear my intentions were honorable. And yes there are a set of b/w prints going to Michael.
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Great photos, CNCguy. Not sure if it's because of your photography skills or because the subject is spread eagle on the filing cabinet. ;)

nice pose, darling!
 
omahaman2 said:
Mental Health Hotline

"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline..."

- If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

- If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

- If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

- If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay
on the line so we can trace your call.

- If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred
to the mother ship.

- If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice
will tell you which number to press.

- If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number
you press, no one will answer.

- If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

- If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key
until a representative comes on the line.

- If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address,
telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your
mother's maiden name.

- If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-
e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.

- If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the
beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the
beep.

- If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-
term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss,
press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

- If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are
too busy to talk to you."

- If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down & cry.
You won't be crazy forever.

- If you are a blonde don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it
up.
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Omaha,

That was the funniest thing I have seen in a long, long time. But really, who cares what I think? I'm just a manic depressive.

Actual call to counseling line:

TS: Hello. I just need to talk to someone.
Guy on other end of line: What would you like to talk about?
TS: Doesn't really matter. You don't want to hear about my problems any way.
Guy on other end of line: OK. Bye.


:(
 
Tequila Sunrise said:

Actual call to counseling line:

TS: Hello. I just need to talk to someone.
Guy on other end of line: What would you like to talk about?
TS: Doesn't really matter. You don't want to hear about my problems any way.
Guy on other end of line: OK. Bye.


:(
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Now that is cold TS...:rolleyes:
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Dr Cookie I have a problem...

EarthquakeMan said:
Great photos, CNCguy. Not sure if it's because of your photography skills or because the subject is spread eagle on the filing cabinet. ;)

nice pose, darling!
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Any time my friend. Your prints are in the mail. Cane out of the darkroom this morning. With Dr. Cookie adjusting her skirt right behind me!:devil:
 
Raindear816 said:
Dr.Cookie,
Ya Know, I spend $150 a visit to see my shrinks! Thank you for your free advice:)



I feel like I want to drown my sorrows underneath the tequila fountain at B&E's Poolhttp://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/spezial/Fool/alc.gif


For the Doc...who I hope is still a friend:rose:
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*Leading Rain to my "Boozing Broads" wing*

You need to stay away from that fountain dear...Oh Dear? This is Dr. Zack...he will take care of all your problems...hehehe


http://www.dropdeadugly.com/dp/uglypics/2-49.jpg
 
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".......................................................................................":kiss: :heart: :kiss: :heart:
 
YIKES!

cookiejar said:
*Leading Rain to my "Boozing Broads" wing*

You need to stay away from that fountain dear...Oh Dear? This is Dr. Zack...he will take care of all your problems...hehehe


http://www.dropdeadugly.com/dp/uglypics/2-49.jpg
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*Runs screaming from Dr. Cookie's couch, dodging men in white coats...especially Doctor Zack...vowing to stay away from tequila fountain ( for a lil while ):p Let the Boozing Broads fight over Doc Zack, I'll take a rubber room...and no I don't mean condoms:rolleyes:

:eek:Thanks Doc, I'm cured!
 
Dear Dr. Cookie:

After a lifetime of infatuation about rutabagas (tasty, and highly decorative around the house) I suddenly find myself convinced that rutabagas are the root of all the world's evil. Conversely, I've always been nauseated by smelly athletic socks, but this morning I long for their sweet bouquet. Does all this mean that Gray Davis will be recalled as Governor of California and become a pastry chef?

Elizabeth, you never told me you had a shrink. But I knew you were slightly crazed to be hanging around with me. Now it all makes perfect sense!
 
Re: YIKES!

Raindear816 said:
*Runs screaming from Dr. Cookie's couch, dodging men in white coats...especially Doctor Zack...vowing to stay away from tequila fountain ( for a lil while ):p Let the Boozing Broads fight over Doc Zack, I'll take a rubber room...and no I don't mean condoms:rolleyes:

:eek:Thanks Doc, I'm cured!
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Billy Bob...rope that filly and bring her back!! Dr, Zack is just warming up...:devil:


http://members.aol.com/lhchristen/lariat.gif
 
Good mornin', Doc. How are ya today? Did you ever find any instructors for the rest of those therapy sessions? Hope things are good in your world. All is well in mine except for the fact that I worked all summer and this is the last week of vacation. Deja vu all over again.

Hugs,
TS
 
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