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Okay, so it all started when I .... and later afterwards it ..... but the best part was when .... and no one could ever think that .... and later that summer .... but to think something like that was possible you'd .... and that was it for the most part.

Oh yeah, then there was the .... but you'd think she didn't like it when .... but that fall after knocking on the door .... always wondered about that grin.

So, think there's hope?
 
P3 said:
You and me both, but I'm not so sure I wanna talk to that Dr Walt, he's kinda odd lookin, ya know? No wonder Stud was growlin at him. Don't think I'd want him pokin me either.;)
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:devil: :devil: ...Lay down Elizabeth...


Some shrink humor...

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a deck of cards!
Psychiatrist: Sit over there and I'll deal with you later.
 
cookiejar said:
:devil: :devil: ...Lay down Elizabeth...


Some shrink humor...

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a deck of cards!
Psychiatrist: Sit over there and I'll deal with you later.
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Where? Why? *Gettin kinda nervous.* Never been to a shrink before.:D
 
Re: why the hell not

Woodmiester said:
Okay, so it all started when I .... and later afterwards it ..... but the best part was when .... and no one could ever think that .... and later that summer .... but to think something like that was possible you'd .... and that was it for the most part.

Oh yeah, then there was the .... but you'd think she didn't like it when .... but that fall after knocking on the door .... always wondered about that grin.

So, think there's hope?
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NA has put you in a straitjacket...I will examine you later
:devil:

http://home.in-motion.net/Services/DSL/straitjacket.jpg
 
Native Alien said:
Uh oh...starts looking for the fire exits while looking for LKP's libido.
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I know NA...very unprofessional of me, but I get so involved with my patients...;)
 
Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.

If you are phobic, don't press anything.

If you are anal retentive, please hold.
 
cookiejar said:
Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.

If you are phobic, don't press anything.

If you are anal retentive, please hold.
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I'm so pissed....no one answers the damn phone....but I hear voices on the line....I punched every number at random and still on hold....the damn police and a fire truck just came to my door...and they said I dialed 911...
I need Medication bad.......:(

And what the hell do you do when a fire truck is at your door....:confused:
 
STUDDOG said:
I'm so pissed....no one answers the damn phone....but I hear voices on the line....I punched every number at random and still on hold....the damn police and a fire truck just came to my door...and they said I dialed 911...
I need Medication bad.......:(

And what the hell do you do when a fire truck is at your door....:confused:
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Play with your hose??:confused:
 
cookiejar said:
Play with your hose??:confused:
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OK DOC.....IF YOU SAY SO.......:D


Should I pick the green one or the red one......hummmmmm:rolleyes:
 
P3 said:
Oh that looks quite comfy Doc, mind if I take a nap?

I do have one problem though, what do you do with 2 kids that drive you up a wall all day? Good thing you are here, they've about driven me to commit myself for some rest and relaxation.:eek:
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Elizabeth...please consider here...


The Cookiejar Sanitarium ...http://www.asiatravel.com/spain/central/segovia/linajes/gifs/hotel.jpg


Sign in to Wing 4...Distraught Mother Section...
:)
 
cookiejar said:
Oh boy...a fresh brain to pick...:)

Hi Devin...feel free to bring me your troubles...:D
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Okay I will thanks! Right now I think I'm pretty much okay.... Of course some might call that denial... What do you think? LOL :)
 
Devin said:
Okay I will thanks! Right now I think I'm pretty much okay.... Of course some might call that denial... What do you think? LOL :)
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Well let's put it this way...you stay in Lit very long you will need my services:)

Please feel free to meet and mingle with my other wackos...errr I mean patients:eek:
 
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