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biggbear8 said:
hug yes i did hon but with all the berries i eat 4 rolls isnt going to do it man those berries really make you shit and a hint dont come close then Im on the pot pheeeeeewwwwwwwwwww

stinky berries damn thing but soo tasty
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Awwww Bear, thats just something I didn't need to know about. LOL
 
PepperTed said:
Hello again Doc,

Missed you couch lately and thought I would drop by for a session...

I need some help... my tongue just loves the taste of a good pussy, and so my mates brought me a new cat for my birthday....
:cool:
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Hi Ted...I heard they got you two...and what did you do to the one on the left? Wow...she looks happy!! lol




http://www.f.waseda.jp/vicky/graphics/cats.jpg
 
stalkers

Hi there Doc,

what can you tell me about dealing with sexy friendly stalkers?
 
Re: stalkers

PepperTed said:
Hi there Doc,

what can you tell me about dealing with sexy friendly stalkers?
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Um the Doc has closed up shop and went on a longggggggg Vacation.
 
Re: Re: stalkers

rosylady said:
Um the Doc has closed up shop and went on a longggggggg Vacation.
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Rosy,

thanks for this info.... but what now????

:cool:
 
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said,
"Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife.
"What did the doctor say?"









You are going to die,she said
 
omahaman2 said:
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said,
"Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife.
"What did the doctor say?"









You are going to die,she said
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ROFL
 
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