Cookie's Couch...

ROFLMAO thank you Dr. Cookie just one last request its really embaressing to have your picture taken when ur on the pot could u plant more trees, and get me a new bunny rabbit to wioe myself with the old ones getting alittle stiff,
 
biggbear8 said:
ROFLMAO thank you Dr. Cookie just one last request its really embaressing to have your picture taken when ur on the pot could u plant more trees, and get me a new bunny rabbit to wioe myself with the old ones getting alittle stiff,

OMG Bear, that is hilarious!

*Leaving Bear some...http://www.keysan.com/lagasse/ppgc3987.jpg cause I feel sorry for all the poor little bunnies, how humiliating* :(
 
cookiejar said:


Elizabeth- 1) Trapeze over my bed
2) A pogo stick for two (don't ask)
3) New shelves for my vibrators(the old shelves are sagging)
4) Restraints in the latest fashion colors


Doc, I have a question on regards to these demands. Are we allowed to have outside visitors at night? Might wanna try using some of this with Michael...:devil:
 
cookiejar said:
STUDDOG- 1) Hydrants in assorted colors, sizes, etc.
2) A soundproof room to howl at night
3) A doggy door for my bitches
4) A new drinking bowl(designer toilet)

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I aim to please my patients...I go to the ends of the Earth for you...


For STUD...assorted colored hydrants for you and the boys...

http://www.rsparr.com/image/toilets-s.jpg

A new designer "Lapper Crapper"...


http://tubes.ominix.com/art/a/household/toilet-08.png


I have to say Doc.....them colors have me turned on.....I got one leg jacked up ready for the hydrants and can't get it down:eek: May need to double my medication Doc.....it's really hard walking on three legs.....:rolleyes:


:D
 
Rosylady- 1) A large cage for assorted owls, peacocks, chickens, etc.
2) My own banana dispenser
3) One on ones with all orderlies, doctors, bears, dogs, owlz, peacocks, etc.
4) Day passes to attend "Lick the Dick University" ( I just enrolled doc)

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For Rosy...

A cage and Owlz is already in it...:eek:

http://www.oak-tree.org/gr-horned-owl.jpg

This should hold a few bananas hun...

http://www.gifworks.com/queue/dispenser_19347.gif
 
cookiejar said:
Elizabeth- 1) Trapeze over my bed
2) A pogo stick for two (don't ask)
3) New shelves for my vibrators(the old shelves are sagging)
4) Restraints in the latest fashion colors

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For Elizabeth...

Fly thru the air with the greatest of ease...

http://www.crnewton.com/images/trapeze-b.gif

Sheesh no designer colors but I bought you the cute outfit...hope you can fill it...lol

http://www.lastingleather.com/jshop/images/waistthigh1.jpg


What am I supposed to do with that Doc?
 
P3 said:
What am I supposed to do with that Doc?



Sheesh Elizabeth I'm sure someone can help you figure those contraptions out...I bought 'em...:rolleyes:


STUD...you have more problem with your legs...here's a weeks supply of Viagra...that should prop you up...:devil:
 
NCGuy- 1) A mirror over my bed so I can fall in love with myself all over again
2) Harem costumes for my attendants
3) Autographed pics of my favorite Nascar stars...Rusty Wallace & Robby Gordon
4) The doc to fashion herself after Laura Ingraham for our sessions

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For NCGuy...

No mirror over your bed...you play in it enough...here's one for your wall...go admire yourself...:rolleyes:

http://chicagoenglishantiques.com/mirrors/4001.jpg

You can have my two attendants on each side of me...they really deliver...:devil:

http://www.theatrixcostumehouse.com/themes/harem.jpg
 
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cookiejar said:
Sheesh Elizabeth I'm sure someone can help you figure those contraptions out...I bought 'em...:rolleyes:



Its ok Doc, I found the instuctions that came with them and everything is just peachy keen!
 
oooooohhhhhhhhh by the way Dr Cookie.

that AV IS JUST SO CUTE he does look like a little stuffed animal.
 
cookiejar said:
How lovely Bear...it has been a long time since I received flowers:D


But it won't help you get an early release...:rolleyes:


Damn pouting Id tried now what can I try next ,
btw did u get me my new bunnys rabbits this ones getting very stiff and scratches my butt,
 
cookiejar said:
Bear- 1) A new tree to scratch my back on
2) A secret passageway so I can lumber over to Rosy's and Elizabeth's room
3) My own Goldilocks to sleep in my bed and eat my "porridge"
4) My own personalized groomers(preferably naked) to brush my fur
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For Bear...

A very special tree..lol

http://www.mgdot.freeservers.com/cartoons/more/images/tree.jpg

Bear and his new Goldilocks...:devil:

http://www.mgdot.freeservers.com/cartoons/new/images/teds.jpg


ROFLOMAPIMP that is just to funny
 
Oman- 1) Designer straitjackets by Calvin Klein
2) A new rubber room designed on the principle of Frank Lloyd Wright's " Fallingwater" (nothing too extravagent)
3) Catering service specializing in gourmet meals and fine wines
4) A new combination Prozac/condom dispenser (to kill two birds w/ one stone)
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Pick your jacket Oman...plenty for all...

http://www.benetton.com/img/straitjackets.jpg

Roadkill Catering Service...Our Motto...If it walks or flys...It's Fair Game...

http://www.nzhealth.net.nz/catering/service.jpg
 
biggbear8 said:
Damn pouting Id tried now what can I try next ,
btw did u get me my new bunnys rabbits this ones getting very stiff and scratches my butt,



Guess he didn't find the toilet paper I left in his room. LOL
 
P3 said:
Guess he didn't find the toilet paper I left in his room. LOL



hug yes i did hon but with all the berries i eat 4 rolls isnt going to do it man those berries really make you shit and a hint dont come close then Im on the pot pheeeeeewwwwwwwwwww

stinky berries damn thing but soo tasty
 
cookiejar said:
NCGuy- 1) A mirror over my bed so I can fall in love with myself all over again
2) Harem costumes for my attendants
3) Autographed pics of my favorite Nascar stars...Rusty Wallace & Robby Gordon
4) The doc to fashion herself after Laura Ingraham for our sessions

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For NCGuy...

No mirror over your bed...you play in it enough...here's one for your wall...go admire yourself...:rolleyes:

http://chicagoenglishantiques.com/mirrors/4001.jpg

You can have my two attendants on each side of me...they really deliver...:devil:

http://www.theatrixcostumehouse.com/themes/harem.jpg

THESE ARE MY DEMANDS OR I STRIKE - well I can give them all up if you agree just to the Laura Ingraham one:D
 
Hello again Doc,

Missed you couch lately and thought I would drop by for a session...

I need some help... my tongue just loves the taste of a good pussy, and so my mates brought me a new cat for my birthday....
:cool:
 
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