Cookie Monster!!!

[Black_Bird]

Big, blue... eats cookies.

Ladies - do you think he would give good head?

 

[SweetBrat73]

Big, blue... eats cookies.

Ladies - do you think he would give good head?

LMAO!!!

Only if your cock tasted like cookies!!!
But then he'd probably chomp on it LoL


Brat

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Don't know, but he is at the bottom of my Weetbix bowl each morning if the dishes havn't been done the night before

 

[Bindii]

Only if he didn't make his usual sound effects!

 

[Lasz]

Yeah but snufflophagus, could use his trunk to go into places.
He is probably the ladies man on Sesame Street.

Oscar the Grouch must never get laid, that is probably why he is so grouchy.

I wonder who gives better head Burt or Earnie?

 

[Silverlily]

Sorry Bird, I'm not into furries.


Feathers, on the other hand...

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Re: Cookie Monster!!!

LMAO!!!

Only if your cock tasted like cookies!!!

If only I could convince more people that it does...

But then he'd probably chomp on it LoL

*Crosses Legs* Ouch.

 

[Black_Bird]

Only if he didn't make his usual sound effects!

"MMMmmm, pussy. Cookie Monster like pussy. Grum um um um um *eating sounds* AH! Cookie Monster want's more pussy!"

 

[SweetBrat73]

"MMMmmm, pussy. Cookie Monster like pussy. Grum um um um um *eating sounds* AH! Cookie Monster want's more pussy!"

Whoa!!! Now that makes me want a cookie monster of my very own!!!


Brat

 

[Black_Bird]

I wonder who gives better head Burt or Earnie?

They would probably tell you that they both give great head... to eachother.

 

[Black_Bird]

Sorry Bird, I'm not into furries.
Feathers, on the other hand...

CAW?!

*Runs*

 

[Lasz]

Remember his song "
C is for Cookie and cookie is for me,
cookie, cookie, cookie, as good as can be."

well i made a variation of that when I was about 13.
"P is for Pussy and pussy is for me,
pussy, pussy, pussy, as good as can be"

I could see him siging that?

 

[Calamity Jane]

Sorry Bird, I'm not into furries.


Feathers, on the other hand...

planning to curl up in the nest with big bird?

I wonder who gives better head Burt or Earnie?

Bert is rather phallic...gives an entirely different meaning to 'giving head'

 

[Silverlily]

here birdie, birdie, birdie...


How's that go, a bird in the hand means a bird in the bush??

 

[Black_Bird]

Whoa!!! Now that makes me want a cookie monster of my very own!!!

"Cookie?"

 

[Black_Bird]

here birdie, birdie, birdie...

Um... are you going to hurt me? *sniffles*

 

[Wiggles]

Re: Re: Cookie Monster!!!

LMAO!!!

Only if your cock tasted like cookies!!!
But then he'd probably chomp on it LoL


Brat

I don't think cookie monster has teeth...
So maybe it wouldn't be all that bad...

Give me big bird any day. Those sexy hands, that big beak...

 

[Mae13]

Well, I'd really have to toss my vote for Snuffy though...that trunk! And those long, long eyelashes, imagine them fluttering all across my body...!

Gods...I can't believe I'm thinking perverted things about Sesame Street characters! Damn you BB!!

 

[Silverlily]

Um... are you going to hurt me? *sniffles*

I only bite when it's requested.

 

[Black_Bird]

Well, I'd really have to toss my vote for Snuffy though...that trunk! And those long, long eyelashes, imagine them fluttering all across my body...!

Gods...I can't believe I'm thinking perverted things about Sesame Street characters! Damn you BB!!

*chuckles* My evil plan is working... soon everyone will have a Sesame Street fetish and my Big Bird, Cookie Monster and Elmo Dildos will sell like hot cakes! I'll be a rich rich man!

 

[Black_Bird]

I only bite when it's requested.

*Peeks his head out*

Promise?

 

[Silverlily]

*Peeks his head out*

Promise?

I swear, remember - safe, sane, and consensual.

 

[Black_Bird]

I swear, remember - safe, sane, and consensual.

CAW!

*Happily walks out*

*Looks at Kitten*

CAW!

 

[Silverlily]

silly boy, didn't anyone tell you?

Kitties eat birds. Well,at least lick them anyway.

 

[Black_Bird]

silly boy, didn't anyone tell you?
Kitties eat birds. Well,at least lick them anyway.

*Blinks*

Um Uh er... Help?