Convincing your wife/ partner to swing

[duranman]

What strategy do you use?...

 

[JinSun]

What strategy do you use?...

Depends how much money and time you have.

Brainwashing works wonders for me, but if you've got no experience in the matter, hiring someone can be expensive. It also takes a considerable amount of time.

A cheaper solution might be a lot of chloroform. Quick and easy.

 

[duranman]

Depends how much money and time you have.

Brainwashing works wonders for me, but if you've got no experience in the matter, hiring someone can be expensive. It also takes a considerable amount of time.

A cheaper solution might be a lot of chloroform. Quick and easy.

Chloroform. Yeah....

 

[thør]

http://onlineballroomlessons.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/swing.png

Or just sign up for lessons as a couple.

 

[parodyluvr75]

If you wanted a woman who swings you shoulda married a trapeze artist.

 

[pointless]

chloroform is not quick. you guys watch too many movies.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

chloroform is not quick. you guys watch too many movies.

Rohypnol

 

[Tryharder62]

Buy a swing set?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Buy a swing set?

Hey baby.

https://img0.etsystatic.com/000/1/5294846/il_570xN.196685166.jpg

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Hey baby.

https://img0.etsystatic.com/000/1/5294846/il_570xN.196685166.jpg

awesome

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

https://leoniecumiskey.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/miley-cryus-wrecking-ball.png

 

[Tryharder62]

Hey baby.

Tramp

 

[MrRandyWatson]

The only strategy I can think of that might work is to enlist Channing Tatum and his wife as our swinging partners. And even then it's 50/50.

I don't even like to mention other women I find attractive even when pressured because she flipped her lid the last time. After pressuring me for an answer. And promising no negative comments.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Tramp

There's room on my swing.

 

[JinSun]

chloroform is not quick. you guys watch too many movies.

There's worse things to be guilty of

 

[smoothg103rd]

I wouldn't want her too. I don't know wtf do people get out of that. I don't want no other man fucking my wife or girl. My dick is enough to satisfy her. That's cornball shit, allowing another man to fuck your woman. That's supposed to be your pussy, not everybody else.

 

[Magnetron]

Cinch up the rope around your neck and step forward off the chair.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Rohypnol

If you want a cold dead fish experience. I prefer duct tape. It turns "NOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO" into "MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM".

 

[chillywilly2]

Just tell her...doesn't your woman do as she's told?

 

[Devilius]

OP talks as if swinging is the fucking norm around here.

 

[chillywilly2]

OP talks as if swinging is the fucking norm around here.

Its fairly common from what I've seen

 

[Sammael Bard]

Its fairly common from what I've seen

Still far away from being the norm, I think.


Anyway, if my partner doesn't want to swing, that's fine. I'll swing alone.

*shrugs*

 

[thør]

Hey baby.

http://assets.noisey.com/content-images/contentimage/23534/Screen%20shot%202014-01-20%20at%205.58.18%20PM.jpg

 

[Sammael Bard]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/2cuaQfJkjPdJe/200_s.gif

 

[Lord Pmann]

OP talks as if swinging is the fucking norm around here.

OP talks as if he could ever convince a woman to talk to him, let alone fuck him.