Conversation-stopper challenge

[NoJo]

Ever said something that suddenly brought the conversation to a standstill? I know I have.

The challenge: Post something here that kills this thread dead.

The longest gap between successive posts wins a signed copy of my new book, "I Eat My Own Shit - Master the Art of Killing Conversation".

 

[GoldenVirginia]

bump

 

[TheEarl]

I'm last.

The Earl

 

[GoldenVirginia]

I'm last.

The Earl

OK
Enjoy the rest of your life

 

[carsonshepherd]

SubJoe, I think you did it!

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Has anyone else ever noticed how much ear wax tastes like cauliflower?

---dr.M.

 

[GoldenVirginia]

Has anyone else ever noticed how much ear wax tastes like cauliflower?

---dr.M.

No

 

[carsonshepherd]

Has anyone else ever noticed how much ear wax tastes like cauliflower?

---dr.M.

Ew.

 

[GoldenVirginia]

OK
Enjoy the rest of your life

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Okay, okay, so it doesn't taste like cauliflower.

---dr.M.

 

[minsue]

Okay, okay, so it doesn't taste like cauliflower.

---dr.M.

I'm glad you admit that, Doc. I didn't want to be the one to contradict you.

 

[GoldenVirginia]

bump

 

[Liar]

Has anyone else ever noticed how much ear wax tastes like cauliflower?

---dr.M.

Mine doesn't. Can I have some of yours?

 

[GoldenVirginia]

OK
Enjoy the rest of your life

 

[shereads]

Number one in a series of things I just thought of:

Which one of you is helping keep Barry Manilow's career on life support? Someone must be buying his music or he wouldn't be allowed to make television appearances. Granted, it was a daytime program, but still.

 

[shereads]

I'll be back soon to post some thoughts about the 2002 and 2004 U.S. Presidential elections.

 

[Awful Arthur]

Who farted?

 

[shereads]

Overheard in line at the supermarket:

He: "It's been ages! The baby must be due any second, right?"

She: "I had the baby four months ago."

 

[nikkijames]

Who farted?

I think it was sub joe

 

[NoJo]

I don't dare fart, I'm touching cloth as it is. Could be a follow-through.

 

[nikkijames]

she who denied it surely supplied it

What's that?

 

[yui]

"What do you mean she's sleeping with your mother?!?"

 

[nikkijames]

I think this will be worse then the 'Last' thread.. people will be posting here like crazy trying to keep the others' times low.

 

[Guest]

"You're what?"

 

[Kassiana]

Is there anything that stops the people here from posting? Blatant insults don't. Religious or political arguments don't. I don't know what would, but I do fear it would be unforgivably offensive, so I'm not going to try.

Just a declaration, for both of you who are interested in what I have to say.