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Modern potato (spud) guns do not have the power that 1940s potato guns had.

1940s ones had a range of thirty feet and would make you exclaim "Ouch!" if hit. Modern ones have the impact of a gently-landing fly - if they are fired within three feet of you.

That's not progress.

Og
 
oggbashan said:
Modern potato (spud) guns do not have the power that 1940s potato guns had.

1940s ones had a range of thirty feet and would make you exclaim "Ouch!" if hit. Modern ones have the impact of a gently-landing fly - if they are fired within three feet of you.

That's not progress.

Og
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Everything has become safer! Children are never to fall to the hard ground from playground equipment! Potato guns shouldn't make you say ouch!

{Insert physicists', mechanical engineers', and sociologists' report on the "endangering of children through traditional unsupervised 'play' activities," and decry the use of helmets to guard against inadvertent bumps into coffee tables while playing in the living room}
 
No controversial thread is complete without a mention, or ten mentions, of guns.

The same applies to chocolate, coffee, and tits.

Og
 
oggbashan said:
One tit? Jeanne wrote a story about that: Unatit which introduced Fag-Ash Lil.

More than two? I wrote Tripletit and Saving The Planet Tripletit about giant three-breasted women.

{Plugging one's own work is an essential part of any controversial thread}

Og
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Shameless!!!!

{hastily type a nasty PM cced to a gazillion unsuspecting Litsters trying to have self promotion unless I am doing it stricken from these threads!}
 
[Oh No!!! Is the porn really broke? What ever will we do???

[SIZE="5"]Insert study by fictitious Swedish social research institute puprting to prove that porn is essential for modern civilization's well-being.[/SIZE]
 
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{Insert research by obscure University proving that eating anything makes you fat, damages your heart, produces cancer and will kill you.}

{Insert retort from BMA and AMA that everyone has to die of something so why not pay doctors to keep you alive longer than is feasible or desirable}

Og
 
oggbashan said:
{Insert research by obscure University proving that eating anything makes you fat, damages your heart, produces cancer and will kill you.}

{Insert retort from BMA and AMA that everyone has to die of something so why not pay doctors to keep you alive longer than is feasible or desirable}

Og
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{insert talk about eating locally raised produce, and meats, supporting local farms, and ranches that still raise organic vegetables, and grass fed, free range animals, and by all means lets keep our hard earned dollars at home! Support Local Businesses, like mine.}
 
Gee, there might be a use for that next spring . . .



Wonder where you can get them?


ETA: Good Lord! You can buy them through Amazon. :eek:
 
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Innocent bear that I am, it never occurred to me that there might actually be such a thing. Ah, the wonders of capitalism!
 
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