voluptuary_manque
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Why thank you. I knew you were a Prince among bears with high quality taste!
Care to perform ponderous passages pertaining to pickled Pixie's Pierced Petunia?
BTW Pixie, Before you slap, Austin started it, really!
So many Ps floating around. Is the line for the bathroom too long again?
So many Ps floating around. Is the line for the bathroom too long again?
*slaps head* That's it! I'm in the wrong damn line again! all these girls in front of me shoulda give it away!
VM, er did Austin just call us girls?
Assailing Austin's ass acrimonily and adroitly agreed the angered assortment:caning:
Savagely serves some serious stitches south of Austin's sternum.
*Distributes NCIS style Gibbs Head Slaps*
{Quotes a load of tosh about head-hitting and it's causal link with brain damage, [although with de Nozo that might be difficult] }
{adds reams of Reports about Brain shock and blunt-force trauma }
Petunia's pixillated particulars pronounced a positive postulate.
[ retires to Sanatorium for the Bewildered ]
{signs papers for Hp's release from sanatorium}
"Be Free Hp, Be Free!"
Where's the nearest Gun Shop ?
Come on I'll show you, my favourite gun shop is Mcbrides Guns.
Right. a .303 rifle to start with, then.
Ok, and a Leupold Mark 4 8.5-25x50mm
Bausch & Lomb, 10 x 60 ?
Oh, and a Smith and Wesson 10mm.
I liked this better when it was candy, not guns.