Controversial topic!!!!!!!!!!

Technically, in another dimension you could have licked them all because EVERYTHING would be purple
 
It's a time saver lol, we've all read long, irrelevant rants, they're all the same, so it saves you time typing and other people time reading lol but just stating that your post is irrelevant!

TADA!!!!!
 
It's a time saver lol, we've all read long, irrelevant rants, they're all the same, so it saves you time typing and other people time reading lol but just stating that your post is irrelevant!

TADA!!!!!

Oh.

{Thinking now I ought to throw out my wardrobe and clothe myself in curly braces only}
 
It's a time saver lol, we've all read long, irrelevant rants, they're all the same, so it saves you time typing and other people time reading lol but just stating that your post is irrelevant!

TADA!!!!!

Anything that isn't an elephant is irrelephant.
 
Guys, I listen to {insert name of notorious conspiracy theorist with his/her own radio show and own appearances on 24-hour news segments and appearing at town-hall meetings}! I also read the works by {paleochristian archconservative paranoiac nted for his notoriety in poorly cloaked anti-semitism} and {outright birther AND nine-elevener}! I can't believe you folks are so misinformed about how the world is run!
 
{insert page of references proving that paleochristian archconservative paranoiac noted for his notoriety in poorly cloaked anti-semitism is the anti-Christ}
 
Produces a very long rebuttal {and page after page of quotations; mostly in Mayan } showing that the Anti-Christ has been and gone. He left about 600 years ago after concluding that we weren't worth the effort.
 
Produces a very long rebuttal {and page after page of quotations; mostly in Mayan } showing that the Anti-Christ has been and gone. He left about 600 years ago after concluding that we weren't worth the effort.

That may be so, HP, but don't forget {insert rambling discourse on Aztec errors in adopting the Mayan Calendar with random illustrations from the Florentine Codex} so, as you can clearly see, Quetzlcoatl is on his way back for the end of the Fifth Baktun. Some of the signs are already apparent {insert random scenes and events from the Popul Vuh}
 
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Dear Reader,

This thread is what is called a CIRCLE JERK.

Oh sure! Thanks JBJ. There goes our family rating now! Sheesh!

{mutter about FCC regulations}

{mutter about the need for more canned laughter to mask inappropriate parts of dialogue}

{wonder about the subliminal messages playing in the background on these threadsthat will only affect those with tin-foil headgear}
 
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