Controversial topic!!!!!!!!!!

[voluptuary_manque]

White or red?

White with anglers, Red with hunters. Any bear could tell you that.

 

[litfan10]

White with anglers, Red with hunters. Any bear could tell you that.

How do you get your paws around the bottle or glass?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

How do you get your paws around the bottle or glass?

I am a very civilized bear with great dexterity. Obviously I can type, therefore holding fine crystal up for an appreciative sniff is cub's play.

 

[litfan10]

I am a very civilized bear with great dexterity. Obviously I can type, therefore holding fine crystal up for an appreciative sniff is cub's play.

I bet you look cute with your fuzzy pinky up in the air!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Mas oui!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Mas oui!

Mas oui?

{Insert rant about Les ours qui trompent l'orthographie and a copy of Becherel}

 

[driphoney]

Mas oui?

{Insert rant about Les ours qui trompent l'orthographie and a copy of Becherel}

When you sign up for the Spanish course, it'll all become clear! Mais si?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

When you sign up for the Spanish course, it'll all become clear! Mais si?

Yes, Honey, I do see the corn. Are you planning on boiling or roasting it?

 

[driphoney]

Yes, Honey, I do see the corn. Are you planning on boiling or roasting it?

Just planting it. Don't ask where.

{Inserts article mentioning president's (whichever one you hate) misstatement}

 

[litfan10]

Another day, same shit

Puuuuuhhh-lease give me more votes; I'll do any thing. I have no shame!!

{grumble about confusing statistics}

This thing is all rigged. Winners have already been decided. Turn the damn votes off and you'll still win!

{mutter about inequality in the workplace}

oops! My bad. Sorry Og, wrong thread!

My apologizes to you.

please pass the same on to all your ALTs

{spew forth about English tyranny with a good measure of Canadian governmental policies to keep Tio happy}

 

[oggbashan]

{Insert rant about non-enforcement of immigration policies for Antarctica - why can't Polar Bears colonise the unused wasteland? And why can't penguins go to the Arctic? It's unfair! Specieist!}

Og

 

[glynndah]

{Insert rant about non-enforcement of immigration policies for Antarctica - why can't Polar Bears colonise the unused wasteland? And why can't penguins go to the Arctic? It's unfair! Specieist!}

Og

I am NOT a speciesist! Some of my best friends are penguins and I happen to work with several Polar Bears.

 

[litfan10]

I am NOT a speciesist! Some of my best friends are penguins and I happen to work with several Polar Bears.

{insert statistics about polar bears turning green}

{find highly suspicious data on the smell of penguins and it's effect on the environment}

Defend that if you will Good Witch!

 

[glynndah]

{insert statistics about polar bears turning green}

{find highly suspicious data on the smell of penguins and it's effect on the environment}

Defend that if you will Good Witch!

Check your sources. No one believes anything from there!{adds extra exclamation points to prove I'm really, really serious}!!!!

 

[litfan10]

Check your sources. No one believes anything from there!{adds extra exclamation points to prove I'm really, really serious}!!!!

I found it on the Internet so it MUST be true

{insert testimonial of Richard Nixon as a totally honest individual as posted online}

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I found it on the Internet so it MUST be true

{insert testimonial of Richard Nixon as a totally honest individual as posted online}

I checked. You're right! It's all over the web.

{Insert links to 3,475,981 internet sites, all hosted on the same server}

 

[oggbashan]

Eat Beef! Save the Planet!

{Insert bogus scientific research that proves that cows' farts are the real cause of global warming.}

{Insert rant about unproven plagarism of Louis L'Amour's westerns by writer I hate}

QUOTE {Text of bodice ripping cowgirl's romance that wasn't written by Louis L'Amour but by Barbara Cartland} and claim that this proves that writer I hate plagarised it in story that has nothing about bodice ripping cowgirl's romance.

{Retort from Anon - No one in their right mind would ever plagarise Barbara Cartland}

 

[Miss_Pixie]

Alright I admit it: I lied and so did all my other personalities unless they are keeping it a secret

I KNEW IT!!!!!!

 

[Miss_Pixie]

I found it on the Internet so it MUST be true

{insert testimonial of Richard Nixon as a totally honest individual as posted online}

And Bill Clinton totally didn't bang what one chick

{Insert poorly researched conspiracy theory, that lists things like "Aliens told me so" as sources}

 

[voluptuary_manque]

{insert multi-page rant about the connection between the 'man on the hill' in Dallas, Pearl Harbor and the 9/11 attack. Get lost half-way through and blame the NSA spying on me with rays}
Millennium Hand and Shrimp, that's what I told 'em . . .

 

[Miss_Pixie]

Damn straight!!!

 

[Handley_Page]

What Duck ?

 

[oggbashan]

What Duck ?

The duck that caused the crash that led to a Kennedy crashing off a bridge at a place I can't spell and led to the death of a woman whose name I can't remember but it doesn't matter because the duck was never there and produced an alibi attested by most of the John Birch society that the duck was actually performing a feathered strip-tease at the time of the alleged incident but no body believed the duck, nor the John Birch society, so the duck was tarred by the BP oil spill, feathering being considered unnecessary except so far as to protect public decency from being offended by a nude duck.

 

[glynndah]

Oh, that's just what they want you to think!

 

[oggbashan]

Oh, that's just what they want you to think!

And they employ media consultants with multi-million dollar budgets to persuade you that that is the only way to think, and if you must think, you ought to do it holding a something Lite beer that tastes like duck piss.