Control Panel Rebels

[Rubyfruit]

Re: Re: Re: Space hamster says,

They would have made you laugh, cry, cum and hunger for pizza. [/COLOR]

Ummm....pizza.

 

[Sixth]

I could make that my new party trick...

Why not? I'll give you 10:1 odds on that you'll get more enthusiastic volunteers than uncle Ben’s "pulling a penny from behind your ear" trick ever got.

Or. You could do it as a mean party trick. Line the guy up, drape the onion ring over his cock... and then pull out the digicamera and snap the shot. The internet will know him as a veggiephile in no time at all.

Favorite position?

Any where you cant smell my breath?

I can't smell your breath now! Woo-hoo! Success! I must be some form of internet Adonis! *preen* *strut* *pose* *waggles onion ring*

Oh.

You're not buying this, are you? Drats.

 

[Sixth]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Space hamster says,

Ummm....pizza.

Yeah, but, ah... the hamster ate that too. It wasn't me. No.
Is a Rubyfruit a suitable topping for a pizza?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Space hamster says,

Is a Rubyfruit a suitable topping for a pizza?

It's illegal in 25 states.

 

[Sixth]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Space hamster says,

It's illegal in 25 states.

Sounds just like my thing.

Hmm, just think about it; on the table in the restaurant and surrounded by people all eager to tuck in.

Then, when we've finished with Rubyfruit, we could eat the pizza in the same way too.


*Sixth claims his 453rd bad joke innuendo award. Thank You, thankyou, thankyou!*

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Space hamster says,

Sounds just like my thing.

Hmm, just think about it; on the table in the restaurant and surrounded by people all eager to tuck in.

Then, when we've finished with Rubyfruit, we could eat the pizza in the same way too.


*Sixth claims his 453rd bad joke innuendo award. Thank You, thankyou, thankyou!*

Groan.

 

[Reverie]

I think Sixth has won my heart What a charmer!!

Come and join me in my chair??? PLeasssse?

 

[alexandraaah]

Drats.

You said drats.

That's cute.

 

[Sixth]

I think Sixth has won my heart What a charmer!!

Come and join me in my chair??? PLeasssse?

Yay! *preen* *even-more-preening*
You're just pumping up my ego. You're pumping my ego in public and I like it! Look how big my ego is getting! Oh, yes, yes, yes! Keep pumping my ego!

*ahem*

Your chair? Hmm. I dunno. It looks like a bit of a squeeze. If I wriggled in at the middle I'd be all pressed up against your breasts and stuff. If I sat at the edge then you'd be able to feel just how pumped my ego was - but you wouldn't be able to see it.

 

[Sixth]

You said drats.

That's cute.

It's because I'm British! I'll say things like; drats, darn, dire, brolly or shag!

Damn that Austin Powers - he stole all the best lines!

 

[Reverie]

I'm sure we could manage to squeeze in together. I'd be SO happy to sit on your lap, if that would make you more comfortable I might even be coaxed out of my chair, if you put your....um... mind.. to it. Yeah, that's it, your mind.... I wasn't truly thinking naughty thoughts, honest (fingers crossed tightly behind back )

 

[Reverie]

I just knew you were british!!! I have an absolute passion for Brits. That must be what drew me to you. If only I could hear your accent... Sigh

 

[alexandraaah]

It's because I'm British! I'll say things like; drats, darn, dire, brolly or shag!

Damn that Austin Powers - he stole all the best lines!

I liked it better when it made me think of Charlie Brown.

good grief.

 

[Sixth]

I'm sure we could manage to squeeze in together. I'd be SO happy to sit on your lap, if that would make you more comfortable I might even be coaxed out of my chair, if you put your....um... mind.. to it. Yeah, that's it, your mind.... I wasn't truly thinking naughty thoughts, honest (fingers crossed tightly behind back )

I dunno. You look mighty pretty on that chair. Hey. I'm on a "dunno streak". I wonder how many times I can say it.

I could sit on the chair, you could settle on my lap... but then where would you put your fingers? Besides, you *should* think naughty thoughts. I'm here to encourage naughty thoughts. I'll drag your chair to the gutter and sit there with you for a bit if that helps.

 

[Sixth]

I just knew you were british!!! I have an absolute passion for Brits. That must be what drew me to you. If only I could hear your accent... Sigh

One of these days I'll record it and stick it into the Voice section on my Yahoo profile. For now, though, I'll content myself with teasing you and stroking your legs. Ah; chair legs that is! Yes, the legs of the chair. Um. Ah.

 

[Sixth]

I liked it better when it made me think of Charlie Brown.

good grief.

I have a dog. A dog that does nothing I tell it and everything it wants to. He has floppy ears too... hold on, why am I moving back into the Charlie Brown spotlight again? No! You must not think of me as Charlie Brown. What about, hmm, James Bond? Yeah, or, ... oh, we've run out of British film characters already.

 

[Reverie]

Ahh, If only I didn't have to run off to bed. I'd love to discuss all the things I'd like you to stroke. I have a feeling I'll be fantasizing about British men again tonight. Oh wait, I do that every night.

 

[Sixth]

Ahh, If only I didn't have to run off to bed. I'd love to discuss all the things I'd like you to stroke. I have a feeling I'll be fantasizing about British men again tonight. Oh wait, I do that every night.

It was nice chatting with you. Thanks for stroking my ego.
Have fun. Um. Have fun in bed!

 

[AusTess]

I can't smell your breath now! Woo-hoo! Success! I must be some form of internet Adonis! *preen* *strut* *pose* *waggles onion ring*

Oh.

You're not buying this, are you? Drats.

Uh,nope.

Not one little bit.

 

[Sixth]

Uh,nope.

Not one little bit.

Hey. It's the girl with the fingers! She's come back.
Here, just on the off chance that you're from down under (putting together the subtle clues) here's a breaking news story for you:
http://www.ananova.com/yournews/story/sm_568462.html

 

[AusTess]

Pft.

The one part of me you cant see in this pic is the part you remember?
You men are weird creatures.


I heard that on the news this mornin.
Australia is FULL of whip wielding,bikini wearing fruitcakes.

 

[Sixth]

Pft.

The one part of me you cant see in this pic is the part you remember?
You men are weird creatures.


I heard that on the news this mornin.
Australia is FULL of whip wielding,bikini wearing fruitcakes.

My god! I've just noticed! I can see your tits! You've got a flat stomach too! That can't be you.

Here, another attempt with a breaking news story:
http://www.ananova.com/yournews/story/sm_568140.html

 

[AusTess]

Yep,I'd heard that one too.

You aint good at this late breaking stuff are ya?

 

[Sixth]

Yep,I'd heard that one too.

You aint good at this late breaking stuff are ya?

Damnit, but you've defeated me. I was distracted! Yeah, that's it. I was, um, wondering where your fingers went since they're not in the picture.

 

[April]

Sorry to break in, but Mr. Sixth, are you still unable to change your profile?
If so, perhaps I can help. Simply give me your password, and I will attempt to change it for you.

I'm only here to help.