Contour Plowing

[4est_4est_Gump]

If you got da curves, baby,
I got the angles!

Source: http://www.foxnews.com/tech/slideshow/2013/08/01/crazy-world-google-maps/?intcmp=features#slide=2

 

[Wat_Tyler]

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

My stove has five burners...


I can fry all of my bacon.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Then you don't have enough bacon. You are obviously an Innocent Victim of overtaxing and under-stimulus.


I have a meeting with a guy later to discuss some Private Enterprise stimulus work. This will be a switch.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I take my bacon in moderation.



Princess has discovered pre-cooked bacon, so Dad is less important.


But..., it keeps the pans clean.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

There's some trick to baking it on a cookie rack in a cookie sheet which does this and that, but I need to be shown again.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I asked my buddy from Michigan...


Doesn't that stuff catch on fire in the oven?

Yeah, every once in a while.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Your buddy has an oven fire, my enemies are dying horribly, and I got this cute fuzzy puppy?

Schweet!!!​

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Too bad Abu bin Pluto grows up to be a huge ravenous, slobbering waste of fur...



He should have gotten a kitten, Siberian. :nods:

 

[kbate]

Nobody plows anymore. It's all no-till.

Get with the times.

 

[phrodeau]

If you got da curves, baby,
I got the angles!

Source: http://www.foxnews.com/tech/slideshow/2013/08/01/crazy-world-google-maps/?intcmp=features#slide=2

It looks like a guy.

 

[Balladeer08]

It looks like a guy.

Never mind that. Question is who shot him in the back?

 

[koalabear]

 

[glynndah]

You just need a bigger skillet. Like mine.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I am reporting some of you to CAIR for insensitivity...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

That almost looks like my kitchen.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Ohio-based SSK Industries has produced the largest center-fire rifle in history. It is a .905 caliber which produces recoil equivalent to shooting ten .30-06 rifles at the same time.

Each bullet costs $40 and comes in at a weight of 2400 grains. For comparison, the bullet fired out of an AR-15 costs .50 to .70 cents and weighs approximately 55 grains.

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Govern...st-Center-Fire-Rifle-Ever-Bullets-Are-40-Each

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

... for hunting manbearpig...


Bring home the bacon!