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While a bloke was at the bar was sipping on a double
Martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The
bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the
man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating."
"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.
"What are you celebrating?" he asked.
"For years I've been trying to have a child," she
answered, "Today my gynecologist told me I'm
pregnant!" "Congratulations," the man said, lifting
his glass. "As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and
for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile."
"How did it happen?" "I switched cocks."
"What a coincidence," she said, smiling.
Martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The
bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the
man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating."
"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.
"What are you celebrating?" he asked.
"For years I've been trying to have a child," she
answered, "Today my gynecologist told me I'm
pregnant!" "Congratulations," the man said, lifting
his glass. "As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and
for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile."
"How did it happen?" "I switched cocks."
"What a coincidence," she said, smiling.