Congrats To Winning Authors!

[Mythos50]

2002 Awards

Just noticed, Congrats to all the poets and authors!

 

[WickedEve]

congrats to angeline and lauren and everyone nominated. special thanks to ange for getting us more categories for the awards. by the way, elda is upset because her "ass open for business" wasn't nominated, or the one about the snatched twat. I told her not to worry - her day will cum. that made her smile.

 

[Angeline]

Winners/schminners

who's the boy toy in your AV?

(P.S. Tell Elda if the prizes are sex toys from the Literotica store and she plays her cards right, she could be looking at a new Rowdy you-know-who)

 

[Disposa Girl]

I can't believe I didn't win anything. I am the true heir to erotic poetry at this site. Angeline is a dweeby two shoes and a fraud.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Thank you!!!

Woohoo! I won something. Does anyone have any idea of what i won?

Congratulations to everyone that submitted poetry in 2002, to all the nominees, especially to Eve, who should have won something too (I know I voted in you), and congratulations to

Angeline, for being considered the Most Influential Poet 2002, as well as author of the Reader's Choice Erotic Poetry 2002 with Annointed and the Reader's Choice Poetry With Audio 2002 with She Stoops to Conquer;

RisiaSkye, author of the Reader's Choice Illustrated Poetry 2002 with Goodbye, a re-vision, as well as the Reader's Choice Reviews & Essays 2002;

JUDO, author of Reader's Choice Chain Story 2002 with It Happened One Night Ch. 01;

and me (Reader's Choice Non-Erotic Poetry 2002: Still Born Soldiers).

 

[WickedEve]

Winners/schminners

who's the boy toy in your AV?

(P.S. Tell Elda if the prizes are sex toys from the Literotica store and she plays here cards right, she could be looking at a new Rowdy you-know-who)

Boy Toy! Oh no, no. We do not call him boy toy. lol He is man device or stud machine or the male sexual aide. lol Anyway, that boy toy is mine! That's the Master I've been mentioning for the past year on this board. That's him standing all hunky looking in my bedroom.

Elda wants a turbo charged Rowdy, please.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

 

[Angeline]

Wicked Eve said:

Boy Toy! Oh no, no. We do not call him boy toy. lol He is man device or stud machine or the male sexual aide. lol Anyway, that boy toy is mine! That's the Master I've been mentioning for the past year on this board. That's him standing all hunky looking in my bedroom.


LOL. Oooops. Sorry! And that's it! I'm demanding a hunky photo from my man device immediately!

 

[WickedEve]

 

[alwaysawake]

Congrats to all nominated...I have read alot of everybody's work on that list and know you are all deserving of awards. Pats of the back to all...and Ang? Since you won twice, does that mean you get the prize and the batteries? LOL AA

 

[JUDO]

Thanks for the mention, Lauren and you, too, Mythos (in your own sweet way).

I did manage an also-ran in the illustrated poems, thanks to Lauren's boob, but that damnable RisiaSkye won instead. I'll be she gives out free sex to everyone who votes for her, too.

(Shoot! Why didn't I think of that?)


- Judo

 

[karmadog]

Sex for votes? Angeline, you owe me!

smithpeter, consider it a freebie. I love ya, but not like that.

 

[Angeline]

Sex for votes? Angeline, you owe me!

I suppose you voted frequently, too, right?

 

[karmadog]

It's not like I'm from Chicago. Or Louisiana.

One idiot, one vote is my credo.

 

[Angeline]

It's not like I'm from Chicago. Or Louisiana.

One idiot, one vote is my credo.

I'm just relieved it's not Tamany Hall in old NYC. If it were, you'd have sold your votes to god knows who. (Or is it whom? I hate when I get stuck on this stuff.)

 

[karmadog]

I can say that if I move to Louisiana, I can still vote when I'm dead.

I'm not so sure that works on Lit. Maybe if I have an internet connection in my grave.

 

[Mythos50]

Thanks for the mention, Lauren and you, too, Mythos (in your own sweet way).

I did manage an also-ran in the illustrated poems, thanks to Lauren's boob, but that damnable RisiaSkye won instead. I'll be she gives out free sex to everyone who votes for her, too.

(Shoot! Why didn't I think of that?)


- Judo

Me? Sweet? Cut that out, JUDO, you're making me blush!

Kinda do miss those AVs of Lauren's. Could it be the voyageuristic quality of them? Hmm... lol

And again, congrats to all the poets, nominated and winning! The diversity and quality of the people at Lit is why I am here also. They say in order to succeed you need to be around successful people - - someday I will 'get poetry' and be able to write poems of quality that rival the best!

(Did I say here enough times? ...Ok, got it down to only once!)

 

[Guest]

dog

no more freebies for you, you, you, dog you.

 

[JUDO]

Sex for Votes

Sex for votes!
Can I put that in quotes?
Or do you exaggerate for the shock value?

Can you call?
Or is it up against the wall?
When payment comes literally in screw you?

Wait my turn
'Til our hormones burn
And we'll likely be done all too quick.

Vote and spread.
That's why money's called bread.
It's fulfilling, buttery and quick.