The Harry Hill August Mini Challenge

[HarryHill]

Challenge: Write a poem using these words, 'As funny as a one handed man...' Example- As funny as a one handed man doing dishes, any form, extra points for an American sentence.*
You may truncate the original premise to, As funny as.

*Moved from the General Commentary Thread per poets' requests. Have at it folks! Signed, your friendly forum moderator Angie

Thank you Boss lady. :Kiss:

Now the rest of you listen up. @melimelissa Have fun, all comments are welcome in this thread as well as any pic, gif or viddy as long as they are related to a poem or previous post. Have fun.

 

[Remec]

All of August? Challenge: Write a poem using these words, 'As funny as a one handed man...' Example- As funny as a one handed man doing dishes, any form, extra points for an American sentence.

An Observation

U.S. politics: 'bout as funny as a one-handed man juggling.

 

[Angeline]

Not Really That Funny

As funny as a poet wrangling a seventeen-syllable line

 

[Ashesh9]

As funny as a one handed man jerking off while desperately yearning to Spank the lovely derriere of his bootyful Wife......

 

[HarryHill]

As funny as a one handed man jerking off while desperately yearning to Spank the lovely derriere of his bootyful Wife......

 

[butters]

as we age
sex grows more risky
methodical
with danger of slippage
knocks and chipped rims
—about as funny
as a one-handed man
doing dishes
with a sense of humour

 

[HarryHill]

As funny as left taken at word when making a dumb suggestion.

 

[Mrtenant]

As funny as a one handed man
Who is also a stand up comedian
Who smiles with warmth
When people laugh at his jokes

As funny as a one handed man
Who sees your sorrows
Touches you with kindness
Brings laughter through your tears

As funny as the one handed man
Who fights with one hand behind his back
And wins his battles
To the amazement of all

As funny as the one handed man
That you will never forget
Because he inspired your greatness
With his spirit and his laughter

 

[HarryHill]

I'ma jive live

The old man had long flowing hair,
face lost in thought but not in despair,
more pensive, more lost,
more centered in zen.

The old man slouched in his chair,
shirtless, nipples hard from fans air,
breast shaved clean beside his good arm,
to cradle her head as she suckled and laved.

The old man sat up fast and straight,
bent over a keyboard, hair in his face,
typing like crazy before the time ran out,
as funny as a one handed man in a two handed house.

 

[Lazaran]

As funny as a one handed man trying to blow his nose and wipe his ass at the same time…

 

[Lazaran]

As funny as a one handed man with a same hand itchy arm pit.

Dammit. Of course I just had to test it out for myself…

(Results: A one handed man with a same hand itchy armpit CAN scratch the same hand itchy armpit with the same hand.)



Funny as a two handed man testing if the line about a one handed man with a same hand itchy armpit actually worked.

(I’m sooooo glad no one was around to witness the test being performed!!!)

 

[HarryHill]

When you need an extra hand, I can suggest the very man;
work with him.

 

[HarryHill]

As funny as a one handed man with a same hand itchy arm pit.

There's a trick with furniture, but a no handed arm rubs the right bits.

 

[SauceGoblin]

As funny as a one handed man wishing you luck and saying "Nubs crossed"

(given to me by a friend, so not 100% original)