Confuse-a-Cat

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Remember that Python Sketch where a service van pulls up and out pops a guy hired to confuse your cat? I just did that to my own puss. I've moved every single piece of furniture in the house in the last two or three weeks, redesigning the whole place. The poor cat has been leaping onto and diving under everything trying to figure out where the fuck all his sleeping places are. He's totally confused, and wails in the middle of the night.

So far the Goldfish could give a shit.

 

[Guest]

 

[brokenbrainwave]

off the subject just a little but an amusing tale none the less. When stationed in Groton, CT I had a buddy that would always loose the keys to his room when he went out drinking. Thinking smartly, he started to leave a window open to climb/stagger into after his night of binging. One small problem arose however. His roomate decided to shut the window one chilly evening. To further complicate this situation, a guy a couple rooms down decided to air his room out that same evening. Tracy, drunk as a skunk, came to this open window, climbed in, and into what he thought was his bed. Bed owner comes home, finds an asleep(passed out) Tracy in his rack. Bed owner is not a happy camper...apparently he discovered Tracy slept nude. Bed owner proceeds to beat the hell outta Tracy, it was funny. Here is Tracy, apparently needing to pee, running down the hallway screaming while this guy was wailing the fuck outta the back of his head.

I guess you had to be there....

 

[phrodeau]

Confuse-a-Cat was actually the very first Monty Python sketch I ever saw, on an ancient black & white TV. I was so tickled, I could hardly hold on to the antenna.

BTW, Hanns needs to fuck off.

The "Hanns knows shit about guns" thread.

The "Hanns and what army?" thread.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

After dragging and pushing heavy furniture around a coupel of weeks ago I woke up stiff and sore, and spent the day moving like John Cleese on the way to the Ministry of Silly Walks.

My whole life is a Python sketch.

 

[The Heretic]

The poor cat has been leaping onto and diving under everything trying to figure out where the fuck all his sleeping places are.

Whenever I visit my daughter her cats freak out because furniture is moved and my luggage is sitting around - it is pretty comical how cats react to new surroundings.

Dogs OTOH, while very curious - don't get freaked by new surroundings.

 

[Shiner]

BTW, Hanns needs to fuck off.

The "Hanns knows shit about guns" thread.

The "Hanns and what army?" thread.

Oh my I haven't laughed that hard for a long time......I think I may have broken something

 

[Thrillhouse]

What were the subsidiaries? I remember:

Bewilderbeest
Startle-a-Thompson's Gazelle
Vex-a-Vole

What were the other ones? I hope Santa brings me the 10(?) DVD complete Flying Circus collection - only $90 at Costco!