Confessions.

[DarkSimian]

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other.

I never felt so bad in my entire life.

isn't this Chunk's confession from "Goonies"?

 

[Aquagal]

I confess I rolled a joint with catnip for a 'friend' once. He coughed for hours while I just claimed it was bad Mexican.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I confess that I spent most of my work day today working on a story for Lit.

I also confess, that I really really wish I knew what Sweet had tried the other night...

 

[thesweetsweetness]

I confess that I spent most of my work day today working on a story for Lit.

I also confess, that I really really wish I knew what Sweet had tried the other night...

One thing is something, I think it is safe to say, everyone else has tried. The other two have probably been tried by many as well. So while it sounds exciting, I confess I just worded it to try to make me look good.

 

[thesweetsweetness]

Oooh.. I confess, that thing that I think most everyone else has done too.... Yeah, I did that again last night.

 

[earthseeds]

I confess that I am completely addicted to Lit...try as I might to quit...keep coming back!

 

[Azuldrgon]

I'm thinking dirty thoughts I confess.

 

[thesweetsweetness]

I confess that I am completely addicted to Lit...try as I might to quit...keep coming back!

Welcome back...

... to the hotel California.

 

[Aquagal]

I confess that I want to delete Lit from my computer, but Gator keeps me coming back.

 

[Dan638]

I confess that I want to delete Lit from my computer, but one close friend keeps me coming back.

I confess that I would spank yer butt if you did...

 

[ZipBlockBloodie]

I confess I have still have feelings for her.

 

[thesweetsweetness]

I confess I was kissed in the rain while naked tonight.

 

[respeito]

i confess that i still think of him even though i don't deserve to.

 

[Ellafun]

Sadly, I must confess that I don't know the difference.

Ditto. I confess that orgasm is a rare, rare beast for me.

 

[Chaingun]

Ditto. I confess that orgasm is a rare, rare beast for me.

I confess that this is distressing to hear.

 

[Callmetim]

Ditto. I confess that orgasm is a rare, rare beast for me.

I confess I would not mind trying.

Sorry Ella :-(

 

[Wolfking05]

Ditto. I confess that orgasm is a rare, rare beast for me.

*HUGS*

 

[Ellafun]

I confess that this is distressing to hear.

Aww, I did not mean to distress you, CG! I confess...it's just always been true for me. Apparently I'm "high-maintenance" and require more than 5 minutes...

 

[Callmetim]

Aww, I did not mean to distress you, CG! I confess...it's just always been true for me. Apparently I'm "high-maintenance" and require more than 5 minutes...

That is not high maintenance. He just doesn't know what he is doing. ;-)

 

[thesweetsweetness]

Ditto. I confess that orgasm is a rare, rare beast for me.

I'm sorry.

I confess I feel bad now for what I jokingly said in the other thread.

 

[Ellafun]

I'm sorry.

I confess I feel bad now for what I jokingly said in the other thread.

Aw, baby, NO!!! I confess I'm just uber-jealous! You freaking ROCK!!!

 

[StilettosNSpurs]

I confess, I think I like having my ass licked.

 

[garbage can]

I confess I'd like to have sex with 5 or more women on this board....

 

[respeito]

*drags out a large piece of cardboard*


*puts on sweatbands and starts breakdancing*

 

[CrshNBurn]

I confess that I sometimes have naughty thoughts during church about some ladies that are there worshiping.