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Please... Share your confessions.

Be they silly, sexy or serious, all are welcome.
 
I confess i miss him right now and wish he were here to play.
 
I confess this morning, while still half asleep, I hugged my pillow and thought of him.
 
I confess I wish some things were going differently in my life right now.
 
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other.

I never felt so bad in my entire life.
 
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other.

I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Good lord man... EEwwwwWWWW!!!!
 
I confess...



I am wearing a skirt tonight, with nothing underneath.

I'm planning on whispering this fact to him tonight, while we are in a large crowd.

I'm hoping it leads to toe-curling orgasms later.



:cattail:
 
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other.

I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Chunk!! I LOVE The Goonies!! :D
 
I confess...



I am wearing a skirt tonight, with nothing underneath.

I'm planning on whispering this fact to him tonight, while we are in a large crowd.

I'm hoping it leads to toe-curling orgasms later.

:cattail:


Are toe curling orgasms better than mind blowing orgasms??.................:D
 
This is going to be one hell of a party!!

Yes indeed. And maybe One-Eyed Willy will make an appearance. If you know what I'm saying.

My favorite line from Goonies: "YOU'RE my best invention."

Also Chunk saying "I smell ice cream.". That always cracked menup for some reason.
 
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