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ICT I would give almost anything for some birthday weekend sex. Instead I get to work and go home alone.
 
ICT I'm still a teenager when it comes to actual relationships. Psychologically speaking.
 
ICT I'm absolutely horrified. I was just trying to have phone sex (which is a new thing for me, so I don't think I was terribly good at it), when my roommates 5 year old woke up to use the bathroom! OMG!!

I'm so damn embarrassed. Hope it didn't kill the mood for my partner. :(
 
ICT Montreal is beyond comparison with Toronto.

The only women in Montreal with hairy armpits wear a burqa, the police won't beat you until you try to stage an anti-police brutality march, and foie gras poutine is infinitely more enticing than a tea smoked mock-chop hunk of tofu.

It's a city so chic, women dress up to take the garbage out, men can kill things and you are damned sure it's going to be eaten very well, and even the meter maids will run across the street to tell an Anglo not to park there because it's a big hassle to write a ticket.

I miss Montreal.
 
Porkwarrior said:
ICT Montreal is beyond comparison with Toronto.

The only women in Montreal with hairy armpits wear a burqa, the police won't beat you until you try to stage an anti-police brutality march, and foie gras poutine is infinitely more enticing than a tea smoked mock-chop hunk of tofu.

It's a city so chic, women dress up to take the garbage out, men can kill things and you are damned sure it's going to be eaten very well, and even the meter maids will run across the street to tell an Anglo not to park there because it's a big hassle to write a ticket.

I miss Montreal.
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ICT you shoulda moved to Scottsdale after all, mon ami :D
 
ICT I feel like an ungrateful brat and undutiful (is that a word?!) daughter for not being able to muster any enthusiasm for this thing.
 
ICT it's been a day. Woke up super horny, thanks to an awesome lady last night. Then got to hear about a good friend and her husband at an orgy last night. So I've been at work all day with a repeatedly occurring hard on. What a Sundau!
 
I confess the adult male in my house is being an ass and throws worse tantrums than my children. It makes it difficult for me to 'do the right thing' and behave.
 
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