Confessions: What are yours?

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ICT I want to masturbate / orgasm way more than my sig other and it sometimes makes me resent her
 
Ict I let my sister-in-law give me a blowjob last night.
Ict it felt very, very, very good.
Ict I may have been really drunk last night which may have contributed to my actions.
 
My Ass is Evil

ICT my Ass just butt-dialed my best friend at 6:30am this morning and freaked her out. I forgot to lock my phone after turning off my alarm and tossed it away from me down the bed. The phone landed close enough to my Ass to inspire her to conduct an evil deed. I’m not even sure how she managed it -- being that she is a thumbless creature.

IACT my Ass caused my friend to think that I was dying. If 911 would have arrived at my door this morning, I’m not sure how I would have explained the situation with a straight face. This was (very narrowly) avoided because I finally woke up to the sound of my friend yelling at me (rather distressed) through the phone... I owe my friend a stiff drink the next time I see her.

IFCT my Ass is absolutely terrible and deserves to be punished for her shenanigans. So if you ever get a phone call from me at the butt-crack-of-dawn, don’t answer. It’s my Ass — being a total butt crack!
 
ICT my Ass just butt-dialed my best friend at 6:30am this morning and freaked her out. I forgot to lock my phone after turning off my alarm and tossed it away from me down the bed. The phone landed close enough to my Ass to inspire her to conduct an evil deed. I’m not even sure how she managed it -- being that she is a thumbless creature.

IACT my Ass caused my friend to think that I was dying. If 911 would have arrived at my door this morning, I’m not sure how I would have explained the situation with a straight face. This was (very narrowly) avoided because I finally woke up to the sound of my friend yelling at me (rather distressed) through the phone... I owe my friend a stiff drink the next time I see her.

IFCT my Ass is absolutely terrible and deserves to be punished for her shenanigans. So if you ever get a phone call from me at the butt-crack-of-dawn, don’t answer. It’s my Ass — being a total butt crack!


ICT this is priceless. :D
 
ICT this is priceless. :D
Well IACT my Ass has (successfully) initiated FaceTime with a fellow Litster during phone sex.
And neither one of us was prepared for that. Luckily, things were dark, fuzzy and confusing. LOL!
Why do I have an Ass with a mind of her own — and an evil one at that!? She gets me into trouble... a lot! :devil:
 
Well IACT my Ass has (successfully) initiated FaceTime with a fellow Litster during phone sex.
And neither one of us was prepared for that. Luckily, things were dark, fuzzy and confusing. LOL!
Why do I have an Ass with a mind of her own — and an evil one at that!? She gets me into trouble... a lot! :devil:


I've activated face time during phone sex once or twice!!! Ooops!

My ass just wants some action!!!
 
ICT I had the most wonderful time yesterday at the street festival people watching , listening to live music and the patio's with friends.

L:rose:
 
ICT being a bit disappointed in the quantity and quality of people who have contacted us on SLS.
 
ICT I'm getting wet thinking of my new car and even wetter if there was a nice hot lady sitting in the passenger seat. :devil:

L:rose:
 
ICT after telling hubby that I cried myself to sleep Friday night, he made sure I was sexually fulfilled last night.
ICT it hurts that it takes my tears...
 
ICT last night was a lot of fun.
IACT I am in a great mood today because of it.
IFCT I have a bad feeling it won't happen again for a long while.
 
ICT I have no idea what would motivate someone to take the time to email me to tell to complain that I hadn't used the "c" word in my last two audios. :confused:
 
ICT I have no idea what would motivate someone to take the time to email me to tell to complain that I hadn't used the "c" word in my last two audios. :confused:

ICT I'd ask if you were serious but some if the email and feedback is ridiculous!
 
ICT that moving somewhere out of state away from my family is sounding better and better. I really don't have anything tying me down anymore.....

IACT that I would love to move somewhere and start to try to be as self sustainable as possible....a bit off the grid so to speak. Growing my own food, solar power, etc. I would miss my wireless internet though....

IFCT that when I share that dream to others, they think I am crazy.....
 
ICT that moving somewhere out of state away from my family is sounding better and better. I really don't have anything tying me down anymore.....

IACT that I would love to move somewhere and start to try to be as self sustainable as possible....a bit off the grid so to speak. Growing my own food, solar power, etc. I would miss my wireless internet though....

IFCT that when I share that dream to others, they think I am crazy.....
ICT I don't think you're crazy.
ICT what you just wrote ties in with my fantasy of getting in my car, driving and never looking back.
 
ICT I don't think you're crazy.
ICT what you just wrote ties in with my fantasy of getting in my car, driving and never looking back.


ICT that there have been many times where I have thought getting in the car, loaded with a few necessary things and driving and never looking back. No plan, no where to end up, just go.
 
ICT my husband is flying out to Montreal early Monday morning for business and won't be back till Tuesday night.
ICT I'd love to go on the prowl and have a sexy bi lady stay with me during that time.

L :rose:
 
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