Confessions: What are yours? Part V

I had one of the worst days of my life today and I was really, really sad and then I was okay and then I got really really sad again. Hoping to fall asleep at some point and wake up with a better attitude but right now I’m just really sad.
 
ICT I'm tired as fuh of moving shit.

IACT I'm irritated with my LilLegoMan cus he's been... moody? lately and I feel ignored and yes, I am being pouty.

IFCT I really just wanna fuck and sleep but only one of those is gonna happen.
 
ICT I'm a (mostly) straight and (mostly) cynical male whose daughter didn't play with Barbies but I found the new movie quite captivating: visually delightful, wittily written, nearly pitch-perfect in its tone and the internal logic of its make-believe world. Also, the best punchline ending I can recall since Birdy (if anyone remembers that).

But, IFCT I can't help thinking that a brief nude scene with nipple-less tits and smooth crotches might have edged it toward iconic. :unsure:
 
ICT I used to love watching my friends' reactions as my big boobed GF (42DD's) walked around braless. 🤱
 
ICT I think my breasts look fantastic in my sundress today.
IACT even though I post photos often and I like how I look in the photos I post, I don't always think I look fantastic.
Your always gorgeous!

ICT Sundays are not a day for pants or even cloths for that matter
 
ICT I saw an old female friend at a funeral and was admiring her ass and waist in her pretty floral dress and thinking she was the hottest 50-something woman there before I realized it was her. I remembered how she walked in on me masturbating when I was in college and how we'd joke and flirt. We spoke a long time after the funderal and she told me how her husband never goes out anymore and that we should go for a walk soon to catch up on old times. She hugged hard when we parted with her breasts pressed into me. I went home and imagined her on her knees, that dress bunched on the floor, still in a bra and panties, and looking up at me while sucking and stroking and making yummy sounds as I came.
 
ICT I don't understand folks looking for someone who openly complain about being ghosted but then just stop talking themselves, freakin hypocrites.
 
I'm so bad 🤣

I confess that I placed our " ready to be laundried" basket of used clothes in our guest bathroom with my wife's thongs on top of said basket.

This basket will easily be seen by my buddies as they each go to relief themselves as we torture ourselves from watching our beloved Jets lose again here at my home 😜
 
I'm so bad 🤣

I confess that I placed our " ready to be laundried" basket of used clothes in our guest bathroom with my wife's thongs on top of said basket.

This basket will easily be seen by my buddies as they each go to relief themselves as we torture ourselves from watching our beloved Jets lose again here at my home 😜
Will they say anything? Is your wife going to check for cum after they leave?
 
Will they say anything? Is your wife going to check for cum after they leave?
It's half time and my buddies are in the slow process of getting rid of the first half's alcohol. I'm gonna wait until the start of the second half before going in there to check to see if any of her undies had moved ......... I'd be very surprised if they weren't hmmmm!! My cock twitched each time one of them goes to the bathroom. Can't lie!
She’s gonna snif em lol
She actually isn't aware of the laundry basket being there needless to say her thongs out in display. I'm not going to mention anything to her about the basket being there until after the game or maybe let her find the basket herself since she needs to finish the laundry tonight hmmmmmm!?!?
 
It's half time and my buddies are in the slow process of getting rid of the first half's alcohol. I'm gonna wait until the start of the second half before going in there to check to see if any of her undies had moved ......... I'd be very surprised if they weren't hmmmm!! My cock twitched each time one of them goes to the bathroom. Can't lie!

She actually isn't aware of the laundry basket being there needless to say her thongs out in display. I'm not going to mention anything to her about the basket being there until after the game or maybe let her find the basket herself since she needs to finish the laundry tonight hmmmmmm!?!?
Love to have her be spread wide at half time.
 
Well I was able to check the laundry and basket and of course her thongs were definitely handled one way or another hmmmm!!! Now sure which of my buddies looked or even touched them??

Maybe just one of them with the rest behaving??? Maybe all of them for a good look at each thong and even took a sniff hmmmmm??

I kinda felt the mood change once the second half started when my wife brought in more beers for the guys?!? She's gonna die once they leave and she realizes that our laundry basket was in the bathroom ......... with her undies on top of the clothes 🤣
 
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