Confessions: What are yours? Part V

[SassySheDevil]

ICT I'm beginning to feel rude for not kissing Sassy's ass when she keeps insisting.

thanks dirt

 

[HotBrand]

Change the verb and I might be interested.

It's a noun.

And you call yourself a doctor.

 

[HotBrand]

“Kiss” is a noun?

Shut-up.

Yes. Kiss is actually a noun as well as a verb. I mean, that wasn't the point, but I'm surprised you didn't know that either. This is getting out of hand.

ICT I am going to be all over you like a rash.

Do you know how to treat a rash?

Oh, we're going to have such FUN!

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[Micio_Lambire]

ICT I've nothing to confess ...aloud.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Cum dripping out of me right now and I’m just grinding it into the chair.

ICT that's the good stuff right there

IACT our air is out, so I've just leaned into sitting around shirtless

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Cum dripping out of me right now and I’m just grinding it into the chair.

Just flip the cushion over. Years from now you’ll wonder where that stain came from. Providing there isn’t already a similar stain on the other side. That presents a dilemma.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

I’m a pro. I got it.

Seltzah.

Har! Currently thinking that towels are like condoms for upholstery.

 

[EnigmaSquared]

ICT masturbation is good enough. It's just not worth putting up with another person's shit just to get my dick sucked.

 

[Crankbait88]

ICT I enjoy peeing off my boat. Even while I'm in the marina. It's how God intended it.

 

[Chillygirl]

ICT I put way too much energy into people who put no energy into me. So I’m weeding them out.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

ICT I feel a desperate need for a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a sausage biscuit, but not yet desperate enough to actually get out of bed. It’s a tragedy, really.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

ICT I’m worried that my declining testosterone has made me forget to sneak a peek at women’s boobs when we’re having a conversation. Recently, I’ve caught myself gazing into their eyes and actually taking an interest in what they’re saying. I’m beginning to miss staring at boobs. It’s all very confusing.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

ICT I become mildly depressed when I see the Starfucks thread appear in the morning. It’s a fine thread, but seeing it means that I’ve stayed up too late or gotten up too early. It’s a completely irrational trigger.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

ICT I peed my pants a few years back and it had nothing to do with sexual thoughts. I just had to go.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

ICT I peed my pants a few years back and it had nothing to do with sexual thoughts. I just had to go.

ICT I have learned not to offer women asparagus for dinner.

 

[BadAmy]

Ict this has turning into a horrible terrible awful scary sad day.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Ict this has turning into a horrible terrible awful scary sad day.

Are you safe? Are you well? Talk to us if it will help.

 

[BadAmy]

Are you safe? Are you well? Talk to us if it will help.

I'm Ok. Someone else isn't.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

I'm Ok. Someone else isn't.

I remain vigilant and hopeful.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

ICT someone asked me recently what my favorite part of a pussy is, and I didn’t think long enough before answering. I could have said something about the dark meat and the gravy, but I missed my chance.

 

[AnnyMouse28]

I really wanted to accept his 130am booty call.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

I really wanted to accept his 130am booty call.

ICT a housemate and I once got a booty call from two women who were laying in our beds when we got home from a night of bar-hopping. Neither of us had ever had sex with either of them, and it was fascinating to me that they had thought this plan through and decided which one of them was going to be in which of our beds. A strange night. Fun, but peculiar.

 

[ShaneoD]

ICT that the first picture I take after sending a dick pic always makes me cringe looking at the pic of 'myself'

 

[BadAmy]

Ict I miss my titty thread.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

ICT I’ve developed chronic hiccups over the last several hours and I have a .357 Magnum laying beside me. I’m weighing my options.