Confessions: What are yours? Part V

[GoodGuy69]

ICT I'm finally feeling more confident and I want an outlet to show it

 

[SassySheDevil]

ICT I could really use this today.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/ad60e6334d55dad5bdc32e5a7a4ef94e/0b20ce055d50c9e3-af/s400x600/a152175329a2d168aebf642464ad95d989e78594.gifv

Yes. This. ❤

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

ICT I keep forgetting that the floor behind the registers in this store is elevated at least a foot, and when I see the young woman I'm currently infatuated with step down from behind it, I realize how tiny she is, and it makes me feel like even more of a dirty old man.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

ICT I once had an affair with a woman who showed up in my office wearing no bra, with hard nipples, and wearing a thong under a miniskirt. She later told me that she caught me looking. But where else could I be looking? And where else would she want me to look?

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

I’m think I’m happy.

Shut up! You don't get to be happy on my watch. You have to be as miserable as I am!

 

[JerseyJade]

ICT it makes me happy to know that Fara is happy.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

ICT I wonder what this annoying kitten would taste like, but I'm too lazy to try to find out.

 

[quietlyhorny]

ICT it’s been more than three years since I’ve posted on these boards, but I’m looking forward to chatting again.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

ICT that somedays I feel I’m dying, but I want to have one more beer and cigarette before I go. A final orgasm would be nice as well. These are the silly little things that let me live to face another day. Oh! And a cup of coffee!

 

[AnnyMouse28]

ICT...thinking about trying to find a one night stand because it has been that long

 

[barefootgirl69]

ICT I find it sad to see all the pictures in an antique store that don't have a home with family. But...those frames are amazing!

 

[Floridafun4everyone]

ICT being super horny,but frustrated

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

ICT I woke up to a purring cat keeping my crotch warm, and I hesitated to move him away.

 

[king04]

ICT...thinking about trying to find a one night stand because it has been that long

ICT i know how you feel

 

[Micio_Lambire]

ICT I feel foolish for saying I've no idea how to go about finding a chick were I to go looking for one.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

ICT I feel foolish for saying I've no idea how to go about finding a chick were I to go looking for one.

Offer to help one move. Chicks dig someone who can help with a sofa.

 

[Micio_Lambire]

Offer to help one move. Chicks dig someone who can help with a sofa.

ICT Lol, I'm a 46 year old female. I ain't movin nobody's sofa!

IACT I will admit it might be a good "pick up" line lol

IFCT I will see myself out now

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

ICT Lol, I'm a 46 year old female. I ain't movin nobody's sofa!

IACT I will admit it might be a good "pick up" line lol

IFCT I will see myself out now

I think I got married in large part because my girlfriend had a pickup truck and she helped me move. I thought marrying her was the least I could do to return the favor.

 

[Chillygirl]

ICT I’m a mixed bag of emotions today....

 

[Micio_Lambire]

ICT I'm ready for vacation

 

[Chillygirl]

ICT I think I thoroughly screwed that up

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

ICT even though I was just lying here innocently minding my own business, things have taken a turn towards the porny. I had almost forgotten it existed. Honestly. You believe me, right?

 

[bunny4med]

ICT if I go on vacation I may not come back. I can braid hair on a beach.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

ICT after years of reading or listening to the news and trying to make sense of the world, all I want to think about now is kittens and bunnies and lady parts. (I need a nap.)

 

[FranklyFrank]

ICT I may have reverted to the one-handed typing method from time to time today...