JerseyJade
Jade
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ICT I turned down a birthday blow job today.
IACT was before the tequila
Happy Birthday.
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ICT I turned down a birthday blow job today.
IACT was before the tequila
ICT I have never paid for a hair cut.. I actually have a phobia of people touching my head*
ICT I'm rocking a home cut, home coloured, purple pixie cut and people keep asking me who did it![]()
ICT I haven't cut my hair more than 2 inches in years now and haven't dyed my hair in over 2 years. Mostly cus I'm indecisive about a hairstyle/color and too lazy bother with anything more than brush and go![]()
I know the feeling
It's why I started cutting my hair short to start with.
Just makes it so much easier and if I wake up late I can wash it in the hand basin... Now that is lazy
Takes me 2 mins to style and half the time a finger comb gets it in place. Can't ask for any easier than that

ICT as much as I love company. I love more being alone in my house.
ICT I read your signature, " So Grab The Night By Its Nipples And Go Flirt With Someone," and found it both funny and intriguing.

ICT as much as I love company. I love more being alone in my house.
I mostly enjoy being solitary myself. It's not that I dislike people, it's just that I can only tolerate them for a little while. My fault more than there's, I guess. No, I take that back. It's totally their fault! Never mine! People are a pain in the ass!![]()
LOL
I like people. But I enjoy being alone at home, with myself.
My former wife had this sweet habit, even while we were married, and continuing after we were divorced, of setting me up on dates with her female friends when she needed to be elsewhere. Entirely innocent events. I suspect she has always thought that I require some kind of care and supervision when she's away. She's the kind of person who usually enjoys being surrounded by other people. Me, I'm usually just content to be alone. (Oh, and she's fluent in Italian, by the way.)![]()


ICT I have a thing for a girl who was in one of my classes who is way too young for me. She's 19 and I am 51. I would never initiate anything with her, but would not discourage anything if I thought she was interested

ICT I used to sit in class daydreaming of a sexy, older teacher...but I wanted to seduce him, not the other way around.
When's your next class?![]()
Unfortunately classes for the Fall 2020 semester was moved to online delivery.![]()
