Confessions: What are yours? (part 3)

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ICT When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage, I made the bald man cry, into the turtle stew! Which I do believe my sister ate, at least I hope she did.
 
I confess that I wear dark sunglasses in public so that I can stare and ogle without being obvious.
 
ICT when I procrastinate, it brings out the worst in my thinking.
 
IACT I don't think I've seen a better UFC event ever than tonight. It's not even the main fight yet. Hope it is as good as the previous fights. :eek:
 
I'm sorry for what I did
If I could take it back I would
Sometimes being a lemming works out better than being myself
 
ICT I like getting asinine messages from guys who like to write about the things they want to do to me. It feels like power.

ICT I think you're sarcastic but your profile pic is hot!
 
ICT I may have invited one of my best friends and his gf over for drinking tonight because when the drinks go in, her fantastic tits tend to come out. Fun is had by all.:D
 
ICT I've never been in a physical relationship with someone to whom I could communicate every thought the way I am now, and whose thoughts I can almost read as she's saying them and she does the same for me. It's pretty great.
 
ICT experimenting with my wife's vibrator, trying out my pegging fantasy. It wasn't an amazing experience, but I'm determined to get better at it :)
 
I confess

That i went into a ABS with booths and learned it was MUCH MORE than a both. It was a labyrinth of booths filled guys looking to suck and fuck and in total darkness. I like my cocks attached to TSs so I left, but if I were to dress as a whore I'd gladly accept their advances. :)
 
ICT I have just found some intimate, but rather badass modelling photos of my friend, who I once had deep feelings for.

I've been extremely busy since then.
 
ICT I think this particular shade of glossy red toenail polish looks particularly nice on me .... and I think it would go quite well with lots of gooey man rope too. :devil:
 
ICT I'm listening to my governor, who wants to be your president, tell me that he wants to give me the chance to live the American dream by stripping me of my healthcare, telling my employer they can pay me less for more work, and more dangerous work, and trying to make it harder for me to vote against him. Such a giving man. Walk on back to your ultra rich puppeteers, you stooge.
 
ICT I think this particular shade of glossy red toenail polish looks particularly nice on me .... and I think it would go quite well with lots of gooey man rope too. :devil:
ICT I would love to pleasure LizV's toes and spurt over them....
 
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