Confessions Of A 30 Year Old Single Girl

amelia

a boombox is not a toy.
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I don't have anything new to confess yet, but maybe if I make this thread...you'll quit bumping the other one. :p
 
Damn...I was hoping this was going to be a Bridget Jones spoof...


Diary of amelia

12/24/2002

fags today...23...

alcohol units ...4

Calories consumed...1874...


Told Cleave to fuck off today...feeling quite good about it...
 
Did I miss your birthday? Sorr-ree! Now, if you'd like to clear your chest, er conscience, tell Father Kotori all about, my child.
 
MorgaineLaFay said:
Damn...I was hoping this was going to be a Bridget Jones spoof...

I'd actually have to read the book or see the movie to do a spoof of that. It's more like a spoof of my other thread.


Confession Time

~~I still have an impressive porn collection

~~I've moved past my cereal addiction..but now i'm into mac N cheese.

~~I shop around before i decide to buy a new toy.

that's probably enough to get the new thread rollin. Merry Christmas y'all. :kiss:
 
...I found that my 29th birthday was much harder than my 30th...I had a whole year to get used to the idea that I was actually going to be 30...and have accomplished mothing of value in nearly a third of a century...:rolleyes:
 
I confess, I liked this idea so much I started a similar thread on another board.

Amelia the trend setter!

Happy holidays!
 
amelia said:
I don't have anything new to confess yet, but maybe if I make this thread...you'll quit bumping the other one. :p

Slow couple of months? :devil:
 
ShamelessFlirt said:
I confess, I liked this idea so much I started a similar thread on another board.

Amelia the trend setter!

Happy holidays!

What the fuck?? how dare you steal my 100% original idea...??

:kiss:
 
amelia said:
What the fuck?? how dare you steal my 100% original idea...??

:kiss:

How dare yo punk ass commits grand theft yo!

Just crewin on through.. Merry Christmas home girl! ;) :kiss:
 
amelia said:
What the fuck?? how dare you steal my 100% original idea...??

:kiss:


I would have preferred to steal a kiss, but I had to settle for an idea. Lucky for me you have a good imagination, though the idea pales in comparison to what I imagine the experience of kissing you would be.
 
I've been so hornee for the last few weeks that i might explode.

I woke up this morning with the fantasy of being bent over someone's lap, panties down around my knees...feeling hard, firm slaps on my ass. feeling the heat as little pink marks appear all over my creamy white asscheeks. feeling fingers slide down to check for my wetness, rubbing my clit..maybe gently slapping my pussy a few times for good measure. feeling a hard cock pressing against my tummy as i squirm from pleasure.......

i'm going to die from horniness. it's offical.
 
can you share with us all your porn links and possible some of your collection and maybe a nekkie picture of you as well
 
Interesting

amelia said:
I've been so hornee for the last few weeks that i might explode.

I woke up this morning with the fantasy of being bent over someone's lap, panties down around my knees...feeling hard, firm slaps on my ass. feeling the heat as little pink marks appear all over my creamy white asscheeks. feeling fingers slide down to check for my wetness, rubbing my clit..maybe gently slapping my pussy a few times for good measure. feeling a hard cock pressing against my tummy as i squirm from pleasure.......

i'm going to die from horniness. it's offical.

How interesting, I was had an erotic dream last evening of a gorgeous blonde laying across my lap, with her panties around her ankles as I slapped her ass cheeks and watched them redden, I wouls slip my fingers down to check for wetness, rub the clit some and slipping a hard cock up against her tummy..... GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE?

drop me a line sometimes gorgeous.
 
amelia said:
I woke up this morning with the fantasy of being bent over someone's lap, panties down around my knees...

An unknown someone, or very well known someone?

C'mon.. we want more details! :D
 
Liontamr said:
An unknown someone, or very well known someone?

C'mon.. we want more details! :D

i could say it was you, but you have that damned Titans AV up :p
 
amelia said:
feeling fingers slide down to check for my wetness, rubbing my clit..maybe gently slapping my pussy a few times for good measure. feeling a hard cock pressing against my tummy as i squirm from pleasure.......

i'm going to die from horniness. it's offical.
that will be my cause of death as well :(
 
amelia said:
i could say it was you, but you have that damned Titans AV up :p

I knew that Titans av was going to DQ me! lol :p

That's ok.. in my fantasies of you for some reason I have nothing but a Raiers uni on.. You must have 'persuaded' me somehow.

Either that or you drugged me and dressed me up against my will. Both ways sound fun actually! :D
 
AMELIA

just remain in your currant state of horniness i will be coming to texas in about a month!!!
 
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