Confess Your Embarrassing Boner Stories!

[o2baPrince]

Bump.

'Cause I love stories...

 

[HighPlainsDrifter]

bumping this, hoping for more stories!

 

[keatonb]

Sitting on the sofa late one night in the apartment of a (lesbian) friend. We started discussing past sexual adventures. She told this incredibly sensual story she experienced. When she was finished telling the story she looked at me and smiled. She then took one of the pillows on the sofa and placed it on my lap saying “hope you don’t mind if I cover up that tent you just pitched!”

 

[mark_jacobs50]

Mine

I was at a friends house for dinner. His parents were very strict. It was while on holiday from college. It was always mandatory to dress nicely atbtheir house. I was wearing slacks and a shirt and tie his sisters friend was there who I’d always had a thing for. She didn’t know though. My friend told his sister the things I would say about her friend. Of course his sister told her.
To the embarrassing part. We were on the couch and she started talking in my ear asking me about the things I said. I told her they were true and she went along with them even acting turned on.
She started rubbing my leg and making me hard. At that moment it was time to eat. I got up to walk to the dining room and as visible as the sun was my hard on straining at my pants. I was so embarrassed. I couldn’t hide it and just had to rock it. She got her revenge and i got stuck with a hard on.

 

[inkandiridiumnibs]

I had to have a DOT physical done, which of course, includes the cough test. I am in the waiting area, it is a walk in, first come first serve exam since the clinic is an Occupational Health/Work Comp care center near a bunch of trucking hubs. I am easily the youngest guy in the waiting room. There are so many people waiting for DOT exams, they grab some of the nurses from other areas to try and get us moved along. When it comes to my turn, I get this small, very petite, pixie of a Latina nurse. Big brown eyes, very long hair braided down to her very tiny waist. Maybe 4'10" tops.

She has this very sweet, softly musical voice, and a hint of shyness. I am admittedly struggling to keep a relaxed demeanor. As I am stripping down, she is reading over the order page for the exam. Her eyes go VERY wide all of a sudden, jaw drops open, and she starts to fidget as she looks around the room.

"uhm, something wrong?" I ask her. She gives me this deer in a headlight look and shakes her head.

"No...I just didn't realize yours is an expanded test and not the standard exam."

Uhm, okay, what ever that means. So I let her figure out what she needs while I sit on the table in my boxer briefs. She puts on her gloves and starts the exam. Then we get to the cough test. She takes me in hand, and though I am not hard, I am a little bit aroused. My sac fills her hand full, and my shaft happened to fall atop her wrist, completely hiding it. Her voice trembles a little as she asks me to turn my head and cough. That tremble of course adds a little more blood flow, and I feel myself extend a little more along her wrist. She coughs, her hand grips my sac tight for a second and then she lets me go and steps back and turns around.

"Okay, now I uh...ahem, uhm, now I need you to turn around and lean on the exam table with your legs spread about shoulder width apart please..." she musters, again with a tremble in her voice. I blink, but do as I am told.

I feel this very petite hand grip one cheek and spread me apart, then, this cold, slick finger slides up my butt. Her hands are really trembling, not quite shaking, but a very noticeable tremble. I can hear her breathing heavy, and I am trying to not squirm, because really I wasn't expecting it. I can feel her really pressing her finger deep, but it is like her finger is too short for where she is trying to feel.

In a squeak, "I am so sorry about this..." she apologizes, "but can I get you to spread your legs a little more and lean over further?"

As I do as she asks, she redoubles her effort, and after a bit more, her finger finds my prostate...BLAM! I went from semi hard to full blown with pre-cum drip in a split second. She pulls back, and I turn around, her face is deep red and her huge brown eyes are wide and staring. She yanks off her gloves, misses the trashcan, grabs the paperwork and is gone in a blink, saying really quickly "You pass..." her voice about an octave higher than her last squeak.

I got some interesting looks from staff as I made my way out after dressing. They give me my copy of the paperwork at the sign out desk, the woman there just gives me this curious grin. I head out the door, and walk over to the motorcycle parking. There, parked at the end of the parking is my nurse, sitting in her car, fanning the front of her scrubs with a can soda pressed to her forehead.

When my bike started up, she just shrunk down below the edge of her door frame.

(no, a prostate check is not part of the normal DOT exam, but since I was going to work for a specialty employer, they required it as part of their exam)

 

[Tdfkats]

I was playing pool years ago with some coworkers. It got pretty flirtacious pretty quicky, and me and one of the girls decided we were going to play "distraction pool", where you get to distract the shooter during the shot.

We were on the drunk side, and both on the horny side, and having a really good time of it.

Then another female coworker at a nearby table starts pointing at my crotch with this great big "omg look at you!!!" kind of smile.

It... was... ummm.... pretty fucking embarassing.

It ended well though. Took the distraction girl home.

 

[BongoGal]

I have started asking men I am intimate with if they have any embarrassing boner stories, and so far, they all do. It seems that if you have something that grows big and hard and out of control in your pants, at some point in your life, it will happen at an awkward time. The most recent story I heard was how my friend was a high school junior and staying at his aunt's house. It was night, and he was wearing pajama bottoms over boxers. At some point, he developed a painful leg cramp in his right calf. He was stuck in serious pain, so he readily accepted the help of his college-aged female cousin. She proceeded to massage and knead the knotted muscles, and soon his leg relaxed. What didn't relax, though, was his cock. It seems that it went from zero to full-on boner in a matter of seconds, and the pajamas did nothing to keep it from acting as a tent pole. Dreadful moments passed as he hoped she would not notice, but soon enough she did. The evoked a chuckle and an eye roll from her and a snarky, "Well, I guess you're feeling better."

 

[LizVegas79]

I have started asking men I am intimate with if they have any embarrassing boner stories, and so far, they all do. It seems that if you have something that grows big and hard and out of control in your pants, at some point in your life, it will happen at an awkward time. The most recent story I heard was how my friend was a high school junior and staying at his aunt's house. It was night, and he was wearing pajama bottoms over boxers. At some point, he developed a painful leg cramp in his right calf. He was stuck in serious pain, so he readily accepted the help of his college-aged female cousin. She proceeded to massage and knead the knotted muscles, and soon his leg relaxed. What didn't relax, though, was his cock. It seems that it went from zero to full-on boner in a matter of seconds, and the pajamas did nothing to keep it from acting as a tent pole. Dreadful moments passed as he hoped she would not notice, but soon enough she did. The evoked a chuckle and an eye roll from her and a snarky, "Well, I guess you're feeling better."

Love that one!

 

[agedmac]

I have started asking men I am intimate with if they have any embarrassing boner stories, and so far, they all do. It seems that if you have something that grows big and hard and out of control in your pants, at some point in your life, it will happen at an awkward time. The most recent story I heard was how my friend was a high school junior and staying at his aunt's house. It was night, and he was wearing pajama bottoms over boxers. At some point, he developed a painful leg cramp in his right calf. He was stuck in serious pain, so he readily accepted the help of his college-aged female cousin. She proceeded to massage and knead the knotted muscles, and soon his leg relaxed. What didn't relax, though, was his cock. It seems that it went from zero to full-on boner in a matter of seconds, and the pajamas did nothing to keep it from acting as a tent pole. Dreadful moments passed as he hoped she would not notice, but soon enough she did. The evoked a chuckle and an eye roll from her and a snarky, "Well, I guess you're feeling better."

Really funny! Had a similar experience. I was college age and was visiting at my aunt's house and got an awful cramp in my calf. She was a trainer and went to work on my calf, but as she leaned over me, her ample breasts were swaying right in front of me. And so the little guy began to grow (in my gym shorts and a jock-strap). I got embarrassed even though she was focused on my calf and not higher. I said maybe we should stop and she said, 'no, no, I can see the knot coming down'. I groaned and she still stared at my calf, 'Oh hush, this should feel good by now!' I groaned again as my cock reached full erection. 'What is wrong with....' she began and then looked up and saw that my eyes down her blouse and then my erection. She paused for a second, smiled at me and said, 'oh well' and let her hand pat my knee and moved away.

 

[Strokinhardcock]

*****

 

[lovetporoleplay]

I confess. Don't laugh please.

I had just graduated high school and my mother decided to go back to college to get her nursing degree. Since she was a tad older than most of your "traditional" college students she befriended a few younger friends to invite over to occasional study groups. One night I woke up to giggling and laughing from down stairs. ( I was a freshman in college myself). Anyways? It was almost 3am so I decided to walk downstairs to see what was going on. Halfway down the straircase I heard the distinct lisp from one of my mother's friends named Joyce. She was about 23 and very pretty with a great body. I often fantasized about her in many a dream or two but considered her way out of my league.

I heard her talking about playing "nurse" with her ex boyfriend. Back then nurses were still wearing the starchy white uniforms and not scrubs. She commented on how much he loved to cum all over on her white nylons. I sat on the stairs listening attentively. As I listened I started to get a massive erection. I started touching through my shorts and figured I'd just go to my room to finish but her story had me captivated and I wanted to hear the rest. So I stayed to listen. She used the words which I never thought I'd hear her ever say. Cock, pussy, cum, to name a few which has always turned me on hearing a woman use those terms. With each dirty word she spoke, the more turned on I got. Then I heard another woman say. "Joyce, you told me Judy's ('y mom) son looks like your ex. Joyce replied " Brandy , don't weird out Judy". My mom laughed and I knew she was drinking. Then my mom said something I'd never forget. "well Joyce, if he's anything like my son, he probably masturbates 10 times a day". More laughter and I felt my erection subsiding until Joyce's reply. "maybe I should go upstairs and pay him a visit". More laughs but my erection sprung back and was now throbbing out of my shorts. I slickened my hand, leaned back, closed my eyes and kept listening as I stroked away totally impervious to anything going on. Until I heard the stair creak. Right there on the bottom step was Brandy. She smiled and said " you can finish, I won't tell". Totally embarrassed I put it away, went upstairs and was horrified.

On a side note, Brandy did talk. She must've told Joyce. But this is only the "embarrassing boner thread" and Im sensitive to following rules.

 

[loveelderlady]

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[loveelderlady]

Hi,i have always loved older and elderly ladies and have enjoyed many "relationships" over the years.On this occasion a lady mid 80s ?.ask me to call on her about a little job
I do know your reputation,she said.
We discussed the work to be done,then i tried flirting a little with her,as i quite fancied her
Lets go to the sitting room,and get comfy,she said.
As i followed her i got a real obvious BONER,and tried repositioning it,..
I had not realised,although she was in front,there was a full length mirror,she could see me in,,she stopped suddenly,and me and my BONER,bumped into her arse,nearly knocking her off her zlmmer frame.And grabbing her around her waist,but accidently actualy grabbing her breast.
I apologised,and said i found her very attractive,and she was flattered, but no.
My reputation,she told me was about the quantity,and promptness,of my work.
Not my fondness of older ladies...We did become friends,and i often worked for her.but sadly never lovers.
I think she was secretly flattered,to have her backside Bumped,,.
Love to chat to ladies,about similar situations,or anything else.
Bob,

 

[MomsCuck0909]

Most embarrassing boner story

I remember when my mom was still an aerobics instructor, she would get many men hitting on her at work. As a single mom she did what she could to provide for us, and when a married man from her gym (Tony) asked for a private glam photoshoot for his collection, her reply was an instant : "How much will you pay me for that?". I felt a strange sensation in my shorts hearing that from my mother, and the glint in her eyes was nothing short of sexy.
The following weekend i was visiting my best friend, Craig. Running out of playstation games to play, we decided to walk to my house and get a few more. Climbing over the wall of my house, we heard Kylie Minogue blaring and laughter echoing put of the living room.
Poking my head around the corner, I was stunned with the scene of my mom dressed in her black spandex leggings and 80s style leotard thong ; bending over and holding her heels while the married gym perv felt her ass and legs up. A camers set up in the corner of the room, he spanked her ass and she giggled like a naughty teenager. I'd never seen her in a submissive or weak position in my life - she had always been the strictest matriarch and goddess in my life. Now she was gearing up to be used by a married man on camera!
Craig had joined the perv party and he was licking his lips as she knelt down and grabbed Tony's cock. She sucked him and i felt my cock harden in my cycle shorts....embarrassed and ashamed. Craig had already taken his dick out and was stroking furiously whilst peeking through the blinds. Tony moaned and grabbed moms head as he came in her mouth and on her spandex leggings. He moved... and she saw us pervs watching and wanking. She flew into a fit of rage and pulled me inside, giving me a whipping with Tony's belt while her legs were stained with his cum. My cock stayed rock hard ehile they watched me take a hiding. Humiliated and completely perverted by my mother, who laughed at my wet spot where I had cum during her temper tantrum. Mommy whipped me till i came in my shorts.

 

[ShaneoD]

One at work

I can remember having a few inconvenient ones, like on a train, in class, but one that really embarrassed me was when I was 19.

I was part of a team that was refurbishing a large shop, I worked at night. The first morning I was there the personnel manager called me into her office to ask if everything was ok with my accommodation. I hadn't met her before but it turned out she was a smoking hot lady, maybe in her early forties. As she asked about the accommodation she raised a pen to her mouth. I was both tired and exhausted after a nightshift, I was wearing tracksuit bottoms at the time got an erection that almost felt painful I was so hard.

I remember saying the B&B was a bit far away and that it was costing the store more than it should in taxi's, she said it didn't matter the store had a budget. Each time she finished talking she brought the pen back to her mouth. She seemed to ask questions about things that were completely irrelevant just to watch me squirm.

I'm sure I was throbbing but dying of embarrassment at the same time.

 

[BongoGal]

I recently requested an embarrassing boner story from a male friend of mine. He told me how he was making out with a girl at a party when something caused them to stop and turn their attention to the distraction. They were sitting on a couch, and she moved to turn in her seat, and in doing so, her hand landed square on the hard tent in his jeans. He jumped and she quickly looked at where her hand was. When she realized what was happening, she quickly withdrew her hand and began apologizing. He apologized, too. Everyone was embarrassed by the boner in their midst. It was traumatic enough that they never kissed again.

I asked him if he jerked off later, and he said, "Probably."

 

[dontneedone]

I recently requested an embarrassing boner story from a male friend of mine. He told me how he was making out with a girl at a party when something caused them to stop and turn their attention to the distraction. They were sitting on a couch, and she moved to turn in her seat, and in doing so, her hand landed square on the hard tent in his jeans. He jumped and she quickly looked at where her hand was. When she realized what was happening, she quickly withdrew her hand and began apologizing. He apologized, too. Everyone was embarrassed by the boner in their midst. It was traumatic enough that they never kissed again.

I asked him if he jerked off later, and he said, "Probably."

Interesting thing is..........were they somehow surprised he had a boner?

 

[BongoGal]

Interesting thing is..........were they somehow surprised he had a boner?

She sure was! I'm sure that he was well aware of its existence. I suspect that she thought it was 'innocent' kissing. Maybe it was for her, but young guys are wired to sprout boners at the drop of a hat.

 

[agedmac]

So many when I was young

I thought there was something wrong with me; start making out with a girl and would get a hard-on...most of the time I was in jeans so I could 'cover'. One day, we were at a pool party. Snuck off with this hot girl, who pressed herself against me and moved in a little circle with her lovely breasts in the swim top. Instant hard. She giggled and I blushed and she said, 'thanks, I needed that'

My strangest one was in my mid-20s. A friend's mom, sitting on a couch with me next to her. She had covered up with a small afghan that had fallen across my lap. Her leg moved against mine and I could feel myself getting erect. I tried to think of baseball scores, cleaning the lint filter, etc. and then her hand touched my thigh. She leaned in and pointed at the tv as if she was telling me something about the movie, but in fact, it was her excuse to cup me and squeeze a bit! Her son was sitting a little to our left focused on the movie. Suddenly he jumped up and I about leaped off the couch. He said he needed to call a friend from the next room (pre-cell phones). He had barely got out of the room, when she reached down and grabbed the top of my jeans and with her other hand, drew down my zipper. I think my face was nine shades of red as she fished out my very erect cock....she pushed the Afghan off of me. Her fingers grasped my cock firmly and she said softly, "God, I would love to suck that!" I jerked in her hand and she giggled and ran her nails up and down my erection with some force. I groaned as we heard her son get off the phone. "Hey, let's go!" he yelled from the other room. She pushed my pulsing cock back into my pants and gave me a soft kiss on the cheek..... there was NEVER a second chance.

 

[agedmac]

Weirdest

The strangest was just a few years ago when a female friend at work was sitting across from me in a meeting. She kept fiddling with the top button on her blouse as she was reading the memo we were working on. And then she began biting her lower lip.......which was a sign of sexual arousal with the woman I was with at the time. So..........I started getting hard. I pushed my chair forward to put my waist below the surface of the conference table. She looked up at me and cocked her head because I was obviously flushed. "You ok?" she asked in a voice that I thought was especially sexual (which wasn't true, but I was turned on!). I nodded. About that time the guy running the meeting said we needed to end it. I was panicked because my erection was quite firm in those soft tan dress pants! She said to me, "Why don't you and I stay here for a minute and work on that last paragraph?" I nodded. Everybody else got up and left. She got up and came around to my side of the table and sat down in the chair next to mine. "What's going on?" she said in her soft voice that made my erection literally bounce! Which made me blush deeper. She pushed the side of my chair and it swivilled out and I was facing her....or more exactly, my erection was tenting my tan slacks noticeably. "Oh," she said softly, "Why....." I tried to swivel the chair back under the table but her foot had stopped it from turning. She then bit her lower lip again and I let out an involuntary moan and said, "You biting your lower lip"......... and she looked up into my eyes. It was her turn to blush and she smiled and said, "My husband claims I do that when I'm excited....." her voice trailed off as I could feel a little pre-cum moistening my crotch. She let her fingers touch the back of my hand......."Guess I should leave you alone" she whispered, her voice getting a little rough.....she stood up slowly and took one last look and left the room. Needless to say it took me a few minutes until I could get up!

 

[ShaneoD]

Sexting Session

I may have tempted faith the last time I posted here, the day after I posted I was texting someone that I was getting to know. During the conversation with about 10 minutes left of my lunch break she brought up turn ons, teasing being one of hers.

With minutes left of my break she sent me a saucy pic, I replied with something along the lines of not wanting to go back horny, I did go back but she kept on texting and sending the occasional pic. It got to the point where every time my phone vibrated with a notification my cock jumped, I have no idea if any of my colleagues noticed but I have a job that requires me to move around quite a lot so it got quite embarrassing. By the time she stopped texting my cheeks were burning up.

 

[lonelyluca]

Around a year ago I started to talk to this girl. We started off doing just srp, but pretty soon we were doing that like 3 times a day as well as sharing nudes, having phone sex, the whole nine yards. After a couple weeks my cock got conditioned to get hard anytime she messaged me. So one day I'm in class and wearing sweatpants because I had slept in and she messages me. I get instantly hard but before I can reply saying I can't talk right now, my teacher calls me to the front to write something on the board. As I get up there I turn around and because of my sweats, everyone can see my boner and they start laughing. It took me like 6 months before I started wearing sweats in public again.

 

[Paul_Chance]

True story. About this time of year here in this part of California the new runners start to hit the road either firming up for the holiday party circuit or getting a jump on new years resolutions.

About three weeks ago I was out for an early evening run to burn off some stress and this youngish woman, a college student, is standing on the corner looking around in her running gear, so I stopped to see if I could help, since she kind of had a lost look on her face.

She is new to the neighborhood and didn't quite know how to run (which turns to take, here it's easy to get trapped on a cul de sac and have to double-back). So, I am giving her some easy routes to follow.

All the while she's doing yoga stretches and jogging up and down. She's in long form fitting running pants and a form fitting athletic top, with her hair in a pony tail. After we finish talking she takes off on one of the routes I suggested. I watch her go then turn to finish my run.

LOL - I get about a hundred yards down the road and have to stop and walk the rest of the way. Not because I am tired or anything but because I've got a boner and it was chafing badly. Never run with a boner!

 

[LizVegas79]

True story. About this time of year here in this part of California the new runners start to hit the road either firming up for the holiday party circuit or getting a jump on new years resolutions.

About three weeks ago I was out for an early evening run to burn off some stress and this youngish woman, a college student, is standing on the corner looking around in her running gear, so I stopped to see if I could help, since she kind of had a lost look on her face.

She is new to the neighborhood and didn't quite know how to run (which turns to take, here it's easy to get trapped on a cul de sac and have to double-back). So, I am giving her some easy routes to follow.

All the while she's doing yoga stretches and jogging up and down. She's in long form fitting running pants and a form fitting athletic top, with her hair in a pony tail. After we finish talking she takes off on one of the routes I suggested. I watch her go then turn to finish my run.

LOL - I get about a hundred yards down the road and have to stop and walk the rest of the way. Not because I am tired or anything but because I've got a boner and it was chafing badly. Never run with a boner!

OMG - that's too funny Paul!

You poor guys lol

 

[Paul_Chance]

OMG - that's too funny Paul!

You poor guys lol

LOL - I like being able to have a boner, but damn, sometimes that thing can be inconvenient.