Concerning women who are larger then average: An experiment.

[Black_Bird]

Fill water balloon with warm water and hold it against your genitailia for thirty minutes, rocking it back and fourth. Do the same with a rough stone, again, rocking the stone against your genitailia.

Record results.

 

[PacificBlue]

 

[roxanne69]

Can't we all (larger than average and everyone else) just rub our genitalia against your av? It looks like that would be much more fun!

 

[Black_Bird]

Point is, sleeping with some "thin" women is like sleeping with a bag of stones and sticks... Not comfortable.

 

[Black_Bird]

Can't we all (larger than average and everyone else) just rub our genitalia against your av? It looks like that would be much more fun!

Sure; I'm sure Trent Reznor will appreciate it.

 

[PacificBlue]

Point is, sleeping with some "thin" women is like sleeping with a bag of stones and sticks... Not comfortable.

oooohhhh but what if I don't want to be thought of as a water balloon? What if I pop and get you all wet?

 

[StrawberryPez]

I'm suddenly very happy that I'm not a bag of sticks and stones.

 

[Black_Bird]

oooohhhh but what if I don't want to be thought of as a water balloon? What if I pop and get you all wet?

... I thought that was the idea.

 

[Guest]

Point is, sleeping with some "thin" women is like sleeping with a bag of stones and sticks... Not comfortable.

LOL, think anyone will believe you?

I do agree, BTW.

 

[roxanne69]

Sure; I'm sure Trent Reznor will appreciate it.

who is trent reznor? (no i don't watch tv, haven't in 10 yrs)

 

[PacificBlue]

... I thought that was the idea.

Oh yah... I guess it is a win/win!

 

[Killswitch]

I'm suddenly very happy that I'm not a bag of sticks and stones.

You could substitute Pez's funbags for the water balloon.....lol

 

[Black_Bird]

who is trent reznor? (no i don't watch tv, haven't in 10 yrs)

Trent Reznor is the lead singer of a band by the name of Nine Inch Nails. The av I had up a minute ago was of him.

 

[Killswitch]

who is trent reznor? (no i don't watch tv, haven't in 10 yrs)

Singer for the band Nine Inch Nails...or NIN.

 

[Epiphany]

So I'm more like a warm water balloon than a rough stone?

I like that....

 

[Black_Bird]

You could substitute Pez's funbags for the water balloon.....lol

No... Not really. Nothing can simulate the complete ecstasy of Pez's breast up against one's genitialia.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Point is, sleeping with some "thin" women is like sleeping with a bag of stones and sticks... Not comfortable.

And here I was thinkin the idea of fat chicks fucking weird objects was a fetish thing for you.

So um... I should nix the diet thing I'm startin in the morning? Wouldn't want to become a bag of sticks and rocks.

 

[red_rose]

My boyfriend is like the warm water balloon... but first thing in the morning, his hard stone pokes me in the ass.

I don't mind that.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Have you ever slept with a woman who was so thin that she caused you physical discomfort or are you just theorizing?

 

[Shingen]

Point is, sleeping with some "thin" women is like sleeping with a bag of stones and sticks... Not comfortable.

I myself wouldn't say that sleeping with a "thin" woman is like sleeping with a bag of stones and sticks.

What is "thin" anyway?

Jennifer Aniston kind of thin?
Calista Flockhart kind of thin?
Britney Spears kind of thin?

 

[Black_Bird]

And here I was thinkin the idea of fat chicks fucking weird objects was a fetish thing for you.

So um... I should nix the diet thing I'm startin in the morning? Wouldn't want to become a bag of sticks and rocks.

*chuckles*

 

[penguindance]

 

[Black_Bird]

Have you ever slept with a woman who was so thin that she caused you physical discomfort or are you just theorizing?

It is from experience...

 

[superlittlegirl]

Wow. She must have been really thin. I've shared a bed with some pretty thin people, and I have never felt poked by them. Was she healthy and everything?

It is from experience...

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

I've slept with extremely thin women, and the only uncomfortable boniness was their elbows...but all elbows are bad when they hit you in the temple at 3 AM.