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For the first time since forever, a baseball team located in Washington, D.C. is in the World Series. Leading 2 games to 1 over the Houston Astros, the Washington Nationals are the favorites to win it all. A momentous feat, should it come to pass.
Such a historical undertaking would naturally necessitate people of some note throwing out the first pitch for each game. The supposed president of the United States said he would throw out the first pitch if the series, a best of 7, went to game five. Because the Astros won game three, there is a guaranteed game five.
Similar to his draft dodging, the con artist has now come up with an excuse not to throw out the first pitch in this history game.
Apparently his already fat prominence, combined with his centaur-like stance due to the lifts in his shoes, has dissuaded him from appearing but not running off at the mouth.
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/president-trump-attend-world-series-sunday-lasts-long/story?id=66511528
https://twitter.com/DrGJackBrown/status/1122709817150230528/photo/1
https://twitter.com/DrGJackBrown/status/1122711069493882880/photo/1
Such a historical undertaking would naturally necessitate people of some note throwing out the first pitch for each game. The supposed president of the United States said he would throw out the first pitch if the series, a best of 7, went to game five. Because the Astros won game three, there is a guaranteed game five.
Similar to his draft dodging, the con artist has now come up with an excuse not to throw out the first pitch in this history game.
"I don’t know," he said, when asked if he would do it. "They’re going to dress me up in a lot of heavy armor. I’ll look too heavy.”
Apparently his already fat prominence, combined with his centaur-like stance due to the lifts in his shoes, has dissuaded him from appearing but not running off at the mouth.
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/president-trump-attend-world-series-sunday-lasts-long/story?id=66511528
https://twitter.com/DrGJackBrown/status/1122709817150230528/photo/1
https://twitter.com/DrGJackBrown/status/1122711069493882880/photo/1
