computer repair classics?

sirhugs

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I don't know about you, but every time that I ask my daughter to troubleshoot something on my computer, i wonder whether she'll stumble across my porn. What would she say?

Sort of a classic trope, to have the family techie discover the MC's secret kinks. Then act on them.

where would you go with this?
 
There's a hilarious BBC podcast called "my dad wrote a porno."

BBC = British Broadcasting Corporation, not what you thought.
 
I've had a thought about a widow (Mary) whose laptop has died, and she hires a young woman (Gail) from her apartment complex to help update her late husband's laptop and move the files from her old hard drive. I've never done a purely lesbian story, and I thought this would be a good one. It would still be a MILF story, which checks all my boxes.

Gail finds her husband's porn collection and Mary is surprised. "What is it with men and porn?" she asks offhandedly.
"That's nothing, you should see my collection. I've got twelve gigs of classic porn." Gail says with a smile and shrugs. "Mostly lesbian."
Mary is suddenly overcome imagining her sexy neighbor masturbating to a ladies-only porn movie.
"I might like that," she says softly and their eyes meet.
 
I've seen multiple LW stories that start with a wife discovering her husband's collection of cuck/hotwife porn. At first, of course, she's horrified, but eventually she decides that if he's into it, there wouldn’t be anything wrong with it.

The most interesting twist on the idea I've come up with so far is gender-flipping it. A husband discovers that the common trait of the MMCs of the "spicy" novels his wife reads isn't anything about his appearance or personality, but the fact that the FMC isn't his wife, and starts to wonder what he can get away with...
 
The best thing about a story like this is that it would need to be chock full of computer puns. Jokes about "hard drives" and "floppies" and "going down" and "Trojans" and "RAM" and "joysticks" and "unzipping" and ...... well, I think we all get the idea.
 
A friend of mine asked for help with his computer being slow. I found some temp files slowing it down, a few other things that needed some maintenance. Got that all sorted. then another place that i used to find helped improve speed was a directory windows put a file in each time you had a crash, but there was no way to acces those, so I normally delete them.

As I am poking around I find a directory with some pretty hot photos of a woman using all sorts of vegetables, household items as dildoes, no faces shown, them FUCK its his misses. She was hotter than I imagined. I had a lot of trouble keeping a straight face when I took the computer back to them. Wish I had made some copies for myself.
 
A guy who operates a computer repair business has one of his young techs bring him a laptop that they can't figure out the problem. He turns it on and starts checking through operating systems, etc., with no luck. He runs a diagnostic program and is led to a secure file that he believes is corrupting the system. Once he gets it opened, he finds photographic evidence of his wife cheating with the man who brought in the computer.

What's the business owner's next move? It is ethical to use evidence that is supposed to be private to confront his wife? Or something diabolical, like maybe a little random program so that anytime the man turns on the computer, a message pops up on his home screen that says, "I know who you're screwing, and it's time her husband knows as well."

I'm not up to write a BTB story, but I don't mind sharing the idea.
 
Or something diabolical, like maybe a little random program so that anytime the man turns on the computer, a message pops up on his home screen that says, "I know who you're screwing, and it's time her husband knows as well."
I like this a lot. Imagine the panic? Then our PC owner calls his illicit lover and tells her they are caught? What is she going to do?
 
I like this a lot. Imagine the panic? Then our PC owner calls his illicit lover and tells her they are caught? What is she going to do?
I admit I was thinking of Poe's "The Telltale Heart" as I was writing this. I think there are lots of ways to slowly drive the man crazy with things that keep popping up on all of his communications devices. And of course, each time a new one appears, where does he take his computer to get it fixed?
 
PC repair person gets computer and fixes it and finds vintage digitized porn. Like from the days where you had to crank a wheel while cranking it…and it has their client. They go through more and find what appears to be different ages and camera sources that have been digitized on the computer leading up today, and client is in each of them.

Repair person confronts client and she admits the truth: she is an immortal or long lived being who enjoys sex and has been updating and digitizing her recorded exploits through the decades. She then pulls out her new 8k camera and asks if repair person would like to be part of that journey
 
The tech finds that the owner is a bit of a wiz in VR that becomes more real than virtual. Think Weird Science, the creation can materialize out of the screen into the real world via 3d printer or hologram.

The problem that needs to be solved could the creation's desires ... a diabolical need to do the same thing every night ... try to take over the world.

Or maybe the voice is off. It looks like Kelly LeBrock, but talks like Pauly Shore or Minnie Mouse.
 
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