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SpiceCake said:My clock on my computer loses about 2 minutes each day! Why is this happening? How can I fix it? What's the deal?
RastaPope said:You may need a new cmos battery.
Indigo.Rose said:Your computer is fucking with your head on purpose, it is trying to tell you something.
Stop sitting in front of it naked, you are frying it's memory chip.
Hanns_Schmidt said:Yeah good idea
then lose your BIOS settings
what a fucking numbnut
don't advise with shit you know nothing about
keep your trap shut
Hanns_Schmidt said:Again, lets keep this on track
you spouted a load of shit about computing, because you know fuck all
Me, who knows all....bitch slapped you and corrected your retarded comments
Now clean up that drool bitch, and go post some more about me
Indigo.Rose said:
You lump me with Hanns because you can't force that last brain cell to come up with a proper category for me. Slow and slutty, way to go you!! You're a fucking superstar.
Hanns_Schmidt said:Ok yes Bob..you genius....she'll be able to tell the time
But her PC will be fucked up, with cunted up factory setting BIOS config
Good idea Bob
Come round and help me with my network,...you genius
ahaha@the doofus...really though..joking aside...keep your mouth shut about PC's...you're making a mockery of yourself
Is this nuclear clock you speak of... Can it be blown up by Bin Laden?Bob_Bytchin said:Instead of replacing the CMOS chip, just get a program that synchronizes your system time with a nuclear clock. You can have it adjust the time once a day, every hour, every minute...whatever time period you want.
islandman said:One has to wonder how many brain cells were in use when you posted a link to fuck with someone's computer.
I'm guessing <1. Then again, i'm in a generous mood today.
Indigo.Rose said:Well, that would be a relavant statement if I had posted a link to fuck with people's computers. What I did post was a link to make people laugh. There was no malicious efforts put into posting the link, I simply thought people would laugh, it's not my fault you're all tight asses.