compulsive liars.

[dolf]

they can be dangerous people to be around if you aren't aware of what they are.

but once you figure it out they're supremely entertaining!
the dramas they'll concoct to gain a little attention, the twists they add in to stretch a drama out, the about turns, back stepping and frantic wriggling when someone points out a flaw in their story.

there's always something going on and there's always a need to tell people about it.

*sigh*

you guys must have had some amusing encounters with a few. or a theory on why they do it and didn't grow out of that shit by third grade.

...by the way, i got a hippo for xmas. i took it to crufts and it won first prize, but then it got hippo flu and died

 

[MarcelineTheVampireQueen]

I got a new house, but then er- it went away I dunno. (I'mma bad lier )

 

[Bert Notorius]

the only person i ever had to fire was a compulsive liar...and a thief. i think he was actually able to convince himself he was telling the truth.

great salesman though.

 

[blobfish]

My uncle is a compulsive liar. I cut my communication with him down drastically as a result. I'd rather not have a conversation with someone if every other sentence is a lie.

Speaking of compulsive liars, I am convinced that the continent of Australia doesn't really exist. I've never seen it in person, and I've only heard descriptions from generally unreliable people. If you stop to look at the whole thing, it's really quite silly. Mammals laying eggs? It's crazy.

 

[dolf]

the only person i ever had to fire was a compulsive liar...and a thief. i think he was actually able to convince himself he was telling the truth.

great salesman though.

i missed that off and it might actually be the most entertaining part: how much they can convince themselves of. i'm sure that the thefts were entirely justified in his mind too.

 

[Aquagal]

I know of a mother and daughter duo. At first I was irritated at their embellishments. Now that I know their game, I keep them around for entertainment value. As long as they don't try to sweep me and mine up into their drama.

Case in point: took a very young girlfriend on vacation with me to Mexico last Jan. Her lam-o bf hadn't worked in two years. But according to everyone we met, he was home on his 2 and 2, being house bitch while she vacayed and in between his drill rig job(got fired and black balled) and crab fishing in the Bering Sea (he hadn't fished in 7 years). I just smiled and let her tell her stories.

 

[dolf]

I know of a mother and daughter duo. At first I was irritated at their embellishments. Now that I know their game, I keep them around for entertainment value. As long as they don't try to sweep me and mine up into their drama.

Case in point: took a very young girlfriend on vacation with me to Mexico last Jan. Her lam-o bf hadn't worked in two years. But according to everyone we met, he was home on his 2 and 2, being house bitch while she vacayed and in between his drill rig job(got fired and black balled) and crab fishing in the Bering Sea (he hadn't fished in 7 years). I just smiled and let her tell her stories.

did lam-o become more of a catch with each telling?
did she show any awareness at all that you must know she's fibbing?
does black balling involve paint that takes several baths to remove?

 

[Aquagal]

did lam-o become more of a catch with each telling?
did she show any awareness at all that you must know she's fibbing?
does black balling involve paint that takes several baths to remove?

Yes, she pined more and more for him as the days went on. So instead of the first day contemplating making him move out, because he only fucks when he's a slobbering drunk and has no job, to then he had a 9 inch dick and she can only cum when he chokes her.

One time I caught her up on the fishing story, she shot me a dirty look.

Black balling is when a worker has been fired and word in the industry is to never hire him again.

 

[Byron In Exile]

they can be dangerous people to be around if you aren't aware of what they are.

but once you figure it out they're supremely entertaining!
the dramas they'll concoct to gain a little attention, the twists they add in to stretch a drama out, the about turns, back stepping and frantic wriggling when someone points out a flaw in their story.

there's always something going on and there's always a need to tell people about it.

*sigh*

you guys must have had some amusing encounters with a few. or a theory on why they do it and didn't grow out of that shit by third grade.

...by the way, i got a hippo for xmas. i took it to crufts and it won first prize, but then it got hippo flu and died

One of my best friends is also a pathological liar.

Why we stayed friends, I don't know. Every time he's busted in a lie, it's supposed to be funny. "Oh, you figured out the joke!" Lol, haha, etc.

 

[dolf]

Yes, she pined more and more for him as the days went on. So instead of the first day contemplating making him move out, because he only fucks when he's a slobbering drunk and has no job, to then he had a 9 inch dick and she can only cum when he chokes her.

One time I caught her up on the fishing story, she shot me a dirty look.

Black balling is when a worker has been fired and word in the industry is to never hire him again.

haha! that part is so predictable. he starts off as a bum and ends up as someone you should totally envy her for bagging.

why is it called black balling?

One of my best friends is also a pathological liar.

Why we stayed friends, I don't know. Every time he's busted in a lie, it's supposed to be funny. "Oh, you figured out the joke!" Lol, haha, etc.

tell me a funny story about it then

 

[parodyluvr75]

I don't like them, they wear me out.

I was with one. Not compulsive exactly, but you could catch him red handed and he'd deny it feverishly or try to spin it and make it somehow your fault.

Exhausting.

I'm sorry about your hippo, they're frail creatures.

 

[Aquagal]

haha! that part is so predictable. he starts off as a bum and ends up as someone you should totally envy her for bagging.

why is it called black balling?

tell me a funny story about it then

I've no idea how it came to be known by that reference. Lying must be based on some attention whoring from insecurities, I presume. I shake my head at that as she is a very beautiful woman, but I know that outer beauty isn't who we are as people.

 

[Byron In Exile]

tell me a funny story about it then

Oh, lord. The thousands of lies.

And you want to hear a funny story about one of them?

They went on, and on, and on...

He would steal pens off the top of my piano when he came over. Just because I had a kickass job as a computer engineer, and he worked for Sears as a washer and dryer repairman. I could get pens for free, and he couldn't. You see how this relationship was working? Every time he left, my pens were fucking gone. I confronted him about it, and he totally denied it. They finally asked me, at work, why I needed so many pens.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I've no idea how it came to be known by that reference. Lying must be based on some attention whoring from insecurities, I presume. I shake my head at that as she is a very beautiful woman, but I know that outer beauty isn't who we are as people.

No, it's based on survival.

Lying is a craft.

 

[Aquagal]

Piano?

*In my best Scooby Doo voice*

 

[Byron In Exile]

I don't like them, they wear me out.

I was with one. Not compulsive exactly, but you could catch him red handed and he'd deny it feverishly or try to spin it and make it somehow your fault.

Exhausting.

I'm sorry about your hippo, they're frail creatures.

She can wear down any animal.

 

[Aquagal]

No, it's based on survival.

Lying is a craft.

Survival. How so? This is where German is so spot on in "Wie so'. I don't know why I thought that.

 

[dolf]

I don't like them, they wear me out.

I was with one. Not compulsive exactly, but you could catch him red handed and he'd deny it feverishly or try to spin it and make it somehow your fault.

Exhausting.

I'm sorry about your hippo, they're frail creatures.

he was the world's smartest hippo and he invented the microchip,
but gave away the patent because he wasn't into materialistic shit.

I've no idea how it came to be known by that reference. Lying must be based on some attention whoring from insecurities, I presume. I shake my head at that as she is a very beautiful woman, but I know that outer beauty isn't who we are as people.

i bet byron knows.

Oh, lord. The thousands of lies.

And you want to hear a funny story about one of them?

They went on, and on, and on...

He would steal pens off the top of my piano when he came over. Just because I had a kickass job as a computer engineer, and he worked for Sears as a washer and dryer repairman. I could get pens for free, and he couldn't. You see how this relationship was working? Every time he left, my pens were fucking gone. I confronted him about it, and he totally denied it. They finally asked me, at work, why I needed so many pens.

yeah... why is is called black balling?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Piano?

*In my best Scooby Doo voice*

I rented it for two years.

Probably should have bought it.

Best of the Studio Uprights.

I tried them all out.

 

[blobfish]

I believe that blackballing was an early form of ostracism in which a man's testicles were dipped in inedible ink. It was soon discovered, though, that this had the opposite effect as was intended, because it only made the man's penis seem larger.

Either that, or it came from the practice of using black and white balls to cast secret ballots.

I'm not sure which.

 

[Byron In Exile]

he was the world's smartest hippo and he invented the microchip,
but gave away the patent because he wasn't into materialistic shit.

Pirate hippo. This case is closed.

i bet byron knows.

You can bet your ass on that.

yeah... why is is called black balling?

That's Baltimore, Maryland.

It's not your jurisdiction.

 

[Aquagal]

I rented it for two years.

Probably should have bought it.

Best of the Studio Uprights.

I tried them all out.

I'm thinking you must play classical? Jazz?

 

[dolf]

I'm thinking you must play classical? Jazz?

chopsticks.

 

[Aquagal]

chopsticks.

Ahahahaaa!!!

 

[Byron In Exile]

I'm thinking you must play classical? Jazz?

Bach.

And Chopin and Beethoven.

Chopin was the pianist.

Beethoven was a bit of an oaf. Great with an orchestra, though.