complaints desk

[bg23]

got a complaint?
an issue with something, someone, some...place?

c'mere...i'll have a solution, guaranteed

or your money back.

 

[JammieDodger]

My brother owes me 45 quid, he's apparently wired it, I haven't gotten it, its been several days now... should I set him on fire?

Also, I keep posting annoying crap, should I set me on fire? I've always wondered how it'd feel, painfull? Or would it be so hot that your nerve cells would go all kaboom before they could send pain signals?

 

[nitengale]

As a matter of fact, I do.

Spring is not getting here fast enough. I need warmth, the sun beating down on me. Can you get it here faster?

Thanks in advance.

 

[bg23]

if you set him on fire, you won't get any money
threaten to sell his biggest secret to his worst enemy

if you set yourself on fire i'm sure you'd stop posting annoying crap
but only if you were dead
make sure the dead part is included.

...

i am practicing my callous and ruthless routine. how am i doin'?

 

[JammieDodger]

if you set him on fire, you won't get any money
threaten to sell his biggest secret to his worst enemy

if you set yourself on fire i'm sure you'd stop posting annoying crap
but only if you were dead
make sure the dead part is included.

...

i am practicing my callous and ruthless routine. how am i doin'?

I think his worst enemy is a really really big lefty... or me... and the biggest secret I know of his is that he has my money and hasn't given it back yet... I'm not doing great, am I?

I think jumping off a cliff is the way to go to be honest.

I reckon you're doing okay, don't know what callous means though, I've intended to look it up for the past decade but never have gotten round to it. Ruthless though, yes, you've pushed me over the edge, PUSHED OVER THE EDGE! (you've pushed me over the edge)... or not... but lets pretend you have so you feel tough and so forth.

 

[bg23]

As a matter of fact, I do.

Spring is not getting here fast enough. I need warmth, the sun beating down on me. Can you get it here faster?

Thanks in advance.

move to somewhere warmer.
preferably not canada.
is it warm in hawaii?

 

[Unafraid]

The world and all of it's people continue refusing to conform to the way I want things to be. Don't they understand that perception is reality, and I perceive my needs to be infinitely more important than theirs?

 

[Sean]

Aw man, I thought beeg was back. But it turns out to have been bumped by the most boring poster lit has ever had.

 

[Liar]

Isn't the whole GB a bigass complaint desk?

 

[Saint Peter]

Aw man, I thought beeg was back. But it turns out to have been bumped by the most boring poster lit has ever had.

Likewise.