Come on feel the Funboy........

[InternationalFunboy]

Hello again WileyKits and WileyKats...come sit on uncle funboy's lap and let me tell you a story...

So awhile bacK I hear about a girl I know eating peppermint candy and going down on her boyfriend. I think this is the coolest thing. I can't WAIT to try this out....
Well time goes by and I haven't been near a willing mouth in a while and the popularity of the fresh-maker dick-shaker thing seems to have worn off. So I'll proabably get laughed at if I ask for it now, right? Well this got me to thinking......there must be plenty of short-lived sexual fads out there much like this one. So let's hear it....what silly, fun, sex thing lasted almost as long as jLo and Pdiddy but made you smile more ? The winner (most named, or most creative) gets a roll of Mentos...

 

[Starfish]

I can't have Mentos.

I want a different prize!

You think that's refreshing?


*Warning: Do not try this at home!*

I had been so kind to give a young gentleman friend a rub down on his tired back muscles, using Icy/Hot gel.
After an exellent massage, he flipped over from under me, and he we bagan to fool around. My hands were dry of the gel by the time I had his cock in my hand, so I gave it no thought. It was a matter of a minute of my stroking and he spewd a fountain of come. We both just looked puzzeled, because he had no idea it was going to happen, and this was highly irregular for him. It wasn't until the cool/heat of the menthol kicked in, that we knew why.


Moral: It doesn't matter if your skin is dry. It is still on your hands if you don't wash them and, the thin membranous skin of the human genitalia is very pourus to mentol! Man did his cock tingle for 2 hours after that. I felt bad because I guess it was an annoying feeling, so I made myself go through it to set us even. YEP! that shit'll make you come in under a minute, for sure!

 

[InternationalFunboy]

So, G.......I see your schwartz is as big as mine. Nice angle too...

That was a great story......THANK you for being the only person here to repond to what I thought would be a great, fun opportunity (especially for the sexually creative types that I assume hang out here)to just go off and have fun.

Oh well maybe next time....thanks, doll ;-)

As the only contestant i suppose you win the prize. Name it...

 

[Starfish]

Lies on floor, raises legs, and spreads them revealing her shaven pussy



Got a mint?



Seriously though, I don't know if people realize that it doesn't have to be about metholated materials.


Anyway, you are creative, and you won't be held down by the low turn out.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Perhaps you might consider lengthening the time you think as a good response time. Didn't get here til after 11 my time. That, and I really didn't understand you. Clarity is good. We are an international audience, after all. Whats a jolo and pididdly?

 

[Starfish]

Yeah, Clarity is good. What exactly does that mean, there IFB?

KM, I think this thread slipped to something like page 3 and a day and a half later I responded to it.
Then It was brought up by us again, ang that is when you saw it here. It has been here for sometime. Excuses, Excuses!

Actually, I think the problem is FunBoy himself.
He isn't just giving the mints away.
You have to earn them, and now, with the potential recession, people are having no time for just winning Mentos.
People need stuff like bread, vegetables and meat.

 

[Mischka]

Whats a jolo and pididdly?

That's J.Lo, as in Jennifer Lopez, and Pdiddy, as in Puff Daddy. Why I know this I cannot imagine.

And IFB, you've never had a minty blow job? I thought that was the purpose of Altoids. And Creme de Menthe.

As for silly sex fads, this isn't really a fad, but I saw an elephant trunk g-string at the lingerie store. If my guy ever wore that thing, I would die laughing on the spot.

 

[Problem Child]

alternating between sips of hot tea and sucking on an ice cube is nice.

 

[Mischka]

Ooh, I like that one, PC. I've done the ice cubes, but hadn't thought of the tea. Think it's time for me to be going now...

 

[InternationalFunboy]

G....if you keep flaunting your water-lilly my way I'm going to have to stick my pididdly in your jolo..

Sorry Muffin, I'm not making fun of you, I'm just trying to make some fun in general....I WAS a little narrow-minded in assuming EVERYONE here was up on american pop-culture. My apologies... On the same token, don't ever be afraid to ask, OK?

To Misch, thanks for the save, gal......and no I've never had a minty BJ...like I said, I was, and still am DYING to try all this fun stuff out. You're right about the Altoids too, but "Curiously Strong Hummer" just didn't have the right ring to it....
Now, elephant g-strings are funny to me too BUT, here in N.O. I saw, suspended from the ceiling of a shop downtown, a full sized anatomically correct inflatable pig. Big pink asshole just blazing......I've never been the same since.

To PC, i had the ice treatment once......it was fun becuase it was new but I honestly found it to be a bit distracting. She had it and me in her mouth at the same time. Maybe ice, dong, ice, dong, ice dong would have been better. It was a shortlived relationship anyway...we never got to really explore each other.

Thanks for posting everyone.

 

[Starfish]

Where is N.O.?

I am stuck with North Ontario?
Or North Oklahoma..

Huh?

 

[InternationalFunboy]

New Orleans... rubber pig capital of the US.

 

[Starfish]

LOL!

So what makes you so international? Do you like to do ladies of all nationalities?

I have been to the rubber pig with nasty red asshole capital of the world, but didn't see a rubber pig with a red asshole.

I am bummed.

Do you like beads and titties?
I do. But alas, I have yet to attend a mardi gras cause i find drunk people repugnant.
huh.

So, It is early there, isn't it? I am not sure if time applys in that city though. It didn't seem to when I was there.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

You'd have to lift my Knickers up to see what's so International about me... and yes I'd like to Tour the Poon World, so to speak but I don't get much play here at home so this is little more than a fantasy.

However I say BEADS AND TITTIES ALL AROUND.....I love the boob thing. I can't believe these gals are so willing! They'd NEVER do it anywhere else.....
The beads are an unfortunate side-effect to living here. Don't get me wrong, I'm SUCH the bead whore when it's going on, but if I stuff another year's load into that Hefty in my closet it'll erupt and flood my living room with a bead-tsunami...

If you want to do a mardi gras with more class, come uptown near my place. More regal parades, more locals, no bourbon street tourist totally wasted, crap. But that scene is only 5 miles away.. and it can be fun, buh-leeve me...

I posted this morning at around 6:30AM my time. I have to check the weather in the morning since my cable went out to see if it's a safe day to ride my motorcycle to work AND stay dry at the same time.

I enjoyed your cuke thread by the way

 

[TinaG13]

Okay...

*runs into thread and cops a quick feel on the funboy and then runs out again*

 

[Starfish]

I hope you had a good day at work.
LOL about the bead Tsunami.... Too funny.

Yeah, the cuke thread. Pretty sexful as Siren would put it.

You should have seen it.. I was naked the whole time...

Tina, He has a nice butt, doesn't he?

 

[TinaG13]

G.R.

Yes. He sure does! I wonder if that's part of the reason he is called funboy.

 

[Starfish]

I wonder too.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

You gals are making me blush........and copping feels on my rosy cheeks no less! I should take you BOTH over my knee!

 

[TinaG13]

Would you?

Please?

 

[Guest]

Hey Funboy why is your e-mail lipstickbitch@buffymail.com

You sure you're a boy?

 

[Starfish]

Ohhh, That's funny.


All the same, I love the ladies.

Besides, I don't know too many ladies who would say "Poon World" or what he said before.

God, Funboy, you are hilarious. I just know you did that on purpose. What shade do you like better. Divine Wine or Prissy Pink?

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Tina you hot little vixen...
Your ass'll be purple before the night is through!

And curious.....lipstickbitch is my inner slut ;-)

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Hey G...I like the pink of a freshly slapped bottom methinks.........do they have that one, or do I need to concoct it myself??
All i know is that SOMEBODY's getting that ass played like the bongos beofre I turn in

 

[TinaG13]

Tina you hot little vixen...
Your ass'll be purple before the night is through!

And curious.....lipstickbitch is my inner slut ;-)

Oooooooh purple IS my favorite color!