come in and get absolved by Saint Francisco

[graceanne]

*peaks in thread*

MY EYES! MY POOR INNOCENT EYES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

 

[Miss Diva]

My poor child, you have clearly been possessed by demons. We will have to perform an exorcism, Saint Francisco style.

First we will have to actually re-enact your dream so you can fully understand the horror of what you have been dreaming.
Then we will have to have regular sessions where we will pray for your soul together, followed by re-enactments of your dreams so that you can fully repent your sins.

I will say a prayer for your soul:

I give you this dream;
I offer you, now, all the pain you shall endure;
I offer you, now, all the pleasure you shall endure;
I offer you, now, all the ecstasy that you can endure;
I promise to accept, all of the difficulty, pain and pleasure I can take from you;
I will help you to conduct yourself in a manner pleasing to me.

Amen.

Saint Francisco.

Should I kneel naked at your feet and render you homage. Please guide this poor lost soul.

 

[snowy ciara]

*peaks in thread*

MY EYES! MY POOR INNOCENT EYES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

lolol.... Is there some new definition of innocent that the rest of us missed?