Colostomies and Sex

[Masterslilbidet]

I have a playmate/friend who has a colostomy. Master wishes to use her colostomy for his sexual gratification. Does anyone have advice about how to safely accomplish colostomy penetration? Do we need to use lube?


Huggles and g'day from bidet

 

[A Desert Rose]

I have a playmate/friend who has a colostomy. Master wishes to use her colostomy for his sexual gratification. Does anyone have advice about how to safely accomplish colostomy penetration? Do we need to use lube?


Huggles and g'day from bidet

I'm struggling here... Have to keep reminding myself that it is I who is strange.

 

[incubus'_sub]

You and I both.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Actually

i have a better volley.

Why haven't you undergone elective surgery for a colostomy?

Seems it would solve the shitty little problem all around.

 

[cinnamonstick]

It would be a bad idea to try that. The colon could be torn easily. Nothing bigger than a finger is recommended inserted.

 

[Vixandra]

Okay, I'm going to act like this is a real question and not a troll or sheer idiot posting.

Lets start simple- a colostmy is placed because a person's bowel system isn't working normally. Causes may be cancer, infection from hell, severe trauma, whatever, its not working right. So fecal matter has to be re-routed though an opening in the skin where the colon is plugged through.
Colostomy care is not that difficult as long as some basic principals are kept in mind.
1) Cleanliness of the site. Allowing the skin around the colostomy itself to become saturated in fecal matter and become irritated could lead to a break down of said skin. This could lead to a very nasty skin infection that could, probably land the person in the hospital on powerful antibiotics. Shit has some very nasty bugs in it. Fecal matter that isn't fully processed is even worse.

2) Care of the colostmy itself. The stoma formed by the colon opening out into the world is very delicate. The skin should always be a healthy warm pink and not have an sores or black spots on it. These could indicate tissue death and worse.

3) Only a doctor or medical professional should be messing inside of the stoma due to its fragile nature. Screwing it up could mean another surgury for the person with it not to mention possible legal/abuse charges for the person fucking with it.

So, to sum up- trying to fuck a person's stoma/colostomy is a VERY VERY VERY BAD, dangerous idea and should not be attempted by any sane person. I realize that some people are into scat play and such things, but this is not safe. This could seriously harm your partner.

Plus, as an added bonus, there's the sheer ickyness factor. A person with a stoma has NO control over when and how much fecal matter it will put out. Trust me- its NASTY stuff that comes out of those. I've worked with stoma patients and I'd rather wipe shit off a paralized patient's ass then deal with another stoma. I've a pretty strong stomach and that kept hitting my gag reflex. Just eww.
Hard limit for me.



Legal not- I'm am not a doctor nor do I play one on TV. So if you fuck up its not my fault and I'm not paying your medical bills nor those of anyone you talk to. Have a nice day.

 

[Aeroil]

Yeah Vixandra has a point, even if you are real, bidet, you're quite the oddity, so you're going to have to work towards making people believe you, don't take it personally. But one really doesn't need a medical background to see that penetrating a colostomy is a very bad idea.

 

[Killishandra]

*ahem*

When this thread was put out I wrote a long reply very similar to Vixandra's. My mother had an ileostomy, which is essentially the same proceedure just done at a different point in the intestines (the ileum.) However, I was speaking to someone from lit on my YIM at the time and they convinced me that this thread is a nothing more than a sick joke. So I erased my reprimanding message and left it at that.

I certainly hope you are joking bidet. What kind of thread are we going to see next from you? Questions on creating an good snuff film?

I wonder who's alt you are.

 

[babiesmiles]

I have a playmate/friend who has a colostomy. Master wishes to use her colostomy for his sexual gratification. Does anyone have advice about how to safely accomplish colostomy penetration? Do we need to use lube?


Huggles and g'day from bidet

Oh my ! Even the trolls aren't the good ones of old times anymore !!!

I second Killshandra ( and other people who wrote on here I dare to guess ) on this item wondering what we 'll have to see in next days from you Masterlilbidet !!

I think I could easily ignore all the sick stuffs you are posting around but as I'm a stubborn , unpleasant ,provocative and endowed with average cleverness person I must say I'm rather annoyed about your kind of posts .....

.....ok ..." cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war" ..now . I dont care !!

...... but I had to show my thoughts about it cause sometimes not talking is rather like to agree and I wanted not let any doubt about how I consider the matter !

 

[Desdemona]

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Lit regulars: 0.5

ROTFL at all concerned. I must say it's amusing to come home to a different sort of weirdness. It may be sick, but it isn't boring.

 

[WriterDom]

I certainly hope you are joking bidet. What kind of thread are we going to see next from you? Questions on creating an good snuff film?

I wonder who's alt you are.

No, that's been done.

Master wants to use her/him as a human public toilet at the Red Sox, Yankees game. How much shit can she consume without throwing up? But it is relatively safe. Just think off all the bacteria you get from the door knob of the bathroom, or the can of peas at the grocery store.

 

[catalina_francisco]

LOL, ignorance is bliss they say, and created trolls by some seem to always get the desired result. Haven't had time to be on here before now today but obviously someone is getting bored and needs a little light entertainment via the board. Enjoy playing if it eases the itch.

Catalina

 

[YinandYang]

Colostomies and sex??

well! Thats a 'fantasy' if ever I heard one.....heres another one you may like to read...its called Billy Goats Gruff....the story ends with the Troll falling in the river.....

 

[graceanne]

As someone who is threatened with having my colon removed on a yearly basis, I want to say . . .

DON'T DO IT!!!

You don't want to fuck with the inside of your body. I mean, duh!

 

[Desdemona]

Actually, some people do this. It's part of my post operative teaching to patients with new colostomies; I tell them that it is NOT a sexual orifice and we discuss why not in detail.

If somebody can dream it up, somebody is doing it. Truth is stranger than fiction.

 

[ZenDragoness]

edited

 

[YinandYang]

I have to admit, that reading the initial question was horrible. My beloved man is suffering after a heavy operation concerning his colon cancer. Part of the actual situation is that he has now a colostomy, hopefully only for 6 months.

They think they have removed the whole cancer, but it is still a very traumatic situation.

I find the idea so totally crazy that i am in fact lost for further words.

ZenDragoness

ZenDragoness....This has made me mad too, especially when there are real people out there suffering and trying to come to terms with an operation such as that. I hope the 'threadee' never has to know what its like to go through such an ordeal.

Best wishes to you and your partner

 

[shy slave]

I'm struggling here... Have to keep reminding myself that it is I who is strange.

What she said

 

[Miss Diva]

i have a better volley.

Why haven't you undergone elective surgery for a colostomy?

Seems it would solve the shitty little problem all around.

AA can you pass the scalpel? Bidet this won't hurt, I promise.

BTW, Bidet your name is quite apropos...

 

[Bandit58]

I have to admit, that reading the initial question was horrible. My beloved man is suffering after a heavy operation concerning his colon cancer. Part of the actual situation is that he has now a colostomy, hopefully only for 6 months.

They think they have removed the whole cancer, but it is still a very traumatic situation.

I find the idea so totally crazy that i am in fact lost for further words.

ZenDragoness

{{{{{{{{ZenDragoness}}}}}}}}

My father had a permanent colostomy in 1981 for rectal cancer. He died just over two weeks ago from unrelated causes. Dad developed radiation colitis but treatments have changed a lot from when he was diagnosed.

For the record the day he had his surgery his sex life ended because the cancer was situated near the nerve that controls erectile function. He chose not to have more surgery to help his impotence. My mother loved and cared for him despite this for almost 24 years, half their married life.

I am hoping that your man recovers well

 

[Xelebes]

Oh good line...

"I want to fuck,
Your colostomy!

I'll keep that for later use.....

 

[Vixandra]

Hey, I realized this is probably a b/s thread, in more ways then one.

But I've seen stupider things and I've only been in the medical field about 3.5 years so far. Its quite revoulting what some people will do to get thier jollies off. I would much rather treat an idiotic question like a serious one then treat a serious questin like an idiotic one if only for the potential safety factor involved.


I do see that little bidet has yet to reply back though....

 

[ZenDragoness]

Thank you

Thank you YinandYang and Bandit58 for your kind words, it felt good to read them. Bandit58 i am thinking about you, if i understand your father passed away only a short time ago.

The radiation and the chemotherapy for Michael are called off, because he is not in an overall good enough condition, after the surgery. But they say, due to the histologic findings, this 2 very hard treatments were were more a kind of absolute safety measure. Instead they will monitor him more closely in the next six months, apparently the most dangerous time.

But the very good news is, he is coming home tomorrow after the third stay in hospital. This last spell was due to abdomen inflammation.

Bandit i always followed what you wrote about your man and his situation, and in this horrible time, it gave me strength to renember your words and the upbeat tone you had.....

I although think, that the bad times are the times when the real strength and love of a relationship are proved. Mabye the helplessness is was is most difficult, you see and feel your beloved one suffering and you can do very, very little, but in reality you simply want to stop the pain and all that.

 

[HerVeryOwn]

Scoreboard:

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Lit regulars: 0.5

ROTFL at all concerned. I must say it's amusing to come home to a different sort of weirdness. It may be sick, but it isn't boring.

::: blink-blink :::
Hmmmmmmmmm...........

 

[Etoile]

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