Color of Lit. Members' Members

[Hamletmaschine]

I'm a white guy. I've been in a lot of locker rooms in my day. My dick is darker than the rest of me, and darker than most of the pink-peckered white guys I've seen. I tan really easily, but my dick always looks like it has a tan. And I don't sunbath nude. The neighbors would object. My ex-wife said I had a black man's dick. Like she would know. And I don't buy into that racist nonsense anyway. I just have a dark dick. I don't have a color-wheel handy or I'd be more specific. How dark or light is your dick?

 

[Starblayde]

a bit darker than the rest of me.... but not as tanned as my forearms... probably the second darkest patch of white-boy skin on me




can't believe i just answered that.....

 

[Rubyfruit]

I, for one, would love to see a picture of this dark dick of yours, Hamlet.

I'm pink.

 

[TN_Vixen]

dontcha hate it when a white girl starts to get busy on you and is overcome by your dark dick and then realizes that you're a white guy after all and she does that whole head swivel thing and snaps her fingers in your face and your dark dick shrivels to something resembling an inch worm?

Yeah, that sucks.

 

[lavender]

 

[TN_Vixen]

I was going to say that this thread was #1 on what I don't need to know on a Sunday afternoon. But, TN Vixen's post outdid ya.

LOL.. lavy you my girl. I ain't mad atcha, got nothin' but love for ya.

 

[CarolineOh]

I'm a white guy. I've been in a lot of locker rooms in my day. My dick is darker than the rest of me, and darker than most of the pink-peckered white guys I've seen. I tan really easily, but my dick always looks like it has a tan. And I don't sunbath nude. The neighbors would object. My ex-wife said I had a black man's dick. Like she would know. And I don't buy into that racist nonsense anyway. I just have a dark dick. I don't have a color-wheel handy or I'd be more specific. How dark or light is your dick?

Are you sure you're ex wasn't saying that she had a black man's dick, like, on the side, maybe?

 

[Hamletmaschine]

dontcha hate it when a white girl starts to get busy on you and is overcome by your dark dick and then realizes that you're a white guy after all and she does that whole head swivel thing and snaps her fingers in your face and your dark dick shrivels to something resembling an inch worm?

Yeah, that sucks.

Story of my life. You get used to it.

 

[perks]

Dicks are usually darker than normal skin. Well, in my humble observation.

 

[Bob Peale]

Depends on what you wear (or don't wear) to tan...

 

[MasterTheMind]

Maybe it's just being graced by good genetics (or maybe not, but it's a nice dark large piece of meat!

 

[MasterTheMind]

Ok, so maybe I'm being a bit conceited there, but now I'll have to go get a digital camera and take a good pic and post it *L*

 

[coolr]

I'm a white guy. I've been in a lot of locker rooms in my day. My dick is darker than the rest of me, and darker than most of the pink-peckered white guys I've seen. I tan really easily, but my dick always looks like it has a tan. And I don't sunbath nude. The neighbors would object. My ex-wife said I had a black man's dick. Like she would know. And I don't buy into that racist nonsense anyway. I just have a dark dick. I don't have a color-wheel handy or I'd be more specific. How dark or light is your dick?

i've the same "situation" as you, but i have a feeling it's not as dark as yours, but when i tan in the summer, it matches at least haha

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Ok, so maybe I'm being a bit conceited there, but now I'll have to go get a digital camera and take a good pic and post it *L*

Just send it to Ginny, please. Don't be postin' no dick pics on this thread.

 

[lavender]

 

[Wiggles]

One's Purple, and one's blue.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Wiggles, darlin', you gotta quit dating Muppets and Smurfs, girl.

And, Lavy, the day pics of my cock appear on the internet is the day some twisted fuck of an undertaker puts 'em there.

 

[lavender]

 

[badasschick]

Cocoa and hot pink in the center, sort of like one of those candies you get in a Whitman's Sampler.

 

[tulip2lipservice]

Interesting take on things....

however does your cock work. If so then who cares what color is it as long as there is no venerial disease discoloring it.

So Hamlet you described the color now what about the legnth and girth of the cock. If we lined it up with others would we be able to pick it out in that line up.

To be darker or not that is the question?

Peace,
Tulip
Psstt I think you want to show us a cock picture of you. I mean how do we know you already did not post it without your face.
Wink

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I knew you had a not so hidden obsession with necrophilia.

Christ. That was meant to be confidential information.

Maybe that explains it, though. Fucking all those stiffs and the formaldehyde turned my dick brown.

 

[coolr]

Christ. That was meant to be confidential information.

Maybe that explains it, though. Fucking all those stiffs and the formaldehyde turned my dick brown.

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

 

[lavender]

 

[perks]

You should have known better. Afterall, I am the biggest gossip at lit.

...and you never tell me anything. What the fuck, lavy?

 

[lavender]