Collar's Frivolity

[rbijon]

You have a fainting kitty!
Awesome!!!
Just don't get her around any lions

Yes, but you have a herd of cats.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Yes, but you have a herd of cats.

But they don't faint.
Even though, at times, I wish they might

 

[Endless_Night]

But they don't faint.
Even though, at times, I wish they might

But do they feint?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

But do they feint?

Oh yes! They are feinting, feisty felines

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh yes! They are feinting, feisty felines

I'm getting a mental picture.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I'm getting a mental picture.

They are the swash-bucklers of the kitty universe

 

[Endless_Night]

They are the swash-bucklers of the kitty universe

Now I'm getting even more of a picture. And it's so cute!!!!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Now I'm getting even more of a picture. And it's so cute!!!!

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm getting a mental picture.

Are you sure this is safe to do on a juice cleanse?

 

[Endless_Night]

Are you sure this is safe to do on a juice cleanse?

My mind runs amok on a juice cleanse! Just saying.

 

[midwestyankee]

My mind runs amok on a juice cleanse! Just saying.

What's a mok? All I can find at acronymsfordummies dot com is Massive Online Killing, and if that's true I think I should sign out right now.

 

[Endless_Night]

What's a mok? All I can find at acronymsfordummies dot com is Massive Online Killing, and if that's true I think I should sign out right now.

Amok, not a mok. Silly man.

....But that sounds like a disturbing google search....

 

[ViciousTease]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-8YiiqhIrQgE/UUx1L-rPP8I/AAAAAAAAAfY/VVEl4t97SQw/w506-h750/photo.jpg

Random cuteness.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Awww! So cute!!

Thanks! I only like one thing better than random silliness, and that's consistent silliness

 

[Endless_Night]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-8YiiqhIrQgE/UUx1L-rPP8I/AAAAAAAAAfY/VVEl4t97SQw/w506-h750/photo.jpg

Random cuteness.

So cute! I wonder what he/she is stalking? Cause you know there is stalking going on.

 

[pensivepoet]

That pic hurt some.
I lost my all time fave buddy on fri.
Minkie, an all orange.
She would run to meet me when I'd get home. Follow me everywhere. We were the best of buds for over ten yrs.
I was holding her on the porch fri. Later I went to the barn and wondered why she wasn't following me.
She didn't come in for supper.
Just disappeared sometime in the afternoon.
Guess either a coyote or rattlesnake.
She just wouldn't leave snakes alone.
I'm gonna miss this one a long long time.

 

[Endless_Night]

Sorry for your loss, Pensive.

 

[ViciousTease]

I thought it was a pretty good image of how I feel when I wander onto the BDSM boards.

I'm so sorry, pensive.

 

[pensivepoet]

Thanks
Didn't mean to be a drag in frivolity, but the orange kitty was a trigger.
Shit happens
Now back to the regularly scheduled giggles.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[pensivepoet]

Would it make you giggle a little to know that I deal with grief by fucking? I'll be in trouble if G dies before me. .

Hmmmm...*idea!*
Walks into a pub tonight, looks to a girl, says, "excuse me, but can I fuck you? My cat is gone"

 

[pensivepoet]

Dang. I just checked. Not only is that line listed at #62 on the top 100 worst lines, but it's also been copyrighted by charlie sheen.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[pensivepoet]

Cannot you talk to your wife about how it would make you feel better?

I just read the story of how willie nelson's first wife sewed him up in a bed sheet and beat him stupid with a broom handle.
In other words, no.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]