Collar's Frivolity

I bet the word "cat" hasn't hit your search engine this many times in all previous years combined :D
Not in that form, anyway.. ;)

No search involved. I have an assortment of exceptionally weird FB connections, including one young former Litster who writes cat articles as a freelancer.
 
Yesterday G bought my som very pretty nipple jewellery. We have a small problem. The cats simply will NOT allow it. Frivolity indeed, but they seem pretty serious about it, and it started to get painful and dangerous with those claws flashing. Jumping from the ground to my breasts and hanging on to what ever they could to get to get those things off me.

Lying down to let them see was only partially successful. In that they weren't hanging off me.

They had some with little tiger heads on. Maybe the cats would have preferred them? I did dither over them. Really, tassels and bells were the choice of an idiot in a household of animals. :(

It took me about 3 weeks to teach the kitten not to bite my jewellery. So unless you wear your nipple decorations around for 3 weeks, you might just want to lock them out of the room :p
 
It took me about 3 weeks to teach the kitten not to bite my jewellery. So unless you wear your nipple decorations around for 3 weeks, you might just want to lock them out of the room :p

By now, I really ought not to have to point out that not only will pet rocks not chew on your jewelry, they will even selflessly help store it if you choose the optional magnetic breed and use jewelry made of ferrous metals. You people make life so much more difficult than it needs to be. ;)
 
By now, I really ought not to have to point out that not only will pet rocks not chew on your jewelry, they will even selflessly help store it if you choose the optional magnetic breed and use jewelry made of ferrous metals. You people make life so much more difficult than it needs to be. ;)

But pet rocks can't give kisses... :(
 
He looks more like ..

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


To me it looks like a Top contemplating a play-date pre-enjoying what is about to happen, and purring - content in His/Her power.

But then I might have just gone all bottom upon seeing that.

Or I went all TOP. I has been a few days and my memory is a little foggy. I do remember getting all drippy for some reason....


:eek:
 
To me it looks like a Top contemplating a play-date pre-enjoying what is about to happen, and purring - content in His/Her power.

But then I might have just gone all bottom upon seeing that.

Or I went all TOP. I has been a few days and my memory is a little foggy. I do remember getting all drippy for some reason....


:eek:

Ok, I have to give you that one.
He does rather look like he's about to enjoy... something :cattail:
Or she!
 
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