Endless_Night
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....bitch. ..
I will wear my puffy pirate shirt and my kilt....

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....bitch. ..
I will wear my puffy pirate shirt and my kilt....

....bitch. ..
I will wear my puffy pirate shirt and my kilt....

Yes please!
Oh, and the sock has to be striped.
With individual little toe compartments...
And I'd it could smell like peanuts or popcorn, you get a bonus surprise
Oh, my!

As long as you wear your striped toe sock, I don't care. Bitch
My ears!

How about cream sherry & argyle socks?
My ears!
Oh thank you! So right...
You have to wear gigantic hoop earrings. Almost forgot
Oh thank you! So right...
You have to wear gigantic hoop earrings. Almost forgot
Well? Whaddya think? Hot, huh?
C & C you must wear moose antlers....

OMG! Now my eyes!
Where did you find that.... Never mind. I don't want to know.

Better!
So it's no shirts, hoop earrings, glass, route socks for the menfolk (only one, but hey, there's only one menfolk here anyway), peanuts and popcorn, argyle socks and sherry optional.
Got it?
Ok. Are you ready to play?
So it's no shirts, hoop earrings, glass, route socks for the menfolk (only one, but hey, there's only one menfolk here anyway), peanuts and popcorn, argyle socks and sherry optional.
Got it?
Ok. Are you ready to play?
I'm taking that as a no
*goes and gets MWY's sad box*

Ummm. You have me worried.
Play what
Cool place you got here. I don't need no stinkin' rules, though. I'm going to wear juzt my hat and socks, no argyle on thiz trip.
Cool place you got here. I don't need no stinkin' rules, though. I'm going to wear juzt my hat and socks, no argyle on thiz trip.