Collar's Frivolity

[Endless_Night]

It does ass to ear canal without protest

No. Just no.

ears, nose, throat, belly button.... ew. just ... ew

This^. So this!

 

[Cumference]

It does ass to ear canal without protest

Wohooo!

If you get it, I'll get the assault plunger.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Wohooo!

If you get it, I'll get the assault plunger.

A match made in heaven!

 

[Cumference]

A match made in heaven!

Indeed!

Hickies the size of palm prints an no orifice left empty!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Indeed!

Hickies the size of palm prints an no orifice left empty!

Ho ho ho...
Meeeeeeerry Christmas!

 

[Cumference]

This one was sneaking over my lawn last Tuesday.

I sure got him!

https://gregschina.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/cupping.jpg

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

This one was sneaking over my lawn last Tuesday.

I sure got him!

https://gregschina.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/cupping.jpg

Are you sure that isn't an alien?

 

[Endless_Night]

And that would be called cupping!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

And that would be called cupping!

So I suppose he wants that done to his balls?

 

[Shankara20]

So I suppose he wants that done to his balls?

https://school.discoveryeducation.com/clipart/images/answer-boy.gif

 

[ViciousTease]

This one was sneaking over my lawn last Tuesday.

I sure got him!

(picture of man with turtle shell back)

I come here for the cute kittens and find this!

 

[midwestyankee]

I come here for the cute kittens and find this!

The cute kittens are just the "Free Candy" sign on the outside of the windowless van that is this thread.

 

[MeekMe]

Damn windowless vans get me every time.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Don't be silly...
Windowless vans are scary, and portend evil. This thread
..Ok. I give up

Now, where did I put that cup and candle for Shank...

 

[Endless_Night]

I come here for the cute kittens and find this!

So, so, so foolish.

The cute kittens are just the "Free Candy" sign on the outside of the windowless van that is this thread.

And there is is in a nutshell.

Damn windowless vans get me every time.

LOLOLOL! That was most unexpected!

 

[cookiecat]

kitty in a van!

http://i.imgur.com/uyWb8F4.jpg

 

[MeekMe]

LOLOLOL! That was most unexpected!

(*⁰▿⁰*)

No seriously, where's my kittens and candy?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

No cats eating candy here. Nope!

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/bf/59/0b/bf590bd4df685023be80aef01e81d9b8.jpg

 

[Endless_Night]

^^^^ Cute!

But I think this v is my favorite. Never will I be able to look at a white van the same.

kitty in a van!

http://i.imgur.com/uyWb8F4.jpg

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

He looks like he's up to no good too, doesn't he?

 

[Endless_Night]

He looks like he's up to no good too, doesn't he?

Serial killer kitty. There's probably a couple of birds tied up in the back right now.

 

[midwestyankee]

Obviously, this doesn't apply to everyone right now, but it's an accurate reflection of my life at the moment.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Duplicate post

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Alas, poor Yankee! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath
borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know
not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your
gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment,
that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one
now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen?


http://rs201.pbsrc.com/albums/aa289/markedup/ihasfrozen.jpg?w=480&h=480&fit=clip

 

[Endless_Night]

Not as good as Collar's, but still post worthy.

MWY.

https://i.imgflip.com/gw5u1.jpg