coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee

[Liar]

So apparently I just ground five cups' worth of beans, but by the time I got to adding water, I thought it was only two cups, and measured accordingly.

This brew might just possibly melt though my intestines.

If this is my last post, you know why.

 

[Byron In Exile]

So apparently I just ground five cups' worth of beans, but by the time I got to adding water, I thought it was only two cups, and measured accordingly.

This brew might just possibly melt though my intestines.

If this is my last post, you know why.

Lightweight.

 

[Freija]

So apparently I just ground five cups' worth of beans, but by the time I got to adding water, I thought it was only two cups, and measured accordingly.

This brew might just possibly melt though my intestines.

If this is my last post, you know why.

You've got approx.10 mins to do a coffee spew if you need to, before the big clean-up commences.

 

[Freija]

That applies to jizz as well.

 

[Liar]

I aren't ded.

But my tongue is stuck in the roof of my mouth.

 

[butters]

I aren't ded.

But my tongue is stuck in the roof of my mouth.

*smiles*

aw bless

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

In the Marines, we called that "Lifer's Juice."




We would drink that, eat jalapeños and play Risk™ while on night watch.

 

[butters]

In the Marines, we called that "Lifer's Juice."




We would drink that, eat jalapeños and play Risk™ while on night watch.

your stomach must hate you

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

your stomach must hate you

That was nothing compared to what they fed us...



'Cept at NAS Lakehurst. That was some damned good chow. Lakehurst is where the Hindenburg went down in flames.

 

[Liar]

In the Marines, we called that "Lifer's Juice."




We would drink that, eat jalapeños and play Risk™ while on night watch.

Sounds like College.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Sounds like College.

College never had anyone as mean as our Gunny...



Drink some more! Put hair on your chest. Fucking Injun...

 

[Liar]

College never had anyone as mean as our Gunny...



Drink some more! Put hair on your chest. Fucking Injun...

I see you never met my maths perfesser.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I see you never met my maths perfesser.

Mine 400-level Statistics professor was a Harvard PhD and his class was so fucking scary that it was only one of three that I actually attended; the other two were just entertaining lecturers...

On the first test, out of a possible ten, I got the second highest score with one and a half.

The highest score came from a High School math teacher, he got a two.

The thirty other (engineering) students collectively earned a zero.

He knew they had to pass to get their degree and

For some reason, he hated engineers...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I walked into a 400-level class in CompSci to take the final and a half-dozen kids turned around and one of them asked, "Are you in this class?"

 

[butters]

maths


ewwwwwww


i wish i liked it more but, hey, i iz what i iz

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I never said I "liked" it, but it is essential as the language of Science.

 

[Saint Peter]

Math is the devil.

This is why the Good Lord gave us MATLAB.






Which is also the devil.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Does a thing like that come on stone tablets?

 

[butters]

I never said I "liked" it, but it is essential as the language of Science.

science and i have a nodding aquaintance only, 'cept biology - that's a little more intimate. justabout.

Math is the devil.

This is why the Good Lord gave us MATLAB.






Which is also the devil.

i renounce the devil. so ner.

 

[Saint Peter]

It is only relevant if you harness the power and respect the limitations.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

A man's gotta know his limitations...



... the woman already does.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Amateurs at both coffee and math.

Terrible.

 

[Saint Peter]

Math is just like you.



A tool.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Amateurs at both coffee and math.

Terrible.

Why, Ed Beaty, are we cross?
...
You know Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend, I just couldn't bear it..

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

College never had anyone as mean as our Gunny...



Drink some more! Put hair on your chest. Fucking Injun...

In the Air Force I was met at the airport by the biggest damned Indian in the history of Earth. He told us to get in line, a couple of boys didnt, and he picked both of them up by their collars.