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I really need to work on my sensativity more 
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McKenna said:
Believe me, it was there
LadyJeanne
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flawed_ethics said:
I'm curious - is it possible to identify when or how that transition from fun snow writing to anxiety about size comes happens?
Boota
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I had a friend in school who had a huge cock and he was more self-conscious about that than anyone was over not being big enough. He said he felt like a freak and that everyone was staring. Well, it was freakish and they were staring, but I always told him he was being paranoid.
I always thought I was small when I was growing up. As it turned out I'm on the upper end of average. It's just that my body is so big that having a normal sized dick looks odd. It's a matter of proportion, I guess. Of course, if my cock was proportionate to my body size I would be relegated to fucking horses. And dammit, I'm just not tall enough for that!
I always thought I was small when I was growing up. As it turned out I'm on the upper end of average. It's just that my body is so big that having a normal sized dick looks odd. It's a matter of proportion, I guess. Of course, if my cock was proportionate to my body size I would be relegated to fucking horses. And dammit, I'm just not tall enough for that!
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cantdog said:
I'm so glad you posted cant. I was afraid no one would get it and think i was just a terible person!
On a half/serious note, any man who thinks his penis is not up to snuff really doens't have a problem. Almost everyone has got a tongue.
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amicus said:
not "so what"- just:
sweetnpetite
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amicus said:
what else is there to say when you call *perdita* of all people shallow?
when you use that rediculously idiotic rush limbaugh cool-aid drinker word 'feminazi'
I thought that the parody was excellent. That she got so many sincere replies certainly says a lot about her. (for one, she's not on there ignore list)
she made her self vulnerable by admiting her chagrin. I think that was very big of her, and small of you to then stomp on her.
Aparently, you are *not* better than that.
what else can I say?
amicus
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Well, I guess you have a point she has 233 reads, there are 564 on mine and the reponses are about double...but then..mine was an earlier post...so neither are definitive....
This person has set out, almost since the beginning to counter every post I have made...I have ignored her...as a buzzing insect, an irritant and nothing more.
It is perhaps time to peel away the outer skin and expose the darkness within...you will note that she attacked my post and not for the first time.
Choose your side or sit it out, I could care less...
amicus...
This person has set out, almost since the beginning to counter every post I have made...I have ignored her...as a buzzing insect, an irritant and nothing more.
It is perhaps time to peel away the outer skin and expose the darkness within...you will note that she attacked my post and not for the first time.
Choose your side or sit it out, I could care less...
amicus...
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amicus said:
I have a great respect for perdita, and for her judgements of people. she's kind of like lit's own judge judy, she's got an excellent bullshit detector. she'll be brusk if she feels you deserve it. She's not diplomatic like I am. She doesn't care to be. And I respect that about her too. Just as there is a thing or two that I respect about old amicus. but I gotta admit, it's a short list.
however, me thinks despite your protest that snp has hurt your feelings. we all have 'em. so sorry if I stepped on yours.
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In reference to perdita's question, which must be back there somewhere, I might as well chime in with my experiences. Since most of my writing is based at least partly on my life, there aren't many secrets anyway.
In addition to the mind games associated with size, there's another mind warping phase that males get to endure. If you happen to be a "late bloomer", you know what I am referring to. That was what made my teenage years a living hell for so long.
While all my friends were busy growing their gonads when they were 13 and 14, I was not. Kids that I grew up with all of a sudden running around with hairy legs, and having to shave, while I was still ...barren. Since my classmates were a little older than I was anyway because I had skipped a grade, the disparity was even worse. I would go to the library and read books about puberty to try and figure out what the hell was, or wasn't going on.
It was emotionally devestating for me, and warped me for life (obviously) without question. Friends were as supportive as you can imagine teenage boys being, and would certainly never think of teasing me about my delayed developement, while I waited and waited...
I didn't go through puberty until I was fifteen, which is on the later edge of the scale according to the statistics at the time, so while I was not incredibly abnormal, I certainly felt that way.
As far as size goes, I found myself squarely in the old six inch neighborhood depending on the generousity at the point of measurement and other related factors. Being six foot two did not make the package look any more impressive either. I went through another mindfuck when I first saw my best friend with an erection (my first story here Summer 1970 shameless plug). Seeing that little bastard with the tiny twinkie suddenly expand into a foot long was yet another trauma for me to overcome.
I did not realize that I was uncommonly thick until later on, because you never really saw other guys with erections to compare with. It wasn't until I got my first oral experience that I began to realize I might have something of value, as my member felt like it went through barbed wire due to the equally inexperienced girl's teeth.
I think breasts are just as traumatic for girls. I worked with a girl who was cute as could be but hopelessly flatchested and she went through hell while growing up. I had a relationship with another woman fairly recently who was still extremely self-conscious about her tiny treasures and she was in her mid-40's!
I am still able to count on my hands the number of women that I have been intimate with, but none of them have ever made a derogitory comment to me. I do make preemptive warnings that they should not look at my hands and size 12 shoes and get false expectations, but they've all been wonderful.
In addition to the mind games associated with size, there's another mind warping phase that males get to endure. If you happen to be a "late bloomer", you know what I am referring to. That was what made my teenage years a living hell for so long.
While all my friends were busy growing their gonads when they were 13 and 14, I was not. Kids that I grew up with all of a sudden running around with hairy legs, and having to shave, while I was still ...barren. Since my classmates were a little older than I was anyway because I had skipped a grade, the disparity was even worse. I would go to the library and read books about puberty to try and figure out what the hell was, or wasn't going on.
It was emotionally devestating for me, and warped me for life (obviously) without question. Friends were as supportive as you can imagine teenage boys being, and would certainly never think of teasing me about my delayed developement, while I waited and waited...
I didn't go through puberty until I was fifteen, which is on the later edge of the scale according to the statistics at the time, so while I was not incredibly abnormal, I certainly felt that way.
As far as size goes, I found myself squarely in the old six inch neighborhood depending on the generousity at the point of measurement and other related factors. Being six foot two did not make the package look any more impressive either. I went through another mindfuck when I first saw my best friend with an erection (my first story here Summer 1970 shameless plug). Seeing that little bastard with the tiny twinkie suddenly expand into a foot long was yet another trauma for me to overcome.
I did not realize that I was uncommonly thick until later on, because you never really saw other guys with erections to compare with. It wasn't until I got my first oral experience that I began to realize I might have something of value, as my member felt like it went through barbed wire due to the equally inexperienced girl's teeth.
I think breasts are just as traumatic for girls. I worked with a girl who was cute as could be but hopelessly flatchested and she went through hell while growing up. I had a relationship with another woman fairly recently who was still extremely self-conscious about her tiny treasures and she was in her mid-40's!
I am still able to count on my hands the number of women that I have been intimate with, but none of them have ever made a derogitory comment to me. I do make preemptive warnings that they should not look at my hands and size 12 shoes and get false expectations, but they've all been wonderful.
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Thank you, Mr. Watts, you're a generous man.
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Ignoring a feminazi by posting on her thread? Just what is your definition of 'ignoring' Ami?
Seems to me that Perdita is anathema to your concept of what a woman's place in the world is. Yet you cannot help yourself but comment on her.
Liberal, intelligent and selfworthy is apparently a mixture that you hate in women. The phrase "protesteth too much" springs to mind.
Ask her out. See if she'll be your mommy. You know you wanna.
Gauche
Seems to me that Perdita is anathema to your concept of what a woman's place in the world is. Yet you cannot help yourself but comment on her.
Liberal, intelligent and selfworthy is apparently a mixture that you hate in women. The phrase "protesteth too much" springs to mind.
Ask her out. See if she'll be your mommy. You know you wanna.
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I'm not especially large, but I've never had any complaints, so I figure I'm big enough. I was never bothered by the size of other guy's cocks either. It just never occurred to me. I mean, I'd notice some guys in the locker room and think "Wow!", but that never made me like feel less of a man. I just figured that they didn't expand as much as I did when I got hard. And if some guy were to come over and remark on the size of another guy's penis, it was like, "Well, what the hell are you doing looking anyway?"
Of course, this was back in the days when I'd just learned how babies were made, which totally disgusted me. Luckily, I was in formed by my older cousin that if you didn't want to do it yourself, you could pay the doctor to do it for you. That was a relief.
My big adolescent concern was when I'd get armpit hair. I was okay in the pubic hair department, but I just didn't think I'd be able to face another summer without a good, manly crop of armpit hair. Well, I'm still waiting, and I don't think I'm that badly scarred emotionally from my lack of pit shrubbery. Aside from my face and my chest, I'm just not a very hairy guy.
My own penis story has to do with my alarm over getting erections when I was a little kid. I thought there must be something wrong with me, and I debated whether I should discuss this with the doctor the next time I saw him. It was funny what would cause these little boners too: pictures of cowgirls tied up would do it, but so would a rousing game of space patrol. Typical male: sex and violence.
---Zoot
Of course, this was back in the days when I'd just learned how babies were made, which totally disgusted me. Luckily, I was in formed by my older cousin that if you didn't want to do it yourself, you could pay the doctor to do it for you. That was a relief.
My big adolescent concern was when I'd get armpit hair. I was okay in the pubic hair department, but I just didn't think I'd be able to face another summer without a good, manly crop of armpit hair. Well, I'm still waiting, and I don't think I'm that badly scarred emotionally from my lack of pit shrubbery. Aside from my face and my chest, I'm just not a very hairy guy.
My own penis story has to do with my alarm over getting erections when I was a little kid. I thought there must be something wrong with me, and I debated whether I should discuss this with the doctor the next time I saw him. It was funny what would cause these little boners too: pictures of cowgirls tied up would do it, but so would a rousing game of space patrol. Typical male: sex and violence.
---Zoot
Lisa Denton
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amicus said:
"Size doesn't matter guys, its how many reads you have ........... Huh? Where the hell was I goin with this?
That wasn't a personal attack against you Amicus, just an attack against what I've seen with the threads lately, I have a lot of respect for you, mostly for speaking your mind even when you know its gonna piss some people off.
I have no idea what thread you all were talking about, or who was right or wrong, or why the fuck it would matter.
I get so tired of threads goin off into personal crap, but hey, everybody has a right to say what they want, anytime and anywhere, but thats why I don't post much here anymore. I just have no idea whats going on.
Anywho, on with my jokin.
Penis size doesn't matter, how long or how thick, its the size of the balls banging that turns a woman on.
Smebody said picture thread? Right?
http://www.imageshosted.com/images/410873door_knocker.jpg
gauchecritic said:
I think he secretly visits a dominatrix. I think he attacks women because he can't handle his own guilt for his dirty little secret. He gets off on strong women. I mean really gets off.
Either that or he was dumped by a woman who decided to use her own brain instead of his, and he was desperately offended at her effrontery.
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What a wonderful thread. From hilarity and much laughter right through to some very informative and sincere posts.
Thanks, P.
Lou
P.S. My laughter was at Perdita's initial post and piss take, btw.
Thanks, P.
Lou
P.S. My laughter was at Perdita's initial post and piss take, btw.
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